*pulls the mic closer*

*pulls the mic closer*
>Yeah pull that video up Jamie
>That chimp is 400lbs...They'd tear you apart

>rogan posting is already dead

its time for jocko posting.

nah this one is really bad. You're not really good at this. OP

>yeeeeah...
>wooooow
>I can't really get my head around it
>Jamie pull up google images and ctrl+scroll wheel zoom on that shit
>That's unbelievable
>Jamie, you're a wizard
>wow
>Hey did you know that 99% of americans don't know how to use the zoom function on a web browser?
>It's the crazy world we live in

Fucking newfags don't even remember him phoning it in on newsradio

...

>coal burner

When everyone in the room think Trump is literally Hitler except you
When they say he's going to get rid of terms
When they say he's going to erect FEMA death camps
When they say he is going to start WW3

>I wish I was in my isolation tank tripping

>my feet hurt
>I bet they don't even use kettlebells
>tfw brain too alpha

post the one with the barking animal

Kek

fuck you CUNT

>yo listen up
>i'm a bald manlet with severe anger issues, extreme paranoia and several insecurities
>crazy
>amazing
>wow

...

look everyone, this retard doesn't know the copypasta

>mushrooms are more like people than plants
But that's true

>Falcons fan
Absolutley fucking disgusting.

>you MUST post the unoriginal copy pasta every JR thread!!

yes, that's what the covers says. The explanation is just wrong.

>Redban
>conspiracy theory

Should be Eddie Bravo.

How can you possibly hate based Joe "Holy shit Jamie pull that video" Rogan ?

>oвepбoтч
гoвнoeд

da lan te

No one cares, subhuman.

*sucks your dick*

Why hasn't someone dubbed the "christ that thing could rip you to shreds" audio over the lulzy kettlebells clip?

Sorry for triggerng you, cuck.

Probably because every thread has the same fucking op. Literally no originality.

how are podcasts Sup Forums related

they aren't

Jamie, pull up that clip of that road runner smashing the fuck out of that snake. Look at this goddamn raptor bitch. eyes widen Have you tried out spinal decompression? "I mean, not y-" It's the fucking best man. I'll show you some shit after we wrap this bitch up. "Actually, I really need t-" Shit literally saved my back man. I'll do about 45 minutes in the morning followed up with a kale smoothie with some krill oil. "Joe, I should really get g-" Fucking gut health, man. Give me your address and I'll send you a book on Lee Harvey Oswald.

really activated my almonds

don't you have vk for your caveman bullshit