Browsing on 4G network

>browsing on 4G network
>decide to post
>can't because some Sup Forums-browsing sperg got the IP banned

Same

>visiting another state
>make a shitpost using a saved pic from a cunny thread
>got an entire resort's wi-fi permabanned

oops!

>at college
>want to post
>can't because some faggot on /lgbt/ got the college IP banned by saying he was 17

>Sup Forums banned
>Go to reddit instead
>Reddit banned

>Get moved into joint branch barracks
>want to post
>Marines got Sup Forums banned for asking for CP

>Posting on a censored board

IT WAS YOU

FUCK YOU

Kek why is every marine I've ever met a pedo?

>at college on friday
>shitpost hard and get a 3 day
>its over by the time I get back

>post on phone
>IP range has been banned

Good.

Mobileposting is cancerous.

This happened to me at some dominos and the ban was for requesting cp, what the fuck, Dominos?

cause theyve even been molested

>tfw i've been to two starbucks that have been perma banned for asking for CP

Sup Forums goes to starbucks alot i see

other branches always get the marine corps sloppy seconds.

Those bastards were the reason we weren't allowed stoves, mircrowaves or ovens cause they making meth. Don't even get me started on the prostitution ring they had going.

Training Garrisons always have some crazy stuff going on.

Marines are fucking retarded.

There was stupid shit happening all the time on my base. When my little brother joined the navy and got stationed at a joint base and got slapped in a Marine barracks, he called me and asked:

"Hey bro, so a couple of Marines took their fridge apart and threw the pieces out the window, and everyone in here has broken the microwave in their room for like no reason. Is this shit normal?"

Yes, dear brother. It is normal.

>Train wifi blocked
>3 hour trip

>At college
>Some fuck got a ban for 3 days for posting loli porn on Sup Forums

I often want to get small bans just to fuck him over too

>saving questionable content on your mobile device
>traveling across state lines with it
Not so bright are ya slick?

How long was it for? 365 days?

>Working in the middle fuck nowhere Farmersville Cali
>IP range ban
Why

setup a vpn at your house dumb dumb

It's all the animal pr0n your neighbors post

>everyone in here has broken the microwave
Now we know it's because they were microwaving their hard drives.

Just put your phone in airplane mode then turn airplane mode off. BAM you can now post again (if you are using your cellphone's network of course)

There's nothing illegal about pictures of clothed little girls idiot.

Technically that's not true in some places. It depends on whether or not the pictures are considered sexual in nature.

>Post from a new area we moved to
>get a ban
>Sup Forums 2011
;_;