Bill Maher/Brexit

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He is the literal definition of a broken clock

Remember when liberals were funny?

The Jews just don't fucking stop, do they?

Why can't they get a fucking life?

>Bill Maher doing liberal things on a liberal show on a liberal network for his liberal overlords.

Genuine shock and surprise. Leaf, please try harder. The last few days have been supremely sad for me. Do you really want the roofags to continuously do it better?

> broken clock
That would be 'make america great again by replacing one person for a clown and leave corrupted rest' crowd.

Everything's always about racism or money for these liberals. Every goddamn time I hear them moan about their economy, doesn't matter what the political subject is.

Sometimes, what's right isn't the same as what's cheap.

yeah but the republicans were shit then

remember when liberals where against undemocratic corporatocracies?

I think it's pretty objectively funny as a good joke, or at least objectively witty. I wonder how long it took him to come up with that.

It's definitely pride. And yes, it's prejudice. Prejudice can be good when you're prejudicing against notoriously troublesome people. This is one of those cases.

Does the truth make you uncomfortable, Maher?

no

Whoa. #reallymademethink #amnowaCruzmissile

>apposes islam often and openly
>against brexit

???

Agreed, I kekd.

*oppose

he's a globalist jew, they're all against islam but they're happy to point them at us

no way

why do the jews seek to burn the world to the ground? why in your eyes are the jews some kind of saturday morning cartoon villian? i could understand if you said they were doing this for finnancial gain or something, but at the present it just sounds like from your perspective they want to destroy everything, why is that?

The real redpill is knowing bullshit when you see it.

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they believe they're the chosen people

send their crazed mutts out to kill everyone and hide behind their enormous cartoon villain tier wall then let the shitskins kill eachother

I don't agree but at least it was clever unlike the 9000+ anti-Brexit memes I've seen in my facebook feed.

That was the whole well regulated militia part of the second amendment.

Even though I think most of my fellow leftist get guns wrong.

conservatives are like muslims. NO FUN ALLOWED!

((((((((((((( (((((Bill))))) (((((Maher))))) )))))))))))))))))

Wow, really bold stance to take there, to say that second ammendment is bullshit. Takes a special kind of madman to drop this redpill.
Will shitlibs ever admit they are not an oppressed minority but they are actually the establishment?

>American Liberals
>Establishment
Ever since old Ronnie came into office the country has been very far right when compared to the rest of the 1st word.

I find this hilarious coming from a guy that has admitted to needing armed security due to his statements about Islam.

Guns for him but not for us huh?

>Guns for him but not for us huh?

m8 they'll always have hired guns around them

you can carry as a bodyguard here, our PM isn't protected by some coons with boomerangs

I'm fine with someone having all the big scary black assault rifles they want, but at the very least you could at least attempt to pass strong laws. This idea that conservatives are A-Ok with every mass shooting is whats driving moderate leftest away.

>Insulting more than half of a country's population

Do this people realize what they're doing?

gun control doesn't stop mass shootings, they're a statistical outlier

far more niggers killing each other every week with illegal guns than people dying in mass shootings

I think it's funny. I disagree with the sentiment, but puns and cheesy humor is my thing

>Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

...so "far right" that they exported all jobs elsewhere.
That left-right dichotomy is false and lacks detail friend. You know this.

Protectionism - free trade
social conservatism - social liberalism.

They require a republican/rightwing leader, as they try their damnedest to hold back their power level when their party is in charge, unless they find some stooge to pin all their hate on.

George Carlin was the last funny liberal comedian the rest are semi-witty shills

>prejudice
Fuck you Bill Maher
That cunt is a douchebag and I fucking hate him

why is this a gif?

tumblr loves uploading gifs

The same thing they do every election?

george carlin was not fucking funny

*gravely old man voice* MY IDEA FOR HOW THE ELECTION SHOULD BE
YA GET ALL THE POLITICIANS TOGETHER AND YA MAKE EM CAGE FIGHT AND THE WINNER GETS TO BE THE PRESIDENT
*baby boomer crowd applauds furiously*


he was what i like to call an agreement comedian. notice his audience is usually applauding in agreement rather than laughing. All he did was question societies standards and procedures at the most basic and surface level but to his crowd of dumbshit baby boomers he was an "intellectual who questioned everything!"

>gun control doesn't stop mass shootings, they're a statistical outlier
Ironic, coming from an Aussie.

I live in Phoenix, so I'm far less worried about Tyrone coming to kill me than I am about Bubba.

Black crime could probably be fixed with harsher gun laws for illegal fire arms and stronger welfare to work benefits.

Maybe because he is smart? Brexit won't solve the UK's Islamic problem, it may even deepen it.

Less Europeans, more Pakis. See the difference?

they want to unite the world against Islam, so we'll clean up the Middle East and pave the road for Greater Israel. Well, that's part of it anyway.

>Ironic, coming from an Aussie.

I don't see how, there have been shootings here since our gun laws were enacted and they had no effect on homicides.

This is true.
It's the European immigrants who're keeping the Paki and Black population percentage down in the UK.

Brits aren't have enough kids. I'm afraid that now we're out we're going to get blacked in ways that will make Sweden look like conservative rednecks.

>islam and savage middle east destroyed
>jews get their plot of land to frollic with each other

this is bad why exactly?

>stability

>Germany imports over 6 billion shitskins
>LOL you're in the Eurozone now you can travel to the UK

yeah leaving the EU wont clear up this issue?

they can't stop Europeans with criminal backgrounds getting into Britain under the current system.. you think they can stop "13 year old" Achmed #9000?

It's not PREjudice when you have already had it and figure out you don't want more of that shit, no.

>this is bad why exactly?

because certain Islamic countries have access to nukes, and will use them on our countries.

Jerusalem belongs to Christianity

Liberal agenda is driven by the kikes. The only thing kikes have valued in the last 2000 years is shekels. How anyone is surprised by this anymore is beyond me.

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gee then its a good thing the jews want to get rid of them

try reading a little harder

Because they aren't fighting for the land themselves, they latched on to the western world like a motherfucking parasite. Our sons are spilling their blood on foreign soil so a different foreign people can occupy the land while we throw trillions of our shekels behind it, with no tangible benefit to us.

How can anyone possibly be ok with this?

This. Even though his early shit was actual goofy comedy.

I don't have enough parenthesis for this.

ah, so we should wage war on Islam and in turn get nuked, all to prove the point that Islam is dangerous. Sound logic, my kike friend. As long as we clear the way for Greater Israel, right?

No thanks dude, I'll take SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED for 100. I would never give up my rights willingly even in someone in my family was a victim of gun violence... Oh wait my father was murdered with a firearm and I still won't give in to fucking liberal demands. Honestly I'm part of the crowd that thinks private citizens should be able to own everything the military can own which is probably a little extreme.

Or, as the UK likes to call it, Pre-Justice.

Yeah but now we can have a civil war without the EU getting involved.

>shall not be infringed

The founding fathers had bans on specific weapons and the carrying of weapons in certain public places

Take a lap

I am pro-Brexit but this is a hilarious joke, not John Oliver-tier bullshit.

There are strong laws. Shit, we're in a period of history were there are so many laws we have SUB-SPECIALTIES to studying it.

Writing MORE laws isn't fixing the problem. LIBERALS are the problem. LIBERALS have actually handicapped the actual law upholding system to the point it's been crippled. And they demand CITIZENS give up their rights instead of promising TO DO BETTER TO UPHOLD THE LAWS THAT ALREADY EXIST. WHICH IS THEIR JOB.

Those American "comedians" (Kimmel, Colbert, Carlin, Stewart, Oliver (brit but his show is on USA tv),etc) are so fucking awful. Why do people watch them so much ? And most importantly, why do they get their political opinions from them ?

IT IS BREDDY GUD

MY GRANDMA WOULD 'AV A LAFF INNIT

This should be the answer anytime someone mentions Carlin.

>UK
>civil war
C'mon, user, we know most Brits would spread their arseholes for brown people to show how tolerant they are

>EU
>not getting involved
They can't help get involved. They're like helicopter parents.

*they can't help but get involved
Fuck me, I can't into English today.

And yet private citizens could own the most powerful military weapons at the time including warships. Take a nap.

>brexit
>no more poles/czechs/romanians
>trade deals with india/pakistan/bangladesh/south africa
>less whites, more blacks and muzzies

Yeah I too remember when the liberals wouldn't give their life to protect the internationalist crony capitalist status quo. It was never ago.

>he thinks we're stopping with Trump

>The founding fathers had bans on specific weapons and the carrying of weapons in certain public places

[citation needed]

>broken clock

a broken cuck, you mean...

The places is technically true; Scoundrel Laws prohibited concealed carry.

>yeah but the republicans were shit then
>then

And you know what's funny? People who want to uphold the second amendment don't actually care about gun free zones. And they didn't bitch about the dozens upon of dozens of laws put in place regarding gun safety. In fact, REPUBLICANS passes several with SUPPORT OF THEIR VOTERS.

But an outright ban on the second amendment? For what fucking purpose? How is that going to help when liberals have a revolving door at the border? They put in a STRICTER border control at CANADA than MEXICO. That's how fucking stupid they are.

m8 it's mostly just deciding which shit stinks less any given year

>george carlin was not fucking funny
He was funnier when he was younger. He just grew extremely bitter over time.

he was still funny when he was older, some of his opinions on women and men and white people were just shit

Votes Hillary. End of discussion

Pride and Prejudice; 9.1
Sense and Sensibility; 7.7

Britain chose the better movie

>call yourself a """""""liberal"""""""
>support massive, undemocratic bureacracy

>2008
>everybody pisses and whines big finance got away with it and brainwashed people

>2016

>big finance cries the most

>people whining from 2008 support/repeat their every complaint

A curse upon their ignorance.

Liberals are pro-bureaucracy, anti-democracy, and anti-liberal, though.
I don't know what happened but old liberals are more like modern conservatives. Standing up for freedom of speech, gun rights, etc are conservative ideas.

I don't know what happened, but one day everything went weird. I'm guessing around the time Obama got in.

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This.

Banning guns won't matter when you become Brazil 2.0.

Ehm...no?

You could own semi-auto rifles with massive clipazines while Washington was President.

>The Jews just don't fucking stop, do they?

Not even after being genocided

Swexit when?

So he's right twice a day?
Fuck you.

>including warships
This made me laugh, seriously? Did people actually own warships?

I can just imagine some wealthy area where people have their warships in the harbour instead of their luxury yachts.

this

That's a pretty funny joke.

You need to learn from this asshole.

People tend to defend shit regardless of the way it get there. And "humor" is the best way to deliver.

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t. Yuri Bezmenov

I've grown to dislike most of what he preaches these days, but I still listen to the podcast version for his occasional blips of sanity.

I do agree that even when I think he's 100% wrong his jokes are still pretty good.