Wow user you have 2000 ratings on RYM and 1TB of music on your hard drive? That's so fucking hot omg...

>Wow user you have 2000 ratings on RYM and 1TB of music on your hard drive? That's so fucking hot omg, i love your passion for music

Has this happened to you?

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I don't have a rym account, so no.

No, and if it did I would question their motives or their sanity. If some bitch says this to you, you're talking to a someone who's about to take a one of your kidneys or a yandere

who is this semen demon and how tight is her pussy

Who is this yogurt ogre

please sit on my face

who is this sperm worm?

about as loose and disgusting as her flabby ass tissue

same
I couldn't date a girl who actually cares about the internet desu

>yfw sniff her ass tissues

Many times, girls nowadays love to look at your rym. I have over 10k ratings, girls found that very hot.

imagine huffing her asshole right after she rips a fat one in your mouth hnnng

BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

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I'm gay but my boyfriend loves my passion for music (and everything else I don't shut up about) and for some reason and really likes when I ramble on about it. Hell, I told him that I feel bad sometimes because I think that maybe I'm talking over him or boring him and he told me that if he wanted me to stop he would tell me to shut up.
Perfection is out there, just not a woman.

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sheeeit.jpg

who is this cum plum?

Why the fuck did I waste my youth being fat?

>that pic

gamer/geek culture is so fucking pathetic

checked

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U has a stupid

>2000 ratings
Lel I am a total pleb and I have over 2600
Try 5000

a cute girl at a house party once told me it's sexy that i have some obscure shit on my phone, obscure by her standards i should say. but after she randomly picked tweez by slint to play the attraction quickly faded kek

Enjoy those 30's and loose skin!

>suck a fart out and hold it in like a bong hit

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Ah yes *sniff* quite pungent
Anyways
>RYM

Btfo

good thread

I want to go back

succubus-posting is a bannable offense

>implying you would've fucked her if you were skinny

There's still some hope aren't you like 27? You're not old

surrender unto the fart and she will release you

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The ass is my god

Hit the gym you fat fuck,and diet

I like ass but I don’t like too much ass

You wouldn't have gotten them anyways with your awful personality, terrible communication skill, and the fact that you only wanted them for their body.

Stop fucking whining about the same shit,change or shut the fuck up. You're not even old

>you only wanted them for their body
not enough people realize this

You know him?

tru

Grow up

And get yourself a life

Fuck you and your pity party. Put up or shut up.

And hit the gym

How can such petite girl have a booty this massively hot?

FUCK BRANDON

And socialize

That ass is too fat.

As an Irishmen.. she will stray.

That ass is perfect what are you smoking lad?

Madison Valerie. She probably does 200 kegels a day frfr so probably tight af.

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Not our fault he wrecked his shit. He had the help, the advice, and the chances.he didn't want it. In tired of talking about it and he need to stop bringing it up.

He dissepointed and let down a lot of people.

Chances she's not some rich Saudi/Dubai sand nigger play toy now

I know, im sorry

Oh, yeah.
All the time.
You won't believe how much pussy I get because of the ratings I get on RYM, and the amount of music on my drive.
In fact I'm getting a blowjob right now from this hot bitch I just picked up at a bar who just saw my play list.
I get laid five times a day because of my ratings on RYM and my play list.

>P.S. I have this lovely bridge for sale that spans the East River in New York.........

That "semen demon" is me. And my name is Claire!

GO TAKE A WALK OR DO SOME PUSHUPS FATSO
DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE
TAKE THE INITIATIVE

10 years gone
Your youth gone

Hope it was worth it

Having

lmao

It wasnt

>Unironically rating music "objectively" with a scoring system

L-look mom! I am a real music journo now!

Damn

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Fat ass, thin waist, little titties. My god.

I might be gay, but she isn't attractive to me at all for some reason... Tbh she reminds me of the comically oversized proportions you see in hentai. Slim &/or muscular women are much better

please give me money and i will tell you what i rated your favorite album

She's modeled for black people and low intelligence individuals who value the ass over anything else on the body. Those people would fuck a dog if it had a thick ass behind it.

No.
Name one (1) girl that isn't a air headed thot

I agree,
It seems that the ass is glorified nowadays.. but this is so weird. Like her ass is like twice the size of her upper body width.. how in god's name is that attractive...

fat asses are more attractive.
What a dingus...

>only 2000 rates and only 1TB
why are womemes such plebs?

girl would swipe left on me on tinder/10

If I buy a Northface rain jacket, will techno interest me

Kek
Hit up /fa/ for that techwear

Welp

BRANDON IS THE BEST **

No I'm not

These guys are just internet bullies.
They aren't out to help you. Only stroke their own ego.

It's my opinion.

Nothing they said isn't wrong

don't be a cuck about it

happens to me all the time

Brandon remember you have that sleep apnea you got to check out. This condition can cause a lot of the depressive symptoms and also can be dangerous to your health when you sleep.
There must be some igure in your life causing a lot of stress daily on you.
Another factor is do you spend too much time alone in your room? That's not healthy either. I suggest taking any electronics out of your room, and getting out of that isolation more, and interact with more people.
Get cognitive therapy if you want. Replacing depressive thoughts with more positive, and realistic ones. Practice doing that.
/ well hope I can help

* figure

how old are you?

27,28 in june

Brandon is NOT inferior to other people.
He is JUST AS GOOD as anyone else

>BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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just do it already brandon
you know you want to

yeah do it
kiss a girl already. :3 desu

Get his shit together? Yeah

chill it dude

thats not old you faggot, plenty for girls in their early 20s fuck only with guys at least 6 years older than them

>1TB of music on your hard drive
>he doesn't use Spotify
absolutely pleb

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Lose weight, go outside, go to clubs and/bars...get laid

Doesn't make me happy.

Spotify has a song limit you retarded pleb. Good job paying to stream like a retard though

>He uses Spotify
absolutely pleb

Used to be like op, but girls are more impressed when I show them my Apple Music library on my iPhone X.

>actually liking ass
You must be gay, a shit worshipper, or your racial equivalent to a nigger if not a nigger to like that.