Why does Jay look so uncomfortable in this scene?

why does Jay look so uncomfortable in this scene?

fuck off friend simulator shill

Because his bf might see it.

Youre right

Get aids disgusting faggots

Aiiiiiiiiiiids

Like many "late-bloomers" he instinctively believes that any woman showing him attention is either fucking with him or trying to get something from him.

Shit, im just ugly and i feel this way...

Because hes a yankee cheesehead and they're notorious for being socially retarded.

Why is RLM so deathly afraid of affection?

What was RLM last episode? Garbage 2017 thing?

Jay has a fear of human body. He might not be gay but he is repulsed by IRL nudity.

oh my god...

Too close...

the pain never goes away

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Fuck...

Is Rich a virgin? If not when was the last time he laid pipe?

pretty sure he has a fiance. She looks like what you'd expect.

>when was the last time he laid pipe?

Rich Evans works a really shitty, labor intensive job like construction worker or sewer cleaner. He never went to college so this is what he has to do to feed himself. In addition to the job being extremely tiring, it is also incredibly long. Rich Evans gets home from a 12 hour shift to his structurally unsound house (RLM shows a picture of it in one the videos advertising a con they were going to) and grabs a lukewarm beer from his 20 year old fridge. He sits down and right as he twists the cap of, he is pelted in the face by a gorilla costume. Mike runs in and tells him to put it on so they can film some shitty video. Rich tells Mike he's not feeling up to it today and asks why Mike doesn't get Jay to do it. Mike cuts off Rich yelling at him to shut up and put it on, they need to film before it gets dark. Mike goes into Rich’s backyard to set the scene up and leaves Rich sitting there. He considers persisting in his refusal, but Mike is the only friend he's ever had. Nobody else would talk to him in high school. He remembers some of the fun times he's had making these movies with Mike; even though he hasn’t felt that joy in many years maybe this would be like old times. With a heavy sigh, Rich resigns himself to helping Mike after he just finishes his warm beer. But before the beer can even touch Rich's lips Mike bursts back in and takes the beer from Rich and says that he needed another bottle for Half in the Bag. Now denied his only pleasure, Rich puts on the monkey costume and breaks shit in his own house for the next 6 hours for Mike’s stupid film. That is the life of Rich Evans, a poor soul, too nice and loyal for his own good.

Damn...

name a more relatable character, i'll wait

I can relate

Even the porn I watch has to have poor image quality or else I wouldn't be able to get off

He's the one filming it

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I know this is a meme-pasta, but Rich is actually very happy to work with RLM. He used to be very unhappy because both his grandparents died after he graduated high school and he loved them very much, and they were the only people who could support him (his parents were addicted to crack). It is true that he used to have to work a shitty job, but now his fiance, Karen, talks about how refreshing it is to see Rich actually happy to get up to go to work. He gets to make silly videos with his best friends that he knew since high school, and in his free time stream video games and talk about comic books with people who like and appreciate him. He has it pretty well off, considering how shitty his early life was.

>Get laid. I'm Rich Evans. Even I've gotten laid. You can do it.

Rich Evans doesn't drink.

my heart

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Dafaq?

Jesus, user I never asked for this

Jack's a great guy. Very talented.

Oh... so that's why I feel the way I do.

What's the deal with Jay Bauman?

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it explains soooo many things in my (wasted) life

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Rich fucks his female clone.

god damn it

Man, what can i do with these feels.

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I am happy for Rich Evans, although he does frequently have health problems, mostly in his back.

being morbidly obese and middle-aged will lead to back problems, yes

>implying that's not the case

who implied that?

Fucking hell user. Way to drop the hammer.

ITS UP

Dude...

That or she board do to there not being anyone else but you around, and she wants a puppy dog type sidekick "friend" to hang with until the real alfa male she wants as a bf comes along.

I would have fucked her there on camera.

Sure thing, bud.

damn y'all whyt bois fuqqed up lmao

Some Grade-A savagery right there

Post a picture of his fiancee though, sometimes wizardry is better

OH! OH! PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP TOO MR. R*DDIT!

Well, that's an abstract sorta feel.

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Yikes

woof

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It's ok for him

because he was a fat nerd, takes a while to get used to people touching.

delet

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god damn it dude, god damn it

Don't show me the mirror user.
I hate what I see.

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delete

English please.

I HATE YOU

Which video is this from?

First I read this and I saw "is either trying to fuck him or trying to get something..."

Them feels

I came here for RLM shitposting, not feels.

RIP Rich Evans ;_;

Best of the Worst: Bloody Birthday, Crazy Fat Ethel II, etc.

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what mas mike thinking in this scene?

make it fucking stop. I hate that I was raised by a single mother. Fuck her.

you're a monster

he was in an alcohol induced trance

You were probably all she had, dude

well then fuck her for developing an unhealthy codependent relationship just because she was bereft of successes and support.

Having terrible back problems can lead to being overweight too, due to lack of wanting to move.

i dont get it

My "review" of this post:

savage

wtf, i didn't need this today.

>MAMMY WUZ DEGENERIT THATS EHY MY LIFE ISNT A MUSIC VIDEO

Grow the fuck up, weakling

kill yourself you pseudo-tough guy

Oh look, it's a thread about my life.

man... you hit too damn close to home sometimes user fuck you

What's the appropriate response

>don't assume a girl is just fucking with you or wants something
>she's just fucking with you and wants something
>assume a girl is just fucking with you or wants something
>browse Sup Forums all night

Well, I didn't expect that in an RLM thread.

Why are you all so emotionally broken?

fagits

Dirt poor, single-parent upbringing, literal autism

I doubt even half the people here are even remotely emotionally damaged. Most just suck at talking to women and as a result feel really awkward when talking to them.

This got me wondering, are we all just thinking too hard about this shit?

Because, I'm a grill and I also feel very awkward when talking to a guy.