I don't give a shit if Russia WAS winning the space race. So we were up against the ropes, bloodied and punch drunk, losing in points, but we won the fight with a knockout. And then we knocked them out 5 more times.
Russia and every other country is eternally our bitch, and that's that.
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Europe gets credit for a comet landing, I say. That ain't easy.
>victory in space
>can't even build modular station without international help
Great time in US history.
No one cares.
Honest to God, no one cares.
USA is synonymous with losing wars and forcing faggot laws.
You may not like it, but that's how the world sees you.
>Google the post landing interview
>they all look like they just signed their souls away
Bend over for Ivan for me will ya?
Daily reminder that India has launched a satellite named ScatSat-1 and it has a curry turd on it.
>implying you didn't get ((((stanley kubrick)))) to film that shit
Probably was faked just to "win" the Space Race, senpai.
Either that, or nobody else has ever landed on the moon because 1960's-era technology is just too complex to reproduce.
>hovers mouse over flag to see which country is talking shit
we don't care how the world sees as, as long as they are looking up. and they are
Feels great when your enemy thinks they're "winning" when they spend valuable time and effort on meme autism bullshit.
We didn't lose the race. We just went different ways, which gave different results.
For example, the old joke that NASA spent millions do develop a pen that worked in orbit. The Russians took a pencil. Hahaha!
But developing the pen gave us the laws of fluid dynamics. Soon after, we developed better rockets, while the Russians just built bigger to get the same effect.
What?
Looking up?
LOL, if people are looking at all,they are shaking their heads in disbelief.
Legalize more faggot stuff and make up more genders please, it's all you are good for lately.
It's about the same amount of delta v and math, really. And it didn't land so much as it skipped like a rock and crashed butter-side down..
>losing wars and
You tried that in another thread and got humiliated for being stupid. Trying again?
>forcing faggot laws.
Those laws are voted for by the other countries. Even a pencil could outwit you, princess.
space race was about being able to nuke the planet from orbit, not about landing on the fucking moon
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And in the end you are still using Russian rockets to get into orbit and your shuttles are scrap.
Friendly reminder you never landed on the moon but the faking of it is a equally awesome thing
The Russians faked it too
Your country build submarines with screen doors.
>implying walking around in a production studio is a moon landing
wew lad
I didn't try anything, I just woke up.
The world thinks USA is a loser, and no funny picture on Sup Forums will change how the people think.
Which led to three interstellar probes.
USA.
Fuck yeah.
Speak for yourself nigger
>Nobody cares about mankind's greatest achievement
Kek
Let's talk about this. If Russia is so great, why are there 50 year old Russian immigrants delivering pizza in the USA? How many Americans move to Russia for a better life?
Yes. Obama needed the money for welfare.
But the US changes all the time. The next President could go either way.
The next-gen craft are being tested now.
And there's still things going on:
missionjuno.swri.edu
Its not the greatest achievement.
>The world thinks USA is a loser,
But the world is a loser compared to us.
So what does that say about you?
Basically this. It's assblasted white niggers who need some reason to hate the US. They don't care because it's the US, but believe me if they had been the first to the moon, they'd be bragging about it just as much as the United States
..... What?
Pluto pics and data:
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Go home, Poland. You're drunk.
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Why were the so many trips to the moon in a period of like 6 years, and none for decades since?
I didn't say that Russia is "great", whatever that means. I said that you 'won' the space race of autism bullshit, while we won the space race of ICBM missiles, and now we have ICBM supremacy over you, so now we're the only sovereign nation that can do whatever the fuck without repercussions.
No, you dumb nigger, more important stuff already happened.
Landing on a motherfucking ASTEROID for one, or MARS.
What next?
You niggers will discuss who invented the wheel?
COOLER STUFF HAPPENED.
CERN.
MARS.
ASTEROID.
But no, you morons keep circle jerking about the moon.
Something literally shit flinging Indians are doing.
TALK ABOUT COOLER STUFF, NIGGERS.
NOT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED 50 YEARS AGO.
> Shooting a giant-ass firecracker at a giant-ass lump of lifeless rock is mankind's greatest achievement
Aren't you setting the bar a little low?
It's like you won every event at the olympics but we took the triathlon, and we've just been doing victory laps ever since.
The American Viking program resulted in the first landing on Mars
Now shut the fuck up
cool story.
USA would destroy you in a fucking war. There is zero fear against Russia in the USA.
Go ahead and 'win'. Like I said, it feels great when your enemy is so autistic they're literally destroying themselves.
>USA would destroy you in a fucking war.
Yeah, yeah, USA stronk. Try 'destroying' Syria first, then we'll get back to your proposition later.
>There is zero fear against Russia in the USA.
Yes, because Russia isn't known as a country to bomb random foreign countries for random reasons.
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>Try 'destroying' Syria first, then we'll get back to your proposition later.
Obama is gonna let Hillary have that stupid clusterfuck of a war.
You don't know very much about this topic, sport.
> Obama is gonna let Hillary have that stupid clusterfuck of a war.
Every war you've ever participated in turned out to be a 'stupid clusterfuck', and yet you're still itching for a land war with Russia?
>we
so who are you? buzz or neil? stop taking credit for other peoples work.
Everything you've typed is silly. For example,
>your enemy is so autistic they're literally destroying themselves
Every country today is doing that. You guys can't even over-run a neighbor now. Ukraine is going worse that Afghanistan and Chechnya ever did. Are you using spears over there now?
>believing nasa's lies
you didn't land on the moon
You aren't even trying.
Close this thread. Go get a smoke or something. I'll bet it's a nice day outside.
When you come back, be more focused. More specific. Give someone a reason to type something besides 'dumb fuck' at you.
we could easily destroy Syria, what we've been doing in the middle east is essentially schoolyard bullying. You talked earlier about Russia being able to do what they want without consequences... that's actually true for the USA (bombing random countries for random reasons etc)
And don't think for a second the USA is a random country. We are THE country. And we have been since we dunked on the Russians
Don't even bother, threads like these are attracting the worst the Internet has to offer.
They think posting on Sup Forums will magicaly change how the entire planet sees them.
>Hurr durrr we landed on the nearest rock 50 years ago, worship us as gods, you worthless plebs!
Like i said, internet.
>bombing random countries for random reasons etc
That never happened. Bombs are expensive.
Ivan said that because he's angry. What's your problem?
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At least the planet DOES see us. I don't have a clue who the leader of Poland is, because your country is insignificant
I guarantee when you turn on your TV set and watch the news, your "people" are talking about American politics in their silly cartoon language
because what happens in USA is important, considering we are in charge of the planet (and moon)
Just remember that the F-15 Eagle, america's premier air superiority fighter with an unmatched win-loss ratio was introduced during the apollo landings.
Daily Reminder
It's ok poland.
Someday you will into space...
Someday...
>losing wars
We won the Revolutionary, WW1, WW2, Iraq, Korea, Gulf, Northwest Indian, Second Opium Wars, list goes on
>burger doesnt recognize flag
You mean the US got its first leg ahead and declared the Space Race was over, and Gorby crashed the Union before it could do anything else
I'm no fan of communism but their accomplishments are clearly suppressed. I didn't know they landed a probe on Venus until recently.
That was an urban legend. Space pens were a private initiative. NASA briefly tried making space pens then used pencils as well.
You did not derive fluid dynamics from a bloody pen.
I love these threads.
The Germans won the space race.