/HOC/

>mad at glass edition

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Daily reminder if the best gift you can buy your father for Christmas is a piece of sports memorabilia you are a terrible son.

Is he Cell key material?

yuroshits NOT WELCOME GET OUT

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I hear NHL atmosphere is nothing on euro atmosphere

1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo

1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings

Thoughts?

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>usa
>atmosphere pick one

what shoujo is this

Euro atmosphere is typical singing, clapping, blowing air horns etc all game instead of paying attention to the actual game.

>kneelball

>the care unit of Tom petty

nashville was great last playoffs

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Sens fan living in Montreal here. Should I wear my Sens jersey to school on Thursday?

For me? Sweden will always be the best on /hoc/.

Depends if you have friends or not.

No idea m8 just googled anime kiss

My best friend Patrick Marleau signed with the Maple Leafs four months ago, he's dead and gone. San Jose's his favorite place, I'm gonna build him a shark tank. You don't have to be a hockey player to be a choker, Jake Virtanen's a choker. My other best friend, Tomas Hertl, is in a wheelchair again. He's back at rehab for his sixteenth time, good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit, sick of all the shit, I don't go out anymore, I don't care about any motherfucker I don't care what they're up to. Twelve years I wasted, choking in the playoffs, passing the puck to fuckin' nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit, not gonna take any shit from anybody. I know what's going on, I got set up, I got high sticked, thank god Pavelski wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked, he would've wound up with a black eye and probably went to the penalty box. He has a big mouth. I live for this shit, I love it. Bring it the fuck on, payback's a bitch motherfuc- WHOOOOAAAAH OOOOOOOH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED?

I do have some classmates I talk to but no real close friend. All my classes are with the same group of almost 30 people.

can you make one where usa is the qt gril :3

You guys!

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dunno about that
my dad gets really excited anytime someone gets him Packer stuff

>tfw he keeps telling me I better not start liking the Vikings since I moved to Minnesota
>it's ok dad I only like the Wild football sucks

Remember when Hertl scored 4 goals against the Rangers and Sharks fans labelled him the 2nd coming of Christ? I do.

BANDWAGON FUCKING YINZER SHITS CANT WAIT FOR THE TEAM TO REPOCATE IN 2019 WHENTHEY MISS THE PLAYOFFS FUCKING YINZER FUCKING COUSIN FUCKING STEEL WORSHIPPING FUCKING YINZERS REEEEEE REEEE SQUEEEEE

It goes against what is reality but sure give me a minute

>packer fan

While I will refrain from calling you names, keep in mind the packers are a fan base that actually believes they own the team and have a say in day to day operations.

did you read my post I'm not a Packers fan I hate football and only watch NHL

but I grew up in Wisconsin so I had to pretend to like the Packers

captcha: listen Canada

>I grew up in Wisconsin but hate football

It must suck having no friends.

>tfw you finally have an elite swede on your team
feels good lads

>>it's ok dad I only like the Wild football sucks
does your dad know youre gay?

>go to country concert
>don't bring your gun
whats wrong with conservatives?

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cheetocucks dont think this shit will ever happen to them so there not ready when comeuppance comes

my dads favourite team is the finnish national team
he doesnt care for the others

like I said I pretended to like the Packers if someone asked me but usually they would just assume I did because everyone else does

was always a North Stars/Wild fan since Wisconsin can't into 'Chel

now that I live in MN I don't have to pretend to like football because its more common to be a hockey fan here (plus the Vikings don't win so nobody blames you for not being a huge fan)

Bad thread

>'Chel

cringe.

oilers are gay

It was 3-0

>watching niggerkneel

your dad is quite a masochist

my dad loves sausage, home renovating and nationalism
he is a good father

Does your dad know that his fuck up for a son spends 23 hours perd day on Sup Forums?

Any of you play hockey growing up?

Honestly some of the better memories from my shitty childhood involved hockey. By far it was the best sport i ever played. I always had hand-me down equipment. There was no better feeling than scoring on a breakaway, and finally being able to raise the puck while I did it too. Prob few times my Dad was actually proud of me. It had to have been a million times better than soccer or baseball or whatever else we played.

thats rude
these are my first posts today

t. sex offender on the run

It's a shame the other finns ruin your reputation for you.

the other finns are good people
you just cant handle a bit of banter
take a five

>wanted to play
>parents refused because they thought it was too expensive
>had to settle for playing roller hockey all by myself in the driveway

you are literally the most retarded poster here

put your damn trip on kippers

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@78666578
kys ugly mongol why cant you be more like sweden

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>5 days until cantpucks season starts
>literally no clue on line combos
>team made up of 4 3rd lines
>people hyping up AHL plugs as saviors for the team
probably going to need the golf clubs by christmas.

>not hyped for boeser and horvat

why even add 6 to 9, no one here is that good

myself am a 3

to see if McDavid lurks. Plus, you can skate really well and not be good at hockey.

Who cares? We all know they'll finish at the bottom of the league and still draft 5th.
In the meantime why the fucking is Boroshit still part of this fucking team?

when i play beer league hokkei i can literally just skate around half of the players without even stick handling.

well its too bad that there's a puck on the ice or you'd be good at hockey

Dumb phoneposter

>/HOC/

sorry user.

You ever get into it now? Like an adult league, intramural in college or even just going to shinny at your local arena?

wasted

A PANE OF GLASS

Good on pulju for winning something!

5/5

BULJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Sup Forums needs the ability to upload videos with sound

>he cant skate backwards
>he cant pivot

could be worse

just crosspost from /wsg/ you underage newfag

I used to like Finns on Sup Forums until I started reading /hoc/

what bad did we we ever do :/

and now you love them

based

do they actually use the same glass for 2 seasons? never knew that.

I want to but DESU I'm sort of intimidated

obviously hockey isn't as common here as it is in Canada
thus the people playing it for fun at the local arena are usually hardcore hockey fanatics been playing all their lives and I haven't.

I've been ice skating many times but I've never played hockey on ice

Being an annoying fucking faggot and spamming puljuvarri all god damn day

I used to love Finland and the Finnish people before I came to Sup Forums. Now? Sweden is my best friend.

>hyman, moore and leivo on the roster instead of kapanen
Babcock fucked up

NICE

don't let him bully you user

They don't, that's why op is a moron.

but i'm not an annoying faggot and i don't post bulju :)

how many more draft busts is it gonna take for this pulju meme to die

kill yourself.

you are just a regular faggot
probably a hurri too

stop wasting GETs you faggot

some rinks here have a stick-and-puck time. maybe they have it there too.
you can just go on the ice with a helmet, skates and your stick and work on skating/puck handling. there isnt a goalie or anything tho.
i can almost guarantee you that a lot of the beer league players were just like you before they joined the league.

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>bust

He's coming along just fine. I dont' really expect Brazil to know much about hockey though.

Blin

>2017
>caring about a get

don't mean to be rude but if you keep up this way you will end up as the annoying one! :/

Mega meme post

shut up your cunt mouth.