Risk Thread Europe Edition

Rules:
Game starts with >4 players
No nukes
Mupdates every ~10 minutes
Only posts replying to the latest mupdate are going to count
Make sure that your nations name is part of your name#password

Name:Tazo
Country:Britain
Colour:Orange

Name: barak Obama
Name : that fucker
Origin: Italy
Color: green

Enter your name in your names field
And be clear how your nation's called

Start:Marokko
Name:Carthage
Color:Red

Origin: Italy
Color: green

How difficult can it be to read and follow the fucking rules?

Scratch that please
Sand People
Saudi Arabia
Red

Sorry,OP

Fuck off dude I haven't played one of these since they used to be on /b.

Like this?

Name: THE NIGE
Origin: Britain
Colour: Orange

Name: Timurid Empire
Colour: Brown
Country: Persia

Ugrics
North East Russia
Purple

Fuck brown that's for poodistan, give me dark red OP

Yes, thanks

Jesus of Nazareth
Italy
Green

I don't care, everything improtant is in the rules, so everything you have to do is read them

Trump Nation
UK
Any color

>been more than 10 minutes
>more than 4 players
>still no map update

Good one Germany

That one was just fine, but thanks

Literally fuck off mate. Lurk moar or go back to Sup Forumseddit

>triggered by everything

You gotta calm down friend.

Lol the salt

Das Reich
Color: Black
Country: Austria or germany

MUPDATE 1
No joining!

>prussia
>any colour
>start on kaliningrad

Please include your bonuses in your name

What's with USA just not understanding banter or Aussie way of life? We shitpost and get (You)s simple as that

Fill Iran

Take Russia I guess

Fill Oman,spill yemen

Jesus of Nazareth moves northwest. And offers a truce along Italian border to dad Reich for 4 mupdates

c-can i still play?roll for lithuania-spill into Poland

Das Reich expands to take all of austria.

Britain chills in those last parts of Wessex to the west, and then proceeds north towards Scotland

Islam is a religion of peace, interested in an alliace or NAP?

Too late to join?

Colombo
any colour, pref teal
Sri Lanka

Sorry meant to say fill in, not chill in

Yes,my Islamic brother ,let's ally, inshallah. Let's conquer the Whites together and get their gibs

Das Reich agrees. Deus Vult!

I see a mutual benefit in keeping our Italian border peaceful for a proposed 4 map updates. Yea?

Let us spread the wonders of Allah to the western barbarians

Attack THE NIGE

Okay, last two to join

I would even agree to a longer peace, but let´s start with 4 rounds. No Italian territory will be threatened by me.

Based as fuck OP.

Yo Colombo, Eastern Alliance?

MUPDATE 2
Now seriously, no joining.

Take V.A.E. (even if it's not worth anything) and conquer Iraq. Spills go to Syria.

Capture Azerbaijan, spills to Armenia

Das Reich takes Switzerland and expands into germany. No troops cross the Italian border.

Fill 'er up

West to france

I don't see why not. I'll just be expanding into India anyway.

Colombo expands more into the Indian subcontinent.

Two things of dubs in a row, Kek is truly on my side in this holy war.

Okay Trump Nation is going down. Nigel guide me

The Nige must die.

Fuck me, you guys watching the game? Shaqiri just scored a beauty

>Swedish Caliphate
>Sweden
>cyan

MUPDATE 3
No joining

Conquer all of Iraq,spills to Syria

Take Armenia spills to Georgia

Keep filling up India. Head more north towards Nepal if possible.

KILL NIGE

Full scale invasion of germany. No fighting with jesus troops

Keep taking Russia

I'm sorry Trump Nation, but nothing can stop NIGEL in his conquest of the EU

Fill italy.

We are too evenly matched. Escape into France now and I will not pursue.

You have to stop the Infidel Indians before it's too late

It's UKIP, not FIP!

The U.K. is mine, by right!

Is Prussia inactive?

If so, someone can join and take it

Let me get some bonuses first and I'll do it

MUPDATE 4

Invade Egypt
Alright

Fill Lithuania and then Poland.

Fill the rest of Georgia spills to filling Iran

Keep taking germany.
How about becoming allies?

Will the Trump nation stalemate continue? Only one way to find out. They should retreat into Norway and I will leave them alone

Nice

Fill italy. Spill into tunisia

>111
Allah has blessed you

Keep taking russia, start with the north

It is as you say, brother

Agreed

Execute order 66 on Nige

I didn't get my 66 so it's pretty much over now.

IT'S OVER TRUMP NATION, I HAVE THE HIGH NUMBER!

Keep expanding into India.

I was afk sorry OP.

MUPDATE 5
I'll shorten the intervall between two mupdates down to ~7 Minutes or 8

Oh piss I missed it.

Keep growing into India regardless.

Take more russia

MUPDATE 5+

Fill Tunisia. Spill into algeria

More Egypt

Fill Latvia then Poland.

Fill rest of Iran spills to Turkmenistan

Take the rest of Germany

>Dubs
Mashallah,spills into Lybia

Oh, forget the image. Anyway, I counted
your roll, it was done before the 10 minutes were over