Is this the greatest scene in all of capeshit?

Is this the greatest scene in all of capeshit?

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It's too sappy for my liking, but it still hits the right note anyway. Also, the fight with Doc Ock leading up to it is top notch.

>He's just a kid, no older than my wife's son

Why is he laughing?

They are aping it in the new one.

Because he's redirecting the train to Auschwitz

*chuckles* Raimi!

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He shit himself, he's awkwardly trying to laugh it off now

Just watched this last night. Total kino

>that uncle ben scene

>I'm Spider-Man, no more
>no more
fuck

>the scene with the ship in the new one trying so hard to be the train scene

spbp

kek

>If you want to get to him, you have to go through my slaves
How disassociated is Raimi from reality?

Despite the sequel being garbage, this was overall a better movie.

>No Uncle Ben, I'm just Peter Parker.

It was shit, and you should kill yourself for even mentioning this here.

Bigger and better in every way.

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too bad it's a marvel flick so it won't be affecting at all and will have a bunch of ill fitting quips

Wow, spiderman on ps4 looks good; nice dof effect.
However spiderman looks kinda blurry, maybe its the MSAA.

Oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. When I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.

Pretty sure FXAA is the blurry one

why is he so tiny compared to the guys on the right?

Because for some reason they got a kid to play spiderman.

He's a small guy.

Spider-Man Ya CockSuka!

Nope, not really. The original Spider-Man had a lot of heart to it but watching it now with the benefit of hindsight, a lot of it is cringey. Toby's stupid face makes it impossible to take the main character seriously. He comes off as autistic instead of brainy and reclusive like he's supposed to be. Garfield's performance fit the character a lot better - he was socially awkward but didn't come across as a social idiot. His onscreen chemistry with Emma Stone was a million times better than any scene between Toby and Kirstin. It got his sarcastic way of taunting his enemies exactly right.

The villain was a throwaway, and it was disappointing to have to watch the origin story again, but those were the only real flaws in the movie. The most important part of Spider-Man is Spider-Man himself and his personal relationships, which was the weakest part of the Raimi films and the strongest part of ASM.

ASM2 still had some of those good qualities but it had a lot of horrible bullshit weighing them down. It actually could have been decent if Sony hadn't butchered it with their shitty extended universe plan. God I hope the rumors about Sony selling their film division are true. If there is any justice in this world they cannot continue to exist much longer.

You're a faggot and you're wrong.

The only people with that opinion are girls who find Garfield hot.

He's adorable though

>behind every successful man
>a giant statue of a woman taking credit for doing nothing
BRAVO JOSS

I love the amazingly wacky slappy spidey-boy. such a cutie xD xD xD

Is this a video game cinematic? Did Whedon direct this? Fucking hell why do people give these hacks any money.

Are you mocking me friendo?

t. Numale
OT was arachnidkino

>wall of text about amazing spiderman

People like you exist? That movie was insanely forgettable

what's he actually trying to achieve by this? even if he pulls the boat together its still sinking. why wouldn't he stick the two halves together then make some life rafts out of his web or something?
>but muh he looks like jesus
capeshit is a joke

Terrorist attack on Liberty when?

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>You guys wanna see something cool? I bet i can hit the cockpit window of that 767 from here.


Jesus, Raimi

wtf

they are literally trying to ruin my chilhoo

Why the fuck would they show this in the trailer?

Because it's a kino shot full of symbolism and metaphors, with great cinematography. They wanted to show the audiences this film is the real deal.

and because they don't know how else to top spiderkino 2

you know what I don't like about this scene? Spiderman here has the strength necessary to stop a fucking train with his arms and webs, but through the rest of the movie (and the trilogy) he gets his ass constantly kicked

the upside down kiss is the most memorable

and the upside down blowjob in the porn parody is kino

Homekino will blow the fuck out of Spiderflick 2

You're joking right?

No I'm serious.

>YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH ALL OF US
>ok

Jesus Christ that CGI is fucking horrendous.

Every villain he fought except Doc Ock was as strong as him if not stronger

Seriously delusional.

Kino for what? Quipping and being inconsequential in all regards?

Its a very basic Spider-Man situation

Spider-Man always quips, and with what we've seen it will be extremely consequential.

>Marvel flick
>Consequential

Is the new Spider-Man set in India?

No I would go with this

Without asking i'm sure whatever you mean can be applied to Spider Man as well by anyone equally argumentative

those costumes are surprisingly good quality

I thought this was a great scene

>Not know the plans to make a spiderman trilogy with him advancing through highschool.

isnt the kid playing spidrman gay

Yeah

>He doesn't find this sexy as hell

user, please... not here...

Lel

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Sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want most, even our dreams.

I never realized until I watched it recently that Aunt may says this to peter, and then peter says it to Ock. Pretty great

underrated

>ywn sensually grope tobey maguire's meaty pecs

When he's conscious or unconscious?

Yes

What's gay about sitting on a couch with your best bro and holding hands when you get scared?

Nothing at all, it's just banter.

And that's just an example of how people greet each other in Europe, nothing gay there either.

Exactly, I'm agreeing with you, they're not a gay couple at all.
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>this is our city! our hero! ever since those sandniggers crashed the towers, we the people of new york city will not let it happen again!
laying it on a bit thick there, sam

Then I don't know why you keep showing me all these things that normal, heterosexual male friends do with one another.

I just thought you'd appreciate what a good, close friendship looks like.
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Well I appreciate it, these examples of a regular friendship aren't making me envious or sad in anyway.

Aha, me neither. Not at all. :'^)
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Just how many photos of this great friendship do you have?

I definitely don't wish I had a bro I was this close to, that I could just goof off and banter with, ha ha.

I put the birth of Sandman high, but yeah, pretty incredible.

>He's just a kid, no older than my son
>Don't worry, Spider-Man, we won't tell anyone
>Average unarmed people standing up to Doc Oc

I know this movie series has a bad habit of fellating New Yorkers, but it really was heartwarming

A lot.

I absolutely don't wish I had a best friend like this, and we could kiss, suck, fuck and cuddle and tell each other that we love one another, like really close, good friends do haha

*Oh, and I should mention that this theme was playing, which kind of strengthened the scene.

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It was especially good because one of the themes of the first two Spider-Man movies is that the people hate him despite all the good he does for them, but scenes like this show that at least some people still really appreciate him.

Bros, it's like this is tying to be symbolic of something but I can't put my finger on it.

I can be that friend user

Y-yeah, who would want any of that stuff? Weirdos.

r-really? I'd like that...

I know right? Waking up in the morning in the arms of your beautiful best friend, he kisses you softly on the neck and cheek, tells you to stay in bed as he gets up, he's just wearing some tight boxer-briefs, showing off his bulge and perfectly shaped ass. Ten minutes pass and he comes up with coffee, orange juice, bacon, sausage, eggs and toasts just for you, he gets in bed and cuddles with you as you both eat. How weird and awful would that be?

Y-yeah, having a friend to whom i could do all that stuff you listed is my dream haha

>he's never kissed his bro as a joke
You deprived faggot.

I did it all the time and my friends beat me up and called me a faggot. We had such a laugh.

Literally finished watching this movie 10 minutes ago.

Amazing movie, one of the best superhero movies. Can't quite put my finger on what made it so good, but there's something magical about it. I think it had something to do with the movie not taking itself too seriously.

It's my dream too, all I ever really wanted haha