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jagr edition

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lel go for the high score pulju

flyers are SHIT but devils are ELITE

Brevik btfo which city is next?

L A I N E

leave your Sup Forums shitposting in the dead thread

When will Bonaqua buy Oilers and make Pulju their bonafide #1 player over mctaavi?

Puljus IQ is 130.

absolutely beautiful

*wins the calder*

THIS

ITS TIME TO STOP

>bonaqua

This makes me uncomfortable and goes against the spirit of /hoc/. I do not believe JPul would be happy about it either.

i missed u, debbies/flylels schizoid

E L I T E

This guy seems mentally stable let's give him some guns

what would hockey be like if there was no such thing as icing or offside?

me on the right

teams would abandon defense and just play run and gun all the time

>*types JPul*
please no

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no icing would probably lead to more kevin fiala style injuries

AHL is the superior league, there is more parity and the gameplay is closer to "pure" hockey not the jewHL rules that's why he was sent down

*plays on the canucks*
Heh

wtf I love the anthem and hockey now!!

What is the verdict on the Oilers switching to navy blue again?

The 90s.

Injury ridden cherry picking

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Then it's just "Pong: On Ice!"

i bet that fat orange fucker loves hockey. no poc to spoil his view right?

this slimy fucker evicted thousands of lower income poc in the 80s because of there color

Most people like the Away Jersies but the Home ones are sweaty

WTF I love drumpf now

very nice
although having "back 2 back" on there is very relevant to the couple of guys who weren't on the 2016 team

These are dogshit why mess with perfection

remember to pet your goalie :3

But still relevant to Sidney Crosby.

>The icing rule was passed in September 1937 by the National Hockey League (NHL). It was done to eliminate a common delaying tactic used by teams to protect a winning margin. A November 18, 1931, game is cited as one extreme example that led to the ban on the practice.[5] The New York Americans, protecting a 3–2 lead over the Boston Bruins at Boston Garden, iced the puck over 50 times. The crowd became incensed and threw debris onto the ice, causing a delay while the teams were sent to their dressing rooms. When the teams met again that December 3 in New York, the Bruins iced the puck 87 times in a scoreless draw.[6]

Or in modern terms

youtube.com/watch?v=4VV1PrbkK3E

t. Upper-middle class liberal who has lived in a 95% white gated neighborhood his entire life

I think the only person to get a ring this year and not last year is guentzel desu. can't think of anyone else off the top of my head and to a rookie that doesn't matter much I suppose

sweaty?

The home and away look fine but the real issue is the numbers. They look really cheap without a gap between the blue and the orange

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>that video
BASED
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I would pay to see this
>only 2 goalies
>no net
>cannot move past the blue line on your half of the ice
>if the puck hits the boards at the end of the rink its a goal

Ron Hainsey and Mark Streit trade deadline pickups

table hockey as hockey.
its brilliant.

hainsey yeah my bad. will streit get one since his name isn't gonna be on the cup?

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wtf I hate the Flyers now

Tampa should have skated down there and kicked their asses for being faggots, penalties be damned

>blaming the flyers because the bolts were being retarded

the only thing i appreciate about the penguins 3 cup wins are the number of THAT GUY who won cups. Hainsey is classy as fuck he deserved it.

that's some "unplug the video game before your friend wins" type childish shit though

can las vegas sustain their 11% shooting average?

not sure if he's in there or not didn't look too hard

>puck is in the >clots' offensive zone
>literally refuse to play offense

Meanwhile, the Flyers were playing excellent defence in their defensive zone

guentzel had a 75% before the last game, can he sustain that

there is a crude joke in here somewhere

>Tampa should have skated down there and kicked their asses for being faggots

The flylels kept offering and the lgbtning backed down

yeah that was the point
59/527=11%

lel he's not in there unless he's the guy that only got his forehead in on the back right. fuckin sestito is in there though lmao I forget they put him in the blowjobs series

yeah speaking of which. where does the Las Vegas Knights play? At the T-Mobile arena yes?

UFC has a PPV at that venue on Saturday night. From what i've read the secondary ticket prices have plunged since the shooting.

That said, not sure when the Knights first game is, but I dont think it's such a hot ticket anymore.

just posted on pens twitter, Streit got his name on the cup after all

you are incredibly bad at math

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shit he appeared in 19 postseason games but had less than 15 min TOI how did I forget that? that cup was won with no defense this year is looking better and better for a threepeat

Reddit hates the Penguins cause they're going the White House.

fuck hockey and fuck white ppl

Streit deserves it. Not a Pens fan but plenty of /ourguys/ on both those lists. If you don't have at least 5 names you are happy for I guess you ain't a real puck fan.

>Mike Sullivan on back to backs
Tortorella crying right now.

>r/Penguins hates the Penguins cause they're going the White House.

FTFY

>all those legends
what a based cup

are you saying that 59 divided by 527 isn't .11?

>olli maatta x2

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Fuck I'm already bored with nigger collide why can't hockey just start

are you saying that only 527 people got hit? what did those 59 die from? how bad are you at math?

>Phil Kessel twice

>the absolute nation of moronto syrup laffs

>actually taking a joke this seriously
you are actually autistic my man, get some help before you shoot up a concert

you tried

k

>with finns you ______?

>all this doubt from the isles
>Montreal believing they'll sign Tavares

Suck it frogs. Tavares is ours, and you will be in cap hell

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can never win

leave

@78670790
wtf was that reply
autism perhaps

>why aren't you a dallas stars fan, user?

Then why hasn't he signed an extension yet? Not even a frog or a Laffer but the longer he stays unsigned the more the delusional retards will hype it up.

because DEY TUK ER TEAM

i'm white

At least you have The Wild. What a great name.

>this autism

He will get his payday soon. Garth doesn't want to pull the trigger yet, which is odd because he used to give out albatrosses like candy

oh hey

Ah yes the state of hockey

me in the middle

never realized how manlet crosby was

>amerelocates

feels real good when we win against Dallas

its like punching your ex-gf that cheated on you

while he is a manlet he's just a bit shorter than letang so this is a really bad photographer somehow. or really good. I don't even know how to accomplish what was done

Poor Bill, he's even ugly standing next to fucking Malkin