Sad Dodgy Dave

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

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IN THE END THE VOTES DIDNT EVEN MATTER

JUST

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I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL

CRAWLING IN MY SKINNN

>Resigns in good faith because otherwise he, who wanted to remain, would negotiate the leave agreement.

>Media slams him for leaving the work to somebody else

JUST

JUST POO IN THE LOO PAJEET

More than sad he is scared.

THESE JEWS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

IN THE END MY DICK IS EVEN SMALLER

This actually kinda makes me sad. I don't like the guy, but his resignation was very classy.

VOTES THAT WERE NEVER REEEEAAAALLL

He was most likely far better than what they're going to get now

ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO KEEP THEM INSIDE I RESIGNED TO TRY TO REMIND MYSELF HOW HARD I TRIED

ARE YOU FUCKERS READY FOR BORIS

ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
THE EU IS CRUMBLING DAY BY DAY
GREXIT IS NEXT, FOLLOWED BY SPAIN

IN SPITE OF THE WAY YOU WERE MOCKING ME
ACTING LIKE THE UK WAS A PART OF YOUR PROPERTY
REMEMBERING ALL THE MUZZIES THAT WE TOOK IN
IM SURPRISED IT GOT SO FAR

I hurt myself today

To see if i still feel
I focused on the pain
The only thing that's real

Boris tears a hole, the old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything

What have I become, my dear Merkel
Everyone one I know, voted leave, in the end
And you can keep em all, all those refugees
The UK voted out and the next one will be Greece

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POOING IN MY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you're alright, Pajeet.

>if repeating, grexit next
roll

Jesus, to Aussies just shitpost 24/7?
It's 3:37 AM here in Indiana, but it can be 3:37PM and you guys are still around to shitpost. What keeps you going?

I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Fucked a dead pig's corpse
Now that, I can't repair
Beneath the stains of time
The cucking disappears
The EU nations will be lost
But Britain will be right here

What have I become, my dear Merkel
Everyone I know, voted leave, in the end
And you can keep em all, all those refugees
The UK voted out and the next one will be Greece

fine by me, rollerino

Go on.

GREXIT CONFIRMED

IIRC the song ends there
I could be wrong though

No I mean keep posting songs.

>Boris the great negotiator

Fuck me this is gonna be painful

My nameuh pasty face babby

I'll continue this one then

CHECK HIS OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS

Put that fucker in jail and give Assange back

WAKE ME UP

HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES LIKE EU'S DOORS

Frexit confirmed?

5 seconds, goddamn you

love (you)

THINGS AREN'T THE WAY THEY WERE BEFORE,
IM NOT EVEN THE FUCKING PRIME MINISTER ANYMORE
NOT THAT I WAS RELEVANT BACK THEN
BUT IT ALL COMES BACK TO ME
IN THE END

YOU KEPT TAKING IN REFUGEES, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED, IT ALL FELL APART
WHAT THE EU USED TO BE, WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME WHEN

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END, THE VOTES DIDN'T EVEN MATTER
I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL
BUT IN THE END, THE VOTES DIDN'T EVEN MATTER

WE'D PUT OUR TRUST
IN THE EU
WE PUSHED AS FAR AS WE COULD GO
FOR ALL THIS
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW

WE'D PUT OUR TRUST
IN THE EU
GOT AS FAR AS WE COULD GO
FOR ALL THIS
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END, THE VOTES DIDN'T EVEN MATTER
I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL
BUT IN THE END, THE VOTES DIDN'T EVEN MATTER

we was proper gutted like

Uh, no. He resigned because the referendum and its results were his fault, and all the global elites are pissed at him and will kill him if he doesn't step down.

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I KNOW EU
I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE
NO SUPRISES
OR SETTLED SCORES

>now he has to answer to his overlords and maybe fuck a live pig this time.

Reminder that the last 2 Tory PMs (Thatcher and Major) were destroyed over EU. It really does seem to be their Achilles heel

LEAVING THE EU
NEVER THOUGHT WE'D COME THIS FAR

WITHOUT FARAGE, THIS NEVER WOULD'VE HAPPENED
I WOULD STILL REMAIN AS PM,
BUT NOW
WE'VE LOST


(WAKE ME UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(SAVE ME)
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
(WAKE ME UP)
DON'T MAKE US GREAT AGAIN
(CANT WAKE UP)
LET ME RUN FOR PM AGAIN
(SAVE ME)
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME
NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT I'M WITHOUT
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME
GIVE ME SOME MORE SHEKELS PLEASE AND MAKE ME REAL
BRING ME TO LIFE

(WAKE ME UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(SAVE ME)
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
(WAKE ME UP)
DON'T MAKE US GREAT AGAIN
(CANT WAKE UP)
LET ME RUN FOR PM AGAIN
(SAVE ME)
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME

BRING ME TO LIFE
(WE'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE
EU'S LOST EVEN IF THEY TRY)
BRING ME TO LIFE

THERE'S - A MILLION REFUGEES WAITING,
WAITING FOR MORE
GIBS-ME-DAT

BUT NOW THEY WILL ALL HAVE TO GET THE FUCK OUT
OF THE UK

ALL THIS TIME,, THE THINGS WE DID THAT YOU COULDN'T SEE
GIVING SHEKELS TO SHLOMO AND GOLDSTEIN
YOU WERE THE OPPRESED EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE THE MAJORITY
AND YOU FINALLY OPENED YOUR EYES TO EVERYTHING

WITHOUT A THOUGHT, WITHOUT A VOICE, WITHOUT A SOUL
BUT YOU FOUGHT BACK HARD, FOR SOMETHING MORE

BRING ME TO LIFE

(WAKE ME UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(SAVE ME)
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
(WAKE ME UP)
DON'T MAKE US GREAT AGAIN
(CANT WAKE UP)
LET ME RUN FOR PM AGAIN
(SAVE ME)
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME

BRING ME TO LIFE
(WE'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE
EU'S LOST EVEN IF THEY TRY)
BRING ME TO LIFE


alrighty, that's done then

FIRST THINGS FIRST REST IN PEACE UNCLE DAVE

Jesus fucking christ
This one will take some time

>FIRST THINGS FIRST REST IN PEACE UNCLE DAVE
FOR REAL
YOU THE MOST CORRUPT PM THAT I EVER KNEW
I VOTED LEAVE, NOW WE'RE OUT OF THE FUCKING EU
WE TALKED ABOUT BREXIT WAY BACK IN THE CURRENT YEAR
(YEAR)
BACK THEN YOU LAUGHED AT US WITHOUT FEAR
NOW THE EU IS IN THE SAME STATE AS TOP GEAR
TALK TO NIGEL

ONE TIME FOR MY WELSH BROTHERS
ONE TIME FOR THE SCOTTISH KEK
SOME PEOPLE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE
WELL THIS ONE'S FOR THE ONES WHO KNOW

(DON'T SAVE THE EU
THEY DON'T WANNA BE SAVED) x4

That's it, right?

I HATE EUUU JESUS CHRIST

JESUS CHRIST I HATE EUUUUU

Dunno that one lad
What song is it? (pls no bully)

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Oh I see
Ive only listened to one of their songs

I HATE EU JESUS CHRIST
JESUS CHRIST I HATE EU
YES I DO
I HATE EU JESUS CHRIST
JESUS CHRIST I HATE EU
YES I DO

AND IN THE COMING DAYS
THE EU DISSOLVES AND DRAINS AWAY
UK IT GOES
AND IT AWAITS
THE DAY WE ARE AWAITING

here's some (you)

Thanks lad
Here's one for (You) too

We need a renegades of (EU)funk; brexit rendition, because it's so close to relevant.

Holy shit pajeet good one

(You)

David Cameroon

>David

DO WE STAY OR DO WE GO?
IS IT YES OR IS IT NO?

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My man, we have to meet.

Are you both in Bangalangalololoarashabad?

srbenter?

He is getting mocked by the left.

He is getting mocked by the right.

He is getting mocked by the national press.

He is getting mocked by the international press.

He's getting mocked by everybody on the internet.

Literally everybody thinks Cameron is a loser.

I've never seen people so united behind one opinion.

I actually don't mind him, at least he has the decency to step down and respect the peoples' opinions.

Hey Panjeet, what's the only thing worse than the India's National Cricket Team?
It's claim for Kashmir.

IM TIRED OF BEING WHAT THE ELECTORATE WANT ME TO BE
FEELING SO FAITHLESS, EU LOST UNDER THE SURFACE
DONT KNOW WHAT THE TORIES WERE EXPECTING OF ME
PUT UNDER THE PRESSURE OF BEING PRIME MINISTER
(CAUGHT IN THE REFERENDUM, JUST CAUGHT IN THE REFERENDUM)
EVERY STEP THAT I TAKE IS ANOTHER MISTAKE TO EUUUUUU
(CAUGHT IN THE REFERENDUM, JUST CAUGHT IN THE REFERENDUM)

IVE BECOME SO NUMB I CAN'T FEEL EU THERE
BECOME SO TIRED, SO MUCH MORE AWARE
IM BECOMING THIS, ALL I WANT TO DO
IS BE MORE LIKE EU AND BE LESS LIKE YOU(K)

This.

I surely disagreed with him, but the guy stuck to his guns, and did what he believed was best.
Unlike most modern politicians, he didn't suddenly change his opinions to fit the majority.
I hope he's remembered for that.


Standing down when he knew that he and the country no longer saw eye to eye, or had the same goals.

That said, it's also understandable, because the next couple years are expected to be a rocky transition. Essentially, our next PM is gonna be remembered as the guy who either made, or destroyed our country.

I think maybe that's a little bit too much pressure for Dave, he's been doing this for too long.