Annie?!

Annie?!
My goodness, you've grown!

And I haven't aged at all!

OP what did you mean by this?

How could she be attracted to a man she had seen since he was a boy?

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so have you
grown more beautiful, I mean

No its because I'm so in love with YOU!

In girth, I mean!

>so have you.
>you're a big girl, I mean.

I always had a feeling Lucas wanted an /ss/ relation ship between Padme' and young Anakin. I mean, just look at the way she smiles at him.

>no girl will ever look at you that way
JDIMSA

Yeah but she was supposed to be what, 14 in Phantom?
And he was 9?
5 year age difference is nothing desu.
My gf's got 10 years on me.

Talking to a 20 year old man like a toddler.

for you

Checkin them quads my dude

>My gf's got 10 years on me

You lucky fuck.

Also nice quads

Was there any point in The Phantom Menace at all? The plot essentially got reset with Attack of the Clones. I guess there's Nute Gunray but he's basically the comic relief.

Lloyd was around 9, Portman was around 18. I know in the movie it says she's younger, but it kinda doesn't show it that way

idk man but those are some tight ass quads

Darth Jar Jar

Not really. If you skip Ep 1 you will lose absolutely nothing of value watching Ep 2 and 3.

PUSSY
WET

I hate sand

Qui Gon Jesus cameo in Ep. 3

>it almost looks like she's biting her lower lip

>My gf's got 10 years on me.
>gets quads
fuck you

George was trying to show us how 14 year olds look 24 due to modern Jewish genetics

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Isn't that a deleted scene?

It happens. I have met women I knew as a teenager when they were in their early 20s, and now I see them in their late 30s and they look exactly the same. When a woman takes care of herself she can look good for a loooong time. The wall is only real if a woman lets it be real.

pic related, 49 years old.

Reminder that she was only 14

see

18.

shit, i didn't attach the pic

Holy shit its the same scene

This is true. I mean, if you watch Menace you find out how they found Anikin and why there's a war. That's all I can think of.

>had a hot young 9th grade teacher

>recently saw her at a bar for a local festival

>shes still hot as fuck

>hugs me and looks me up and down

>"haha oh my gosh!"

>looking stright at my crotch

>"YOURE SUCH A BIG BOY NOW!"

She was 16 during filming, dummy

Why does she have nappy Negro hair in this pic?

>I don't like frost

She got Windu'd

this didn't happen

Is webm related the worst dialogue ever written in the history of ćíńémá?

You mean dindu'd

Why is her hair afro here?

She's a Semite

t. virgins who have never known a gril with naturally curly hair.

I guess she was young at the time but in the movie she looks 20 or something. They needed to accentuate her flat chest more.

do u think her and peepeepants fugged? :DD

No, she was 17 at the youngest. She turned 16 June 9th, 1997.

why does Watto have a hat in AOTC

liam neeson is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with liam barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

>tfw no one checked 'em.
>tfw no girl will ever look at ME that way

you jammy bastard

It was all he had left after losing his shop.

Qui-Gon turned Watto into a hobo because of all that gambling.

>Filming began on June 26, 1997, and ended on September 30 of that year

Why the fuck did it take them two years to release it?

there was a lot of shit to greenscreen

They had to get Jar-Jar just right.

They had to wait for Hershlag to become legal

You know, anakins awkwardness and cringe inducing lines with padme always kinda made sense to me. He's part of religious order that demands celibacy and constant training/service forms its adherents. He's no type going to be good around women.

I just wish there weren't so goddamn many scenes like that in the prequels.

I wish I could just wish Sup Forums away

Reminder that Hayden won the French Oscar for Best Actor for Episode II

She's so out of place. Walking around like that in the Jedi temple would surely cause some sexual frustration and scandal.

ban/gas yourself then, shitbag.

I found this hard to understand actually. I'm not used to such a level of autism.

BANE?

My goodness, you've grown!

Never thought of it that way

You can do that when you return to reddit

Every day we stray further from God's light

for you

YOU'RE GOING DOWN A PATH I CAN'T FOLLOW, user!

Probably, I feel bad for those actor and I don't understand what that were trying to convey there at all.

>assholes not getting the reference

Especially when Obi Wan, objectively far more attractive and not an autistic manchild, was there too.

JEDIED

still funny tho

My penis length has double since the last time we met senator.

>The wall is only real if a woman lets it be real.
Absolute fucking truth.

The cringe is so bad I couldn't even finish the webm, Jesus Christ.

Women detected. The wall is a force of nature, some are just very lucky, have very good genes.
Ironically all women are convinced they will be the lucky ones.

>Never thought of it that way

I can even kinda see it making sense that padme was equally cringy/weird back to anakin. She was placed in a position of considerable political importance when she was just a teenager. Episode 1 made it look like she basically went straight from being a child to an adult because of her role as queen. And it looked like being a monarch/political figure was basically the focus of her entire life from a relatively very young age. That might affect your personality in weird ways since your childhood was also cut short and your position came before relationships with other people (eg being equally cringy back to anakin and the awkward ways she tries to seduce him).

That reasoning might be a bit of an ass pull though. It's probably just a combination of Lucas' writing and directing being what it is.

post more neta-lee

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hershlag + sadfu

why did you feel the need to accompany your edgy teenage autism with a trump picture?

is it bad that i prefer that sad girl?

God works in mysterious ways.

hehe :3

Well they do go hand in hand.

is that pic saying trump supporters are faggots?

Nope, she's way hotter.

Someone post a pic from that movie where Natalie Portman plays a stripper

I posted it before and the faggot mods banned me.
>abllooo blooo! its a BLUE BOARD! MOMMY DOESNT LET ME GO ON THE RED ONES!
>PORN HURTS MY FEEELLINGS

this african outfit was shit. Fuck all her weird outfits.

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All of them?

much better

Watto was called an Anti-Semitic caricature in Phantom Menace.

So our guy George doubled down and gave him a fucking Hasidic Jew hat and beard in the sequel.

Wasn't the "hat" a pit droid's head?

this

delete this

in episode 2 I agree, but when Anakin has the longer hair and scar in 3 he looks pretty handsome tbqh