The last movie you watched gets a cutaway gag on Family Guy. What happens?

The last movie you watched gets a cutaway gag on Family Guy. What happens?

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Remember that time my great uncle Peter Doss saved his fellow soldiers during the battle at hacksaw ridge.

laugh.

>You think that's bad, remember when I was the baby in Eraserhead?

*fart joke*

Kill Bill

Peter Griffin cuts off his finger.

>JESUS IT HURTS EVEN MORE THAN THE TIME MY LIMBS GOT CUT OFF BY UMA THURMAN

>Cutaway to restaurant Fight, Peter Griffin is part of the Krazy 88, gets legs cut off.

Scene ends with 88 guys going "sssss aaaaah ....sssss aaaaaah"

We now return to Boogie Nights
>30 seconds of Mark Wahlberg dancing to disco music

heh

Manchester By The Sea
>Lee acts autistic as a women tries to chat him up and he rejects her
>women gets mad and shouts at him before leaving
>Lee starts crying
>the kid comes along, in a really thick Boston accent "it's okay uncle Lee, she's a ing whore anyway"
>slow fade to black as violin music plays

That would be taking my younger sister to Moana.

I have no idea how to make a family guy tier joke.

Moonlight

>Chiron hits Meg in the head with a chair

something like that

Fargo

>Cops saying JAAAA JAAAA
>Bad guys get killed in morbid fashion

>Heh, reminds me of that movie where the guy's car gets stolen 5 minutes in and he spends the rest of the film trying to get it back.

This is even worse than the time I had to co-anchor for Christine Chubbuck!

>Christine shoots herself

Holy crap!

Moonlight
>Kevin sits across from Chiron on the beach
>K:"hey dog, it's super cool how we're both stereotypical heterosexual black kids right? you want some of this?"
>Chiron says nothing and then takes the joint
>a moment passes
>they begin furiously making out

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It'd be even worse than that. It'd just be Peter reading the news
"It appears my co-anchor has selfishy decided to take a nap for... some... reason... [cough] female anchors [cough]"
And blood would slowly ooze onto the desk from off-screen

Peter goes to the zoo
"this is just like that time i was raised in the jungle"
cut to Peter being raped by King Louis while hundreds of monkeys watch

Jepp
Kek
Pretty accurate

Drive
>Gosling stares at the camera in ultra-closeup
>5 seconds pass
>"...I drive"
>wide-shot
>Gosling's in line at the supermarket talking to some Mexican dude
>Mexican: "hey man, I just wanted to know what time it was"
>Gosling's eye open wider
>he grabs a frying pan and beats the guy repeatedly into the ground
>real human bean starts playing in the background

>Peter goes on Sup Forums
>Sees a thread about family guy get a bunch of responses
>Posts the exact same thing on Sup Forums and hope for responses

Ha! Spot on

>This is more awkward than the relationship the twins had in The Dreamers!
>Eva Green's character and her brother make out while the American guy stands there awkwardly.
>American: "I'm just going to leave now."
>Green: "No, you stay and watch."

Yeah...that's the best I can do.

>Redline

I'm having trouble imagining this.

>stewie is running away as fast as he can directionless
>he starts to approach a beach and keeps running
>he runs towards the water
>right before he enters the water he stops running
>looks at the camera
>freeze frame and close up on his face
>fin

>Phantasm
I'd be amazed if people understood the reference.

Jackie
>well this is even more depressing than when I went to Dallas with the Kennedy's

La La Land
>big musical number where a poor couple become rich and famous through the course of the song and then sing about how great it is but then get sad that they can't be together

where's the joke?

>family guy
>jokes
>2017

At least it's been funnier in the last season than it has been in years and years.

Split
>The joke is that Anya Taylor-Joy's eyes are really far apart

>Brian dies
"Who's going to break the news to John?"

Pic related.

>"I've informed Dennis that he is not to... he's not to... umm... I'm sorry, but are you alright? Your eyes are really distracting. Are you ill? Should I take you to the hospital? Are you even human?"

>"You think that's bad? Remember the time I had that car crash in Hollywood?"
>peter crashes his car
>gets out
>makes out with a dude
>wakes up
>"What a crazy dream."

LEAVE ANYA ALONE REEEEEEEEEE

>this is worse than that time I played a concert for skinheads

>Peter screaming "Nazi punks [bleep] off!" repeatedly
>Patrick Stewart walks on stage and shoots him in the arm
>music stops and Peter falls on the ground clutching his arm and making that "ttth" noise (link related)
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Arrival
>Montage of Amy Adams studying the language really hard
>"Eureka! I'e figured it out!"
>Iconic shot of Amy approaching the glass wall and then pulling out a white board
>she then starts taking off her biohazard suit
>Renner: w-what are you doing?
>Amy: It's the only way. Their language is amazing. I'm just lucky that it's my time of the month
>Renner's horrified face as splashing is heard in the background
>cut to peter watching
>"wow this director's cut is really avant-garde"

Do you write for Family Guy?

If only. Easiest pay check imaginable

How wide do you think her field of vision is?

I haven't been this nervous since I saw Snowden

>*eating cereal*
>*peeks into cereal box*
>STOP SPYING ON ME
>*knocks over the table and runs*