I live in the White House on 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW in Washington DC. My name is Barron Trump. I'm 10 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while watching Transformers. I can memorise a 1000 autobots now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I work on my Lego projects. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
There is an idea of a Barron Trump; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
mods please ban the president's son for posting on an 18+ imageboard
Wyatt Turner
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Joshua Butler
>your husband is the first man to be hated more than Hitler >your son is autismo Poor Melania
Bentley Rivera
Oh shit, check those Barron dubs out.
Jason Reed
he's obviously slow. That reaction to the high five should've happened way sooner.
Luke Roberts
So excited to watch this kid grow up
Jackson Flores
He's just as autistic as half of you
Andrew Rivera
What boards does he post on?
Anthony Nelson
>10 years old >5'10" >clearly has something screwy going on in his brain
That kid is a genetically engineered clone of Trump
Ryder Carter
She was hitting it off big time with the guy selected to guard her yesterday and her and Trump never actually kissed (Donald didn't pay for GFE I guess) during the inauguration.
She'll be fine.
Jackson Campbell
Barron Trumpkonnen is okay, how many of your werent awkward with your parents in public
Dominic Ross
>implying
Carson Kelly
What movies do you think Barron likes? I would say - Big The Tall Guy Little Big Man Larger Than Life
How does it feel knowing Barron is taller than you, and yet he's only 10 years old?
Austin Turner
He's probably weird because he was engineered to be huge and to have a 150iq. He's named "Barron" for a reason
Zachary Miller
Donald doesnt give a shit about her. Sad!
Adam Fisher
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Joshua Brooks
Is there any footage of him speaking?
Jose Bailey
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Zachary Roberts
Does he seriously have autism?
Mason Rivera
Barron-posting will be THE sign of patrician taste in the next few years, mark my words. Maybe we can convince his half brother to get him to post here too.
Liam Sullivan
It actually kind of looks like it, no memes aside, especially here
Anthony Sanchez
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Luke Ortiz
this is perfectly normal
libcucks are gonna hyper analyze him anyways so I hope he becomes just like his dad.
Colton Evans
Jokes aside, yes. Trump's hinted at it in the past and it's staggeringly clear watching him.
Owen Jenkins
Trump posted his vaccine = autism tweet in 2014. Barron would be 8 then. 8 - 10 is usually when kids get diagnosed as being on the autism spectrum. Trump, trying to find a reason why Barron is an autist beside the likely reason that Trump's 65 year old sperm had got a few mutations, lands on vaccines.
It's pretty much confirmed that he has some mild autism. His insistence on dressing on suits all the time, his ability to master dead languages (Slovene) and his obsession with things being "white and clean" as Melania said in an interview, is signs of him being Assburger at the very least.
He's one of us.
Isaac Jackson
Barron reminds me of the mentally disturbed kid in the Babadook
Joseph Roberts
He looks alpha as fuck
Daniel Watson
Barron is autistic and they still bring him out in public. I didn't even know Tiffany existed. How bad must she be?
Aaron Wilson
checked and kek'd
Henry Peterson
Autism in the rich is super powerful though. When he takes over his dad's real estate, his autism superpower, honed by years of city builders, will make him into a billionaire.
Nathan Cox
You picked out the one where he could just be an awkward kid, the rest of these are pretty big clues that something is wrong with the kid. Really Trump should have known better, he was far too old to be fathering children.
Colton Ramirez
Trump's family looks so comfy. Wish I had something like it >tfw the only child >tfw your parents hate you
Jaxson Reyes
FLOTUS sextape scandal when?
John Reed
He's already a billionaire.
John Gomez
>she was hitting it off big time Everybody keeps saying Melania and the guard were flirting.
Does anybody have any webms/pictures?
Connor Bailey
>Michael, let's DP this white bitch
Cooper Parker
If it makes you feel any better nobody seems to like Tiffany and she has no other full siblings. You're just the Tiffany.
Tyler Edwards
>the rest of these are pretty big clues that something is wrong with the kid Why? Cause he made a silly face? Imagine yourself at 10 being thrown into political BS having to stand and be filmed in front of millions, you'd have a few retard moments too
Michael Butler
the lad is a bit shy stop this obsession
Parker Powell
Other kids were put in the same position and nobody ever noticed signs of autism with them.
>tall >handsome >rich >weird I believe those traits were also shared by Bruce Wayne.
Oliver Murphy
I noticed yestereday in the stream how he kept awkwardly waving all the time and thought something was off about the kid
Eli Fisher
>i used to do that
it all makes sense now
Nathan Price
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Jaxon Evans
Alright lets go by every clip Feels embarrassed because his mom wants to do some dumb high five, then feels embarrased for not doing it, feels even more embarrased for failing at doing it Entertains a child Saw/heard something Really fucking bored, wants to go home and play vidya Really fucking bored, wants to go home and play vidy
Jaxson Reed
Obama's kids grew up in the White House. Notice how no one, not even on Sup Forums said they looked like they had autism or lacked social awareness. I would not doubt that is why Trump has such a strong opinion on vaccines, when he had a kid at fucking 60
Christian Lewis
>I noticed yestereday in the stream how he kept awkwardly waving all the time and thought something was off about the kid
he's this generations andy kaufman
Isaac Harris
A little bit, but his goofy 10 year old antics are highlighted by him being the height of a 15-18 year old teen.
I doubt he will seem autistic at all by the time he's 18+.
Henry Bell
He should do a vlog collab with the food reviewer guy who also wears suits all the time and suffers from autism aswell
Jack Brooks
is clearly a tic His inability to respond to social cues in a timely and normal way and strange physical mannerisms are not normal. I will agree that the playing with a baby one is relatively normal, but he's clearly "off" in the rest of them and you should be mildly concerned yourself if you don't see why people are making note of his behavior and mannerisms.
Elijah Roberts
what does your mom's butthole taste like?
Bentley Robinson
He's not autistic, he just never had a chance to interact normally or be held accountable for acting like a wierdo
Carter Smith
he's a 10 year old kid. i'm sure he would rather be playing video games than standing around for 10 hours watching parades and people shake hands. he's probably bored as shit.
>his goofy 10 year old antics are highlighted by him being the height of a 15-18 year old teen. Most ten year old kids are able to clap their hands, high five and engage in a situation.
Jack Bell
Realistically how will the succession of power go?
Donald to Ivanka to Barron?
Jack Walker
Donald to one of his sons then Ivanka.
Cameron Lee
dude he is 10 years old and is fucking 6 feet already, if he was only like 4 feet 6 he would seem normal. Its just the fact he is so tall for being so young
Jose Robinson
Trump married Ivanka into the jews to secure the finance, Barron is the real successor
Adrian Cook
Many such cases!
Kevin Nelson
While i respect your digits I really feel like he has serious disdain and disgust for both his sons. Jared would get it over them.
Connor Taylor
Donald to Tiffany. Everyone is going to have suspicious accidents where no culprit is found.
Evan Clark
Jesus, his entire family is terrified of him
Carter Perry
Little does Sup Forums realise barron is fully /ourguy/
He is literally all the spastics that pollute this board when they were 12 or whatever, except his dad is donald trump
Samuel Martin
You'd be terrified of a giant autist too.
James Walker
lewd
Robert Nguyen
Weak should fear the strong
Charles Evans
>ch2 my mom and sister are way too sexy
Cameron Smith
>dad is prez >mom is supermodel >already touching 6'0 at 10 >superpower - autism It's just so unfair how blessed some people are
John Roberts
Just imagine Chris-chan with those settings.
Gavin Peterson
this is what google tells me a normal 10 year old looks like imagine that behavior on a kid that looks like this and there would be nothing to write home about
but please by all means continue to bully a random 10 year old kid whose only crime so far was being born, even if he was autistic. see what kinds of friends that'll get you
Jackson Walker
BANE
Isaiah Bennett
You're even more autistic than Barron and posting this won't make him your friend you fucking white knight.
Bentley Mitchell
Do you think he feels funny about Melania and Ivanka all the time?
Chase Moore
kek ok i see what this is. get it out of your system chum.
Oliver Lopez
>See what kind of friends that'll get you One's that aren't autistic?
Isaac Jones
>He is said to like wearing a suit and tie, and Trump's nickname for him is "Mini-Donald".[7]
Eli Peterson
He will in a year or two, given c-fake, paheal etc. But that's literally any kid with a famous female relative.
Nicholas Barnes
i dont think making fun of little children with autism is looked kindly upon by very many people user. you're shooting yourself in the foot here. though i doubt your side is still making any serious attempt at swaying public opinion anymore. this is about catharsis.
Chase Cook
I don't think having your tongue so far up this kid's ass is looked highly upon either, but here you are.
Logan Sullivan
we'll get through this bud. stronger together, remember that? we're gonna make the country greater than ever before, you and me, just you wait. i love you.
Julian Reed
If Barron is reading this, he's got bigger problems than what's said ITT. Shameful lack of parental supervision.
Jacob Morales
Tiffany trump looks like that nigga rocky Dennis from the movie "mask" I'd still bang her tho
Justin Howard
>Barron was Paul Dano all along
Daniel Perez
holy fuck what i'd give to be him and plough a plastic bimbo like melania
Xavier Thompson
Lol no
Oliver Garcia
>ywn be Trump's son >ywn get 'the talk' age ten where it's revealed Ivanka is your birth mother >ywn be informed that Melania is merely the vessel through which you will give Daddy grandchildren worthy of his name
