MIDWEXIT FUCKING WHEN?

MIDWEXIT FUCKING WHEN?

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GOD IS ON OUR SIDE BROTHER

THE COAST WILL NO LONGER DECIDE OUR FUTURE

Minnesota and South Dakota fuck off!
Keep your lazy foul smelling nigger Somalians and drunk ugly Injuns OUT!

North Dakota alone is more powerful than all of you.

I repeat again, MINNESOTA AND SOUTH DAKOTA YOU ARE NOT WELCOME.

Minnicucks aren't welcome.

You need them for the water access. Landlocked nations get ass fucked.

We will make Minnesota great again once we push the east and west coast faggots out. We will build a wall around the great plains. A great wall. And we will make those bureaucrats in the east and west coast pay for that wall.

When will Minnesota finally flip red? I can't take this shit anymore.

That's not the heartland. The heartland is all the spare states in the middle that don't belong to the other regions.

The coasts will die of starvation because they foolishly put all their farms in the midwest. We will starve you cucks out. No more chicken tendies for you.

Why did you not include Illinois and Indiana?

Fuck off you need our iron faggot

We'll court Manitoba to join us and get water from the Hudson. My city is full of leafs every weekend anyway.

>rust belt
>heartland midwestern god fearing states

>implying we won't just conquer you faggots and bully you with our nukes
You will be a conquered people

Dakotan (not incluoding South) Empire when?

Are you west of the Mississippi? No? Go fuck yourselves, you Mid East fucks

Whats wrong with South Dakota? Didn't they overturn some of those LGBT laws lately? Aren't they uncucking themselves?

True fact: Minnesota used to own the Dakotas until they realized they were stupid

lololololol

YEAH!

most absurd burn ever
MISSOURI MASTER RACE

Enjoy your somalis.

they only live in bigtowns/cities i dont need to worry about them

pennsyltuckian here, no one gives a fuck about your empty bowl!

Minnesota will be the next Detroit, just you watch boy

*Minneapolis
Fug

Cant you just liberate southern MN were all pretty based down here we just get BTFO on elections by twin cites and the iron range

Those ignorant mother fuckers wouldn't know how to exit even if you pushed them through the door.

why isn't Wisconsin in this shit????
you fucking chose Missouri over us wtf

>implying i even go to Minneapolis ever

True enough. Detroit > Chicago > Minneapolis

I'd liberate everything but MSP.

>whitest states in the union

Iowa has the best schools in the union.
Fuck off shitconsin

im from Missouri and I definitely think wisconsin and illinois are midwest... possibly addition of indiana and michigan and ohio... but maybe i'm wrong.

Please do you fucking corn-weilding faggets

missouri is prime midwest nigga.

Soon hopefully

>tfw live on the coast

Nuke test middle america

Why are you guys pretending to be relevant?
>all these retards arguing over which midwest state is best
>they are all cornnigger states
>the rest of the country doesn't even know you exist

>kick midwest out
>no more food, no more consumers, just a bunch of whiney bankers from the east and actors from the west.

bankers and actors is all that would be left for america, sweet country. liberal fucks.

good god the coasts suck. everyone fake as shit. midwest fucking rules, true america.

Florida Flexit when?

>Not Kansas

Yeah, for growing corn and learning how to live off the government with subsidies for ethanol.

This

Good. I don't want you to know we exist so we can create our own better America.

NO

Cascadia first
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascadia_(independence_movement)

Who gives a shit about those flyover states. They need us more than we need them. Let them leave.

A Frucking Tree

fuck off we're whiter than Iowa and we're way whiter than fucking Mizzou with their BLM shit

Missouri is southern, it was a slaveowning state

>he said while starving to death

Kek you got it the other way around.

Got lots of farms here in PA, m8.
Lots in Jersey as well.

>wisconsin
>white

if midwest did secede, it would be like a better canada. all the liberal cucks from the west and east can bicker and be fucking annoying, while midwest would just keep doing what we've been doing and live great american lives. i would fucking love if we became our own country.

irish, german, european people living great lives and not fucking each other up. having values. give me more please.

>New America
>Population:12

Posting in a based Midwest thread

is that why they call you the bread basket states oh wait

enjoy starving

please let me come with- illinois

FRONTIEXIT WHEN?

>Old America
> 20% White

this map is reversed??????
obviously Madison is cuck central but we're white af
youtube.com/watch?v=admIWc4D1Ww

you're welcome to join brother. legit state, chicago a legit big city that isn't fucking obnoxious like nyc and la and miami. midwestern feel to it.

I-29exit.
This is actually ideal because Texas has the real power.

kek

>Implying anyone grows better corn than based Iowa or has better hogs

Fuck off, coastfag.

c-c-can eastern colorado join senpai?

>Yeah, for growing corn
Corn and science.

Sharing a border with mexico
/trash/

You forgot this one.
>midwest are the gibsmedat niggers of the US

I spent nearly 3 years in Bismarck (when jobs were good)

That place is best left an injun containment zone. Nothing of interest will ever happen there outside of oil booms.

Holy shit...
every school that does this after the katy perry video looks like a bunch of fuckin autists.

Yeah, and using it for target practice.

Dude Weed LAMO

PRARIEXIT FUCKING NOW

COAST FAGS GET OUT REEEE

Kansas for best state

rude
that was my high school I graduated a couple weeks ago
we're white af though that Iowa user was saying we were nigs

True but I still blame democraps for subsidies.

>mfw "farm state" but only 30% of gdp from farms
>mfw top 5 lowest unemployment in the country

>crime rate in new America: 2

I don't fucking care that you're white kiddo.
You all seem like a bunch of retards that got handed a diploma.

>letting a bunch of fat autists into our glourious union

no you have to go back

Ohio too plox.

New Exland please

I like this better than OP's

>fuck you Missouri

maybe it was autistic but I enjoyed it
It's just a lip dub chill

we're not fat

i second this, prairiexit NOW

The white america I know comes from the south...
If this is the white america that represents the midwest then we're fucked and I don't feel like being white anymore.
You kids seriously look disabled.

NIGGA
MISSOURI IS THE HOME OF DARREN WILSON
TAKE IT BACK, TAKE IT BACK

MARK TWAIN: AMERICAN AUTHOR
BRAD PITT: AMERICAN LEGEND
ME: RANDOM MISSOURI CHRONIC MASTURBATOR

it has been foretold

>Tfw michigan is considered midwest, but I mean c'mon

death to missouri

>Falling for the Jewish lies that mostly white states are full of dumb rednecks

Not at all like that. In my experience, there's no crime to speak of, the cost of living is incredibly cheap, people are nice, and jobs are plentiful.

Soon, user...soon.

Here is a Southern lip dub
it isn't much better and it is full of niggers
youtube.com/watch?v=oVwXBLtkMmg

BORDER STATE BABEEEEYY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Quantrill
>interesting civil war read on some dope based battles lost to most history books, for our browsing interest

>Midwestern feel to it
>full of niggers trying to kill each other

I almost fell for the b8, m8

Midatlantexit when?

Let me guess Kansas?

Born and raised bud.

>Jew York
>Ever voting right

MO BORDERING STATES, MO PROBLEMS.

PS
this is the dopest -exit meme name yet
OF ALL TIME

>missouri is southern

T. Someone not from MO.

4real

Most Missouri haters are from Kansas or Illinois makes you easy to spot. Both are of course just jealous