Luke, did I ever tell you I'm 40 years old?

>Luke, did I ever tell you I'm 40 years old?

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>Luke, have I ever told you about chairs? Chairs were pieces of furniture humanoids could sit in or on (depending on the type of the chair). Chairs came in many shapes and styles, and chairs that could hover also existed. Chairs were common household items throughout the galaxy.
They were good friends.

>two suns

Skin cancer is a bad friend

That's not canon.

Isn't he 50-60 or something?

>Luke, did I ever tell you about the droid attack on the Wookies?

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Obi-Wan Kenobi? Obi-Wan Kenobi, later known as Ben Kenobi during his exile, was a Force-sensitive human male Jedi Master who served the Galactic Republic. He was mentor to both Anakin Skywalker and his son, Luke, training them in the ways of the Force.

>I'm a good friend.

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Time has not been a good friend.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS TREAD?

Get

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wtf

Holy fuck this shit won't end.

These are some pretty cool dubs.

Now check mine

Uhm? The doubles?

Don't worry, its over now

ITS NEVER OVER

It ain't over shit

What about the dubs attack on Sup Forums?

>Luke, have i ever told you about Jar Jar Binks? He was your fathers best friend. It was a frog man who made the most wonderfully silly sounds. He was responsible for the creation of the Empire.

Vader was a Jedi seduced by the dark side of the dubs.

Check these

Holy shit everyone's getting dubs

Luke, did I ever tell you about Paul Allen's dubs?

I am turning off the dubs now

thanks

You're welcome. I felt it was necessary. This is not supposed to happen.

Explain what? As you see dubs are turned off and you won't get them. But sure, i'll grant one more person in this thread dubs.

I'm turning them back on

kek

No, you're not. They are permanently disabled with the exception of the one person i am granting dubs. Whether that be myself or another person i'll leave at random however.

No point in deleting your post and trying again, you are still not getting them.

>Andy was a good friend.

But who was Andy?

how do you explain this then?

you can stop now, they've been turned off

Stop deleting your fucking post, they are turned OFF. With the exception of the ONE user that will get dubs from me.

TURN THEM BACK ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER

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Luuuke, did I ever tell you about these digits? They were a good friend.

No.

Congratulations, you got the dubs i allowed. Actually, i am in a good spirit and i'll give one more person the dubs.

But the rest of you are not getting them. Go home, it's over.

fuck off swaglord

is this the dubs thread?

No, but these sure do.

Singles get

checked

never had dubs, never had trips.

haha le ebin dubs xD

fuck off

keeeeeek

Luke did I ever tell you about breasts?
Breasts were the mammary glands of mammalian species and some reptomammals, and were normally a distinguishing feature of the female of the species. Males did have breasts, but they were far less developed than their female counterparts due to the sexual dimorphism.
They were good friends

Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Unidentified duck individual?
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pls help make it shorter

Rey, did I ever tell you about the time I french kissed my sister?


She was a good friend.

Holy cow that pupper. Top kek.

NOICE

whats going on

DIGITS that's what's going on

phew

good job after 4 tries

We've been over this many times. He died at 57.

AWWWWWW FUCK NEGRO

he didn't even die you fuck

I AM THE SENATE

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its ok friend i will get dubs for you

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First post in the thread, friend. But enough about that. Check THESE digits, son.

This is a blessed thread lads, get in here

>if repeating digits, my current pilot gets picked up on a real network, not some internet streaming nonsense

SOMEONE'S a bit cranky they didn't get dubs.

And it latter turned out that he was in league with the sith, possibly even a lord himself.

Holy fuck

>People have turned random numbers that appear in your post into some sort of cult
Really shows you how religion started

It's not over until I say it is, goddammit. Give me my dubs.

the dubs well is dry

my digits cancel yours

>Luke did I ever tell you about /tv, they are an autistic anime paedophile board. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
>they wee good friends

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Nah, I found some right here.

witness

YES, Lord Kek has blessed me with a second season pick up.

i am luke

d*bs

I think you show will reach third season

so close brethren

Order 66

EXECUTE THEM

>Be Alec Guinness
>Acclaimed British actor
>Starred in such great films as Lawrence of Arabia, Bridge Over River Kwai, and Doctor Zhivago
>Be 1977
>Star in some fairy tale rubbish
>"Star Wars" the kids call it
>Playing this wizard dude called Ben.
>who gives a fuck, I'm getting paid
>film is released in theatres
>Think it'll be just another movie
>Turns out to be a global phenomenon
>What the fuck world.jpeg
>Try moving on with career
>All anyone wants you to talk about is Star Wars
>Some kid even tells you he's watched the shit over 100 times
>Cut that shit.gif
>Eventually move on with your life
>2000
>Die hoping your legacy to be your place in landmark, groundbreaking epics
>2017
>Your dialogue as a space wizard is meme'd on an anonymous image board, meanwhile, your just a cliff note of what you wanted to be known for
>He was a good friend

Where is this from? Is that a mask? Is that from the Elephant Man?

Finally!!!!!!

Treason?

>He doesn't know about bogdan posting

Meme more my friend

>Alec Guinness
>Liam Neeson
>Mads Mikkelson

they all played almost the same character, and they all die very early in the story.

Praise kek!

So I have to go to r/outoftheloop or knowyourmeme for this? Is that what you're forcing me to do?

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are you retarded? he wasn't 20 on Revenge of the Sith. Probably 30-35.

>88

luke did i ever tell you darth vader built this protocol droid standing here and also that this r2 unit is showing your sister and also was used on your father's fighter and got an award by your mother for helping him win the battle, oh and i trained darth but had to cut him in half, oh and also he's your father, he was a good friend

>he also stood in front of thousands of people and began a speech by saying "dellow felegates"

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Mace Windu? He was a black Jedi, that could tap into the dark side, he also had a light sabre that was like a huge purple dong. He used it to fight treachery and pirouetting old white homosexuals.
>then one day your father stabbed him in the back like a snivelling coward.
>He was a good friend.

no more dead dubs

I wonder if there are any real life poltitical figures that can be compared to JarJar.
Like, a bumbling moron who wandered on to the world stage and convinced a lot of other morons to belive the bullshit he said.
It really makes you think.