What's the best episode?

What's the best episode?

X-cops

Post Modern Prometheus
Dreamland
Were-Monster

Folie à Deux

The one where they're passed out in a giant hallucinogenic mushroom and tripping their fucking balls off.

Home

>we have to wait forever for variable framerate video to become a thing with progressive broadcast and media formats
>we'll never see Scully melt at 60fps like The Producers Intended

People who say "Home" are X-Files plebs

i got bored of this series half through season 1

are the later season better? can i start on like season 3 and still enjoy it?

1-2 are mostly good, but still finding its footing. Extremely comfy.
3-5 are best
6 takes a dive w/ a few great eps
7 even worse w/ a couple great eps

I'd try to watch most of 1-2 but you could probably jump into 3 if you want i guess

Mutato, jose chung, last repose

People who say "plebs" unironically are virgins

>can i start on like season 3 and still enjoy it?
Why don't you just watch something else faggot?

>unironically
kill yourself user

Clyde Brucksman's Final Repose

Besides ones mentioned already I'd add a few episodes from season 1 such as Ice, Darkness Falls, and Tooms. Darkness Falls is probably my personal favorite besides Season 5 Detour.

The one centered around Cigarette Smoking Man.
I have the Forrest Gump monologue memorized.

Colony/End Game, The Host, Dod Kalm, F. Emasculata, Home, Tunguska

Honestly I feel S2 had the best episodes overall.

If I did, at least I wouldn't die a virgin.

Everyone's honest opinion on the revival?

Is this supposed to be some sort of insult?

Not very good, but the Were-Monster episode was truly excellent.

Disgusting fucked up shit. Were monster was ok.

No one could insult you, user.

Jose Chung is fro Outer Space

2nd that
i dont cry everytime but i do get reflective of my own life

1. Bruckman
2. Musings of a CSM
3. Jose Chung's

The Erlenmeyer Flask
Little Green Men

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The one where Scully deposits her delicious BRAAAPs in my mouth

>bored through season 1
>not charmed by its 90s aesthetic and sheer unmatched comfiness
FUCK YOU, user

>t. millenial faggot

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>scat fetish
>literally jewish

Braapposting is not scat a fetish, you turd burglar.