Rules:
Game starts with >4 players
No nukes
Mupdates every ~10 minutes
Only posts replying to the latest mupdate are going to count
Make sure that your nations name is part of your name#password
Risk Thread Europe Edition
Name:Tazo
Country:Britain
Colour:Orange
Name: barak Obama
Name : that fucker
Origin: Italy
Color: green
Enter your name in your names field
And be clear how your nation's called
Start:Marokko
Name:Carthage
Color:Red
Origin: Italy
Color: green
How difficult can it be to read and follow the fucking rules?
Scratch that please
Sand People
Saudi Arabia
Red
Sorry,OP
Fuck off dude I haven't played one of these since they used to be on /b.
Like this?
Name: THE NIGE
Origin: Britain
Colour: Orange
Name: Timurid Empire
Colour: Brown
Country: Persia
Ugrics
North East Russia
Purple
Fuck brown that's for poodistan, give me dark red OP
Yes, thanks
Jesus of Nazareth
Italy
Green
I don't care, everything improtant is in the rules, so everything you have to do is read them
Trump Nation
UK
Any color
>been more than 10 minutes
>more than 4 players
>still no map update
Good one Germany
That one was just fine, but thanks
Literally fuck off mate. Lurk moar or go back to Sup Forumseddit
>triggered by everything
You gotta calm down friend.
Lol the salt
Das Reich
Color: Black
Country: Austria or germany
MUPDATE 1
No joining!
>prussia
>any colour
>start on kaliningrad
Please include your bonuses in your name
What's with USA just not understanding banter or Aussie way of life? We shitpost and get (You)s simple as that
Fill Iran
Take Russia I guess
Fill Oman,spill yemen
Jesus of Nazareth moves northwest. And offers a truce along Italian border to dad Reich for 4 mupdates
c-can i still play?roll for lithuania-spill into Poland
Das Reich expands to take all of austria.
Britain chills in those last parts of Wessex to the west, and then proceeds north towards Scotland
Islam is a religion of peace, interested in an alliace or NAP?
Too late to join?
Colombo
any colour, pref teal
Sri Lanka
Sorry meant to say fill in, not chill in
Yes,my Islamic brother ,let's ally, inshallah. Let's conquer the Whites together and get their gibs
Das Reich agrees. Deus Vult!
I see a mutual benefit in keeping our Italian border peaceful for a proposed 4 map updates. Yea?
Let us spread the wonders of Allah to the western barbarians
Attack THE NIGE
Okay, last two to join
I would even agree to a longer peace, but let´s start with 4 rounds. No Italian territory will be threatened by me.
Based as fuck OP.
Yo Colombo, Eastern Alliance?
MUPDATE 2
Now seriously, no joining.
Take V.A.E. (even if it's not worth anything) and conquer Iraq. Spills go to Syria.
Capture Azerbaijan, spills to Armenia
Das Reich takes Switzerland and expands into germany. No troops cross the Italian border.
Fill 'er up
West to france
I don't see why not. I'll just be expanding into India anyway.
Colombo expands more into the Indian subcontinent.
Two things of dubs in a row, Kek is truly on my side in this holy war.
Okay Trump Nation is going down. Nigel guide me
The Nige must die.
Fuck me, you guys watching the game? Shaqiri just scored a beauty
>Swedish Caliphate
>Sweden
>cyan
MUPDATE 3
No joining
Conquer all of Iraq,spills to Syria
Take Armenia spills to Georgia
Keep filling up India. Head more north towards Nepal if possible.
KILL NIGE
Full scale invasion of germany. No fighting with jesus troops
Keep taking Russia
I'm sorry Trump Nation, but nothing can stop NIGEL in his conquest of the EU
Fill italy.
We are too evenly matched. Escape into France now and I will not pursue.
You have to stop the Infidel Indians before it's too late
It's UKIP, not FIP!
The U.K. is mine, by right!
Is Prussia inactive?
If so, someone can join and take it
Let me get some bonuses first and I'll do it
MUPDATE 4
Invade Egypt
Alright
Fill Lithuania and then Poland.
Fill the rest of Georgia spills to filling Iran
Keep taking germany.
How about becoming allies?
Will the Trump nation stalemate continue? Only one way to find out. They should retreat into Norway and I will leave them alone
Nice
Fill italy. Spill into tunisia
>111
Allah has blessed you
Keep taking russia, start with the north
It is as you say, brother
Agreed
Execute order 66 on Nige
I didn't get my 66 so it's pretty much over now.
IT'S OVER TRUMP NATION, I HAVE THE HIGH NUMBER!
Keep expanding into India.
I was afk sorry OP.
MUPDATE 5
I'll shorten the intervall between two mupdates down to ~7 Minutes or 8
Oh piss I missed it.
Keep growing into India regardless.
Take more russia
MUPDATE 5+
Fill Tunisia. Spill into algeria
More Egypt
Fill Latvia then Poland.
Fill rest of Iran spills to Turkmenistan
Take the rest of Germany
>Dubs
Mashallah,spills into Lybia
Oh, forget the image. Anyway, I counted
your roll, it was done before the 10 minutes were over