Can you imagine it? 40 days without sex?

Can you imagine it? 40 days without sex?

25 years here

>ywn not have sex with shannyn sossamon

wait, what?

25 years here

25 deers here

>29 years

Only 1 more year until glory.

Sex is overrated

Was this flick dishonest?

im rooting for ya

how about 49 years of no sex. And yes I still live with my mother.

What happened to both those actors?

25 beers here

My home country.

She should have ended up with Heath Ledger, she would have saved him ;___;

Jesus mate

I'm at 23 years, almost 24 but i'm starting to weaken bros. Girls are starting to get more desperate as the chads are starting to become losers working minimum wage and the successful ones left my shitty city

how the fuck am i going to make it?

living the dream

How is life as a wizard

>josh hartnett getting raped is played for laughs

rape culture is real.

Dude I think that's the way to go, find some internet job, and move to a place with no good jobs where the chads all work at fast food. Big fish in a small pond

the longest i been without when i have hade a reationship is about 2 weeks so yes 40 days without the woman you love is hard.

Less than 48 hours if my hand counts

Surely impossible for anyone over the age of 15.

indeed it is wonderful. Everyday is a curse until I can lay to rest

fucking gusano

maricon de playa

26 here and i never even kissed a girl

You dumb faggot.

The movie didn't present 40 days without sex as the challenge. The challenge was not being able to masturbate for 40 days either.

Basically a comedy version of nofap.

Yeah that was kind of fucked up.

Even back then, I don't think that being done to a woman would have been played for laughs.

>meet nice chick
>like her a lot
>too awkward to make a move
>eventually you stop seeing her
>only then do you realize she was into you and you were too retarded to see it
>too late now, she's gone and you'll never have another chance
Story of my life lads.

now that i am living alone and in the workforce, i realize it is not only possible but very easy to end up alone for the rest of my life

what i mean is that, up through college, you are forced to be around people your age in some way or another, either through school or family

how am i supposed to meet someone? do i need to hang on for dear life any time i interact with a tolerable single girl my age? seems desperate. do i need to go to bars or on tinder? seems degenerate.

He wasn't in a relationship, but nice blogpost though

Obtain a friend who has female friends and hang out with him/them

Try learning an instrument and starting/joining a rock band. Guaranteed to meet people, especially if you start playing local gigs.

lmfao are you dumbasses serious?

wtf

I'm 19 and had first sex in like 10th grade

>>only then do you realize she was into
If she was into you she would have a fucking move man, lads really over think autistic shit like these, if she actually liked you she would have dragged your ass to her bed with out you muttering a fucking word, this whole yeaaah bro only now i realized, man i should have man a fucking move she would have went on a date with me fuck man

fucking your couch pillows doesn't count m7.

>try learning an instrument and starting/joining a rock band. Guaranteed to meet people, especially if you start playing local gigs.

I hate musicians and how everyone falls in love with them. listening to my friends bands makes me want to kill myself.

I know I know, I'm the faggot. that just makes me more angry

Can't believe all the virgins here. I haven't said sex in five years but its partially my fault and a bad breakup and me not wanting to put up with any woman atm who isn't my waifu.

First 18 years of your life doesn't count ya jabronies.

>its partially my fault and a bad breakup and me not wanting to put up with any woman atm who isn't my waifu.

that's most people here m7. almost no one here is a virgin we just stopped trying after the first or second time.

Does it upset you?

It seems there's a lot of virgins in this thread alone

Why did we stop trying? Is it all really that similar?

>Why did we stop trying?

I don't make enough money to please women and I don't respect them enough to put in effort to make more money - because they want money.

I turned down/missed my chance for pussy so often in my teens it hurts.
If I could give advice to myself back when I was 16, I'd say slam any girl possible, nobody cares if you fucked an ugly girl years ago. Being a 20+ year old virgin is a lot worse.

>Everyday is a curse until I can lay to rest
you call yourself a wizard but you can't lift a simple curse?

more like first 12 you virgin

You don't know suffering until you have younger siblings, years younger, lose their virginity before you.

FUCK

I blame how out of control western society and values have gotten. Drinking culture really does ruin fucking everything.

Almost an Archmage

Drinking has been part of western culture since forever.

White people have been consuming alcohol for so long they literally developed the enzymes to process it more easily in their DNA.

girls fuck broke handsome guys literally all the time

if you need money to get girls you're not good looking and they won't be attracted to you, they'll just use you for money, which would make you a giant cuck

Hello

>Premature baldness
>Hairy back
>Shitty job with no perspectives
>Shy

I have 0% chances to have sex

been 2 months for me

i was real antsy during the first couple of weeks, now im kinda used to this dry spell thing

i promised my sister id stop hooking up with strangers

29 here

get my wizard powers in just a few months

Thanks for redpill mate. I wan anxious that i don't make move to a girl that i like at my job, now i won't ever bother.

23. Got a ways to go till magic powers, but don't foresee any trouble unless the rumors of dimensional barriers breaking in 2017 are true and I get raped by a Succubus.

To all non-virgin losers here: Post your age and bodycount ITT

I have 4 at 18 so far

27, not a virgin but haven't had sex since '08.

Woah 40 whole days no way bro I couldn't make it ha ha

what about your siblings' children having sex before you do?

I've only been with 1 tbqh. We're married.

wow 40 days without sex? i don't think i can even imagine it.

23, only banged my ex. 5 years ago. End my life.

Fucking normie, how dare you?

He couldn't masturbate either.

Enjoy them friend. They will serve you well :-)

I'm 18, just broke up with my first girlfriend. So my future is pretty dark?

Banged this hot semi ginger I'm dating 3 hours ago.

Dare what? Losing any chance of wizardhood for 3 years of happiness that ended with her cheating on me?
Again, end my life.

Wizardry is at 40 you fucking newfags.

>not getting laid in the 4th grade right after sex-ed day

What comes at 30?

...

Crippling depression

no its not

Suicide?

Yes it is.

That's almost as good as powers

Yes

Suicide should be after you get your powers. That way you can use your powers to kys

What are you talking about? You just described the perfect scenario pick up some desperate slag

yo i got all four and i get more ass than a toilet seat

>protip: number 4 is the only thing holding you back. and being funny is a lot more important than looks

I want Hartnett's cock deep inside my boipucci.

40 days no fap is no match
I masturbate once a year

not you
*ba dum tiss*

I am really boring and sad

I just like you, bro.

21 and still rocking my virginity. Just might lose it this thirsday thanks to the interwebs though.
Wish me luck anons

>it's a everyone pretends they're a virgin thread
it's literally impossible to be a virgin +18 if you're
>not mentally or physically retarded
>have friends
that's it

never seen this movie, never will

Btfo

>dubs of truth

user, I...

Three years counting

Sex is so incredibly overrated, it's unbelievable. No idea what kind of problem those kids have with their glands, but 40 days is fucking nothing if you've got shit to do.

>it's a normie is literally incapable of empathy episode

...

>why can't everyone be Chad like me tee-hee

22

2 girls

r8

>tfw my dad was my mom's first bf
I am a son of pure love desu

What are you a wild animal? People don't need sex on a daily basis unless you're a sex addict and it's perfectly normal to go months or even years without getting laid even for a normie and most people do they just lie about it to fit in.

Oh I get the joke. You all are 30+ year old virgins... Sad!

Such a fucking unrealistic premise. I dropped it after a few minutes because I just couldn't immerse myself in it.