I just texted with Jay, and he says there's going to be a new HITB today

I just texted with Jay, and he says there's going to be a new HITB today.

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I had Jay on facetime and he called you a liar.

It must be a trick

Does anyone else dream about spacedocking with Jay or is it just me?

Jay doesn't do Facetime. He only does Skype.

Jay here, this is false

IM DYING LAUREN

Jay just sent me a text saying you guys are fake news.

Didn't he change his phone number.

Allegedly when anons called him he was really friendly but asked them to please stop calling him and spreading his number.

Jay just hit me up on Facebook and said he doesnt do Skype because he values security.

I sat next to Jay on the flight in from Bangkok yesterday, and he said a new HITB is going to be posted on Monday.

Jay messaged me on his Pornhub account saying someone hacked his Facebook, it isn't really him posting.

Jay here, I'm at a BBQ right now, everything posted in this thread is correct.

Really? Because I had a long discussion with Jay about human sexuality, film, and philosophy at Starbucks this morning and he mentioned nothing about a new HITB today.

We stopped the show. It's over.

When I woke up this morning, I rolled over and asked Jay when the new HITB would be up, he'll upload it after we get out of the shower.

Lol

Get in the shower then, you greasy fuck.

How tall is Jay? u think he's really 5'3.5''?

"I am a tiny man" - Jay Bauman

I just went on a Grindr date with Jay and he said he'll upload the new Half in the Bag when I fuck his boipussy.

DO IT user!

Jay jacks off to Eraserhead. A movie where 90% of it is a guy sitting in an apartment listening to a mutant baby crying.

Jay hates Bladerunner. A movie where shit actually happens and there is more than one location filmed.

His opinion on anything should be ignored.

~5'7"

I measured how many VHS tapes he is tall when standing in front of the shelves on BotW, and estimated the spaces between.... for science...

Height frauders beware, we will find you.

Shut up, Mike.

I'm Mike's illegitimate son, and he wrote the new HITB is going to be released today on the child support check memo.

>Jay refuses to use the term 'overrated' because it says nothing about the movie
>basically calls Bladerunner overrated

I'm Mike's progressing depression and alcoholism, he said today that he's going to post a new HitB today.

>He doesn't like what I like

Then find someone who does, and listen to their opinions.
I agree with jay 99% of the time, and that's the reason I continue to listen to it.
That's the entire reason I keep watching their reviews (and ignoring Mike's recommendations).

It's not because I think Jay is "cool" or "smart" or whatever.
It's not because I want to pretend Jay is my friend.
It's not because I want to pretend to be Jay.
I found a guy who does movie reviews on the internet who happens to have extremely similar tastes to my own, so when he gives his opinion about movies, I pay attention to him.

There is nothing stopping you from moving on with your life, and just letting this shit go.

I just went skinny dipping with Jay and he confirmed that you're all full of shit, the next HITB is tomorrow

Prove it.

Describe Jay's penis, scrotum, and butt.

This. Please do it.

He has a tight butthole.

Hi, I'm Mike. There won't be any videos today.

Sorceror Supreme Gentleman Beardfat here, I turned Jay straight with a magick incantation today and, after he thanked me, he said that ten new Pre-Recs would be posted tonight.

>implying beardfat isn't out rallying against Trump

Yeah, well Jay sat on my face earlier while he talked about The Founder.

I am a bouncer at the Manhole and Jay said there will be a new re:view today

I just had video conference with Mike and Jay confirming a new HITB will be released this afternoon.

I run bitches in Milwaukee, and one of my hos said Jay told her HITB would be uploaded today.

I just received a letter from Jay telling me that you guys are all faggots.

I just fucked Jessi in the ass and Mike said they will never make videos again.

I just sucked Mike's milk out of Jay's hairy little manhole and they both confirmed that a new re:view will be coming out soon.

As I loved inside of Jay, felt his anus contract around my shaft and his entire body shiver as he too reached orgasm, he told me that there would be a new BOTW today

did they just upload a video and pull it down? I got a notification from them about uploading a video called something something part 2. what's the dealio

I just got a carrier pigeon from Jay telling me to go see The Witch.

user, you went too far.

I installed bugs in the RLM studio, and I heard Mike telling Jay to upload the new HITB today afternoon.

I had a Reddit meetup with AidsMoby and he told me he has Aids.

Lel, like that fat fuck disgrace of human being is capable of doing more than posting on twitter.

I swim laps every morning with Jay, and he said a new HITB is going to be released on Monday.

I cant wait for the Split HitB

Talked to him on grindr. He says bottoming Mike got boring after a while.

>Fuck You it's January!
>MOTY is released
Can these fags get anything right?

why is this adorable

My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

>he was really friendly but asked them to please stop calling him and spreading his number.
That's just so Jay.

That's just so anyone who doesn't want to enthuse the anger of a possible psychopathic stalker

>construction worker
Rich Evans doesn't have the body of a construction worker.

I like RLM

They produce comfy, entertaining content on a regular basis.

Do I want to be them when I'm their age? Probably not. I doubt this is what Mike had intended when he wanted to go into making movies. However, despite them not being much good as movie creators, their review content brings happiness to people, which is a lot more than I'm currently contributing, so I reserve judgement.

Hope they keep doing what they're doing.

Kek

Look how cute Mike used to be

I love these boys so much.

>tfw Mike probably could have done porn and made good money

the world isn't ready for the stoklasa kielbasa

How was Jessi ready for it then?

Jessi is a whore

5'7" isn't bad. I bet he has a huge cock.

I saw Jay at The Manhole and he said the next vid is a BotW, not a HitB

Pass Thru coming true?

You sound jelly.

It's average. Just looks big because of how small he is.

He does have a tiny skeleton, so that probably means small bone-r too.

Aids can't come soon enough for you disgusting faggots.

Sharing your dads advice again user?

Mike's neighbor here.

I heard Mike talking to Jessi about editing the new HITB through the wall yesterday, so they're probably going to release it pretty soon.

seriously though should be up soon

fuck off faggot

>mfw not a single rlm fanboy cuck reminded me to put the channing tatum photo on my laptop while i'm out of town

I talked to Jessi on LiveJasmine, and she said it's going to be posted tomorrow morning.

>my fart when this can't be refuted

...

Because shower sex is the best sex.

Jay said on Discord this was all bullshit.

IT'S HERE
youtube.com/watch?v=nbO-by4_dFk

I just sexted with Susan today and he says you're full of shit.

How in the hell has Mike become so ugly, he was quite a babe back in the day.

Why is RLM so deathly afraid of communication?

Booze

>A movie where 90% of it is a guy sitting in an apartment listening to a mutant baby crying.
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this. It seems your expectations of explosions and one-liners were crushed dutifully.

They can't stand being criticized.

Rogue One proved that out very embarrassingly for them.

The issue is that Jay finds Blade Runner boring yet his favorite movie might be the most boring thing ever put to film.

Max Landis was cool with that jab Mike took at him? I though he was like super sensitive

He doesn't consider Eraserhead boring. Stop trying to play equations with fucking movies, idiot.

they looked like they could be in a 90-2000 boy band.

not like Back Street Boys or NSych but more like O-Town.

Who is cut out of the picture? Doesn't seem like Rich.

>yfw you never had bros like this growing up but you live vicariously through them with HitB and BotW videols

(You)

>tfw I actually have close friends
>tfw I actually make goofy movies with them
>tfw I'm a conservative minarchist and they're all hardcore Bernie lovers, and I have to hide my political opinions for fear of losing their friendship