Who would Sup Forums cast as Samus Aran in a live-action Metroid film?
Who would Sup Forums cast as Samus Aran in a live-action Metroid film?
John Barnes
Nicholas Flores
in b4 idris elba
William Lee
obvious choice
Jonathan Brooks
she would perfect 10 years younger
Cameron Allen
way too old and no ass
David Richardson
That would be the lamest fucking movie ever.
Oh man I hope this stupid jellyfish doesn't land on my head.
It was better when it was an alien penis hand with a vagina for a mouth.
Cooper Hill
Came here to post this
Alexander Flores
Scar jo obviously.
Charles Martin
she should be in the suit the whole time and never speak. no stupid fan service for wankers like you
Levi Gonzalez
Alison Brie witha fake blonde wig and pushup bra.
Adrian Edwards
ellen page
Brody Flores
Best Samus.
Xavier Ortiz
Full CGI movie with Erika Eleniak's recreated as she looked in the late 80s and then get her to voice it as well.
Would start a grand return of sexy older actresses.
Ryder Harris
If Hollywood made it you better believe it would be Leslie Jones. If they're merciful it'll be Zoe Saldana.
Evan Richardson
AWW HELL NAW YOU SLIMEY CRACKA JELLYFISH THING AINT BE GETTING ON THIS SEXY FACE N'AAAAAAW!!!!
Adam Jenkins
The sad part is I doubt Leslie jones knows what a jellyfish is, probably thinks it's some kind of fruit snack.
Jackson Bailey
HEY THERE KRAID YOU FAT MOTHAFUCKA YOU STILL TRYIN' TO HIT DIS ASS? WELL YO FAT GUT AINT NEVAH EVAH GETTING NEAR THIS NUBIAN GODDESS BODY EVAH AGAIN YA HEA!
Samuel Bell
>N'WAAHHHHH
Jack Perez
Elizabeth Debicki
Parker Robinson
FUCK I thought this poster was real and shit myself
Jordan Gonzalez
She's a big gal
Daniel Wood
No one. Video game movies should never exist. Besides, turning a video game into a movie or vice versa is kind of redundant isn't it?
Daniel Nelson
>Besides, turning a video game into a movie or vice versa is kind of redundant isn't it?
No that's not what redundant means at all, unless you're a sonydrone
Julian Sullivan
It'll happen within the next two decades. You won't be happy with what you see.
This. Video games are practically movies these days. Cramming 10-100 hours of story and cutscenes into a couple hours always results in absolute shit.
Look at this faggot...
Ian Taylor
don't be mad, sonypony!
Ayden White
Srsly, I'd love to climb that
James Kelly
You're lucky I don't know who you are. I'd fuck your tiny asshole until you get prolapsed. I'd turn your boipussy inside out.
Lincoln Ward
It wouldn't be possible for a human body to fit into that suit if you think about it. Look at how the arms are positioned.
Jeremiah Murphy
fuck off
Cooper Bailey
It is.
Also even if it wasn't,
>morph ball
>not more outrageous
Juan James
>posts a different suit
>no look it's totally possible
Elijah Cooper
that's epic :^)
Connor Ramirez
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