/mlb/ - GOAT DESIGNATED HITTER EDITION

Delusional Edgar "4th Fiddle" "Never won a thing" Martinez fans are kidding themselves.

OAK:Khris Davis hits 43rd homer in season finale
NYM:Thor throws two scoreless in 11-0 loss
MIA:Giancarlo Stanton finishes one short of 60 HR
TB:Snell fans 13 in regular-season finale vs O's
MLW:Wilkerson goes seven strong to top Cardinals
TOR:Anderson blanks Yankees over five in 2-1 win
NYM:Collins to take front office role with Mets
STL:Adam Wainwright having elbow surgery Tuesday
LA:Kershaw won't start on short rest in NLDS
KC:Salvador Perez (groin) held out of lineup
COL:Gray in 'major consideration' for NL WC Game
BAL:Adam Jones (legs) sitting out again Sunday

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Look at this roidbabby

Oops forgot my pic

Royals

MARINERS!

More like Cooperstown, aka the Baseball Hall of Fame

Cubs

We out here

He might've been too, but that doesn't excuse ortiz for being a roidbabby

>>your team
Orioles
>>how would you rate your team's season out of 10
4.63
>>best player
Schoop. Second consecutive perfect attendance and first All Star appearance
>>worst player
Crystalman, sadly
>>favorite player
Schoop
>>best game
The Home Run Derby with the red dodgers at Camden
>>worst game
The first Yankee game
>>favorite moment
Becoming the Orange Ducks
>>most unexpected surprise
Seattle taking the bait again; Tim Beckham
>>something you never want to see again
UBBBBBBBBBBBadlo Jimenez in our uniform; more faux political bullshit like PeanutGate
>>whether in postseason or not, what do you look forward to most in postseason?
The juiced ball raping post season ERAs
>>Biggest wish for the offseason?
New blood overcoming the evil empires

What's that, You want to stop being massive faggots? Well then I guess it's time to play another round of "Does He Belong?"

This 5 time All-Star is the winner of 4(Four) World Series championships and was Most Valuable Player in one of them. So I ask you. Does he belong in Cooperstown?

White Sox

I should point out that the Yellow is postseason numbers for future reference!

The mods are babies in /gif/, about a year ago I got banned for a while for counting down a thread

I might like this better actually
>autism(reposted).png

Very close, but the Marlins switch leagues in that

So do the Astros

The stipulations that were laid out were that only the Astros and Brewers could switch leagues, because I have autism

Sup Forumsstros!

Yeah, this version would be unrestricted, more geographic distance focused.

I like it

With the fewest league switches I should add (dismantled Marlins don't count imo)

>>your team
Giants

>>how would you rate your team's season out of 10
3

>>best player
Hunter Strickland

>>worst player

>>favorite player
Hunter Strickland

>>best game
Sep 17 Giants BTFO Dbags 9-2

>>worst game
Any game with Dbags winnings

>>favorite moment
Any game with Dbags losing

>>most unexpected surprise
none, this season sucks

>>something you never want to see again
Dbags winning

>>whether in postseason or not, what do you look forward to most in postseason?
Dbags choked in WC game vs Rockies

>>Biggest wish for the offseason?
Dbags continue to suck dicks

Seems like there's a lot of division on whether or not this player belongs!

last even digit confirms Dodgers win NLDS

Did you really need to make another thread?
I think Ortiz is the best DH of all time and maybe the award should be named after him, but holy shit go to bed.

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haha

1,2,3,5,6,7,8,9, or 0 confirm dodgers ws win

GOAT DH coming through. Didn't even need steroids.

Wow how do we stop them

youtube.com/watch?v=Q-kDhiBg950

you dont
theyre winning it all senpai

multiple entries

>Didn't even carry his team to 3 world series parades

Beat's fun, the flow is kinda shit but it at least tries to be different, the hook is absolute dogshit

He wasn't taking the roids to do so

Don't worry, neither was David "Clean Papi" Ortiz. a meme False positive in 2003 doesn't change this

He was mostly a first baseman during his best years. A bad first baseman, but a first baseman nonetheless.

>your team
Injuns
>how would you rate your team's season out of 10
9
>best player
Ramirez
>worst player
Gonzalez
>favorite player
Brantley
>best game
Big come from behind victory against >rags
>worst game
Loss against Oakland, fourth loss in a row.
>favorite moment
Bruce walking it off for 22nd win.
>most unexpected surprise
Austin Jackson.
>something you never want to see again
Kipnis in center field
>whether in postseason or not, what do you look forward to most in postseason?
Big market teams failing
>Biggest wish for the offseason?
A victory parade. Team related: just a full healthy Brantley that doesn't get injured again, please.

Good thing you went back and replied to the OP or we'd have no idea what the fuck you were talking about
Atta boy
That's a tiger

Tell me about this David Ortiz person and why is he so immaculate?

He's trained in the art of pilates

Imagine being this upset about nothing

>NL babies will defend CHOOSING to use an "inferior" style of play

Thanks again for clearing up your diamond of a post for us

Give me the quick rundown on Anthony Recker.

Thanks again for telling us about your feelings.

Is David Ortiz the best hitter of our generation?

Official DH Power Rankings:

1) Frank Thomas
2) David Ortiz
3) Edgar Martinez

power gap

100001) Paul Molitor
10000002) Hal McRae

Fair enough.

Tell me about David Ortiz. Is he the hitter of our generation? Give me the quick rundown.

Give me the quick rundown on David Ortiz.

Give me the quick rundown on David Ortiz.

Official Best Hitter of our Generation Power Rankings:

1) Barry Bonds
2) A-Rod
3) Derek Jeter
4) Chipper Jones
5) Albert Pujols
6) Manny Ramirez
7) Miguel Cabrera
8) Jim Thome
9) Adrian Beltre
10) Mike Trout

power gap

9999) David Ortiz
99999) Stephen Drew

If you asked me I would say Indians 2017 1-9 hitters are in that order the best of all time.

>3)Derek Jeter

what the fuck lol

Give me the rundown on David Ortiz

What's the deal with this Ortiz guy?

What's the deal with airline food?

we had a fucking 6 run lead

oh whatever, we didn't stand a chance in the play-in game in Colorado or in the Wild Card game in Arizona, but it was a fun season. It's been years since we played any meaningful games in September and we had a chance for the postseason going into the final 2 games this year

he could really benefit from some pilates
but like, the real kind

You will not make this putt, ya jackass

>Small market indians in the big-market AL-East.

NO NO NO we suffered under the Tyranny of the Yankees for too long as it is. That's someone else's cross to bear for now.

>muh small market

Here's my idea

AL East
Baltimore Orioles
Boston Red Sox
New York Yankees
Toronto Blue Jays

AL North
Chicago White Sox
Cleveland Indians
Detroit Tigers
Minnesota Twins

AL South
Houston Astros
Kansas City Royals
Tampa Bay Rays
Texas Rangers

AL West
Los Angeles Angels
Oakland Athletics
Portland Beavers
Seattle Mariners

NL East
Miami Marlins
Montreal Expos
New York Mets
Philadelphia Phillies

NL North
Chicago Cubs
Colorado Rockies
Milwaukee Brewers
St. Louis Cardinals

NL South
Atlanta Braves
Cincinnati Reds
Pittsburgh Pirates
Washington Nationals

NL West
Arizona Diamondbacks
Los Angeles Dodgers
San Diego Padres
San Francisco Giants

>Stanton cucked out of 60

Jeter is going to demolish Marlins Park

>Derek fucking Jeter
>No Vlad

What a shit list.

>NL South
>Atlanta Braves
>Cincinnati Reds
>Pittsburgh Pirates
>Washington Nationals
Are you sure it's wise for these bastions of southern pride to be competing in the same division?

In this picture are peak periods* of well-regarded hitters. Assign the player to the corresponding stats.

Alex Rodriguez '00-'07
Manny Ramirez '99-'06
David Ortiz '10-'16
Miguel Cabrera '10-'16
Barry Bonds '90-'98
Albert Pujols '01-'09
Mike Trout '11-'17 (career up til now)
Frank Thomas '90-'97

*minimum 4000 PAs, also used clean Barry instead of dirty Barry because dirty Barry would be too obvious of a stand-out

My man Ortiz is the best of all of em.

It's to keep rivalries afloat.

Well, it was fun to experience how stupid you are first hand. I've never been exposed to such profound idiocy in my life.
Never think again, it's a waste of time.

Atlanta: Deep South (AL, GA, MS, SC)
Cincinnati: East South Central (KY, TN)
Pittsburgh: Appalachia (WV)
Washington: South Atlantic (VA, NC)

I'm sorry I upset your California/Jew York genius.

>Team
Yanks
>Rate
8
>Best player
the right and honorable Aaron Judge or Luis severino
>Worst player
probably Tyler Wade, but he barely played. Todd Frazier then, but he wasn't even on the team for half the season. Two half answers makes one
>Best game
Severino's win over Sale in early september
>Worst game
When chapman blew it to Rafael Devers
>Most unexpected suprise
Everything good about this season
>Something you never want to see again
an Aaron Judge 40 game slump
>looking forward to in postseason
any and every win they can get
>biggest wish for offseason
Other than a world series win, an ALCS matchup against the Sox

I'm sure there are Yankees fans in the south, too. New York's a lil' southern belle!
Heritage not hate!

>carpetbagging
Also why are the Dolphins in the AFC East may I ask?

holy shit i forgot favorite player

Dolphins live in the ocean stupid.

And why are the Colts in the AFC South?

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>these outlying shoehorn one-off examples totally justify jamming Toronto in the "southern" division
Epic, for the win.

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>Dodgers AND Yankees fan
I guess this is normal on Sup Forums but kys faggot

on the top of the depth chart? yes. obviously he's more of an asset than austin romine

I didn't put Toronto in the South, learn to read you dummy.

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>yankees over the indians and the 'stros
I have my reservations, but I like it.

This.

t. Robert D. Manfred, Jr.

>the yankees were rebuilding this year

Both the Dodgers and Yankees are rebuilding this year.

Now they are the 2 best teams in baseball. And they are STILL not finished their rebuilds yet.

Any of you guys been to the hall? It's a bitch to get there from NYC.

t. rob manfred

I'd rather the Yankees lose the ALCS, than make it to the World Series and lose

i think the yanks are going to run over the twins and the indians/astros series will be high scoring shootouts

no idea why everyone thinks the Kubs are getting over the nast and then the doggers, nast have a stacked bench and lineup and sloths(((berg))), scherzer, blanton and gonzalez to name a few starting pitchers. how are the cubs going to outpitch/outhit all these?

the dogs have been fucking up with pitching chokes in that losing streak along with roberts just putting in literal whos like verdugo and fat boy dickson and such (who may have been good in D-league but this is big boy baseball) but has finally understood that playing barnes is better than playing grandal at C and bellinger at 1B is correct then OF being granderson/taylor/hernandez, taylor/hernandez/(((pederson))), puig/granderson with guys like ethier PHing is correct along with forsythe/utley/barnes doing 2B and turner holding it down at 3B is right

>side note: i will fucking rape and piss on and murder someone with my fingerprints everywhere if roberts' brain goes senile and he puts pedro baez in the game during an important spot over someone like maeda, wood, etc in relief

>people think the yaks are unironically going to beat the t___s in the Wildc Ardp Layoff

STILL not tired of winning


:^) (^:

i think the ws would be a coin flip to be desu with you family

What is the most fedora team in the playoffs?