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fuk u goof

You read my comment isn't that weird that i've communicated with you without your consent?

Fuck you whoever is reading this now go get milk out of your fridge and drink, bitch.

NO DOUBT BUOYED BY THE CROWD

>tattoos... into the trash
>abs... would bang
>overall... can't

Post links to nudes, tho'.

>the OP doesn't matter
>I must have the OP
>but the OP doesn't matter

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Knew it was you, are you really a girl?

>made before this thread
for what reason?

When you say "you", who are you referring to?

whos that guy taking johnny from behind?

That's his steak dealer Darrell

>X said that your mother's a whore, how do you feel about it?

When the fuck is Ryan Hall fighting again? I've followed him from meme style grappling to meme style MMA, and I intent to see his career through.

Hall vs Barao fookin book it Dana

>make just ONE mild ass cte joke
>Suddenly everyone in the gym hates me
This sucks man

>tfw Bigfoot Silva will die in his 40s
feelsbadman

>making cte jokes
retard.

what was the joke anyway?

verhoeven is gonna kill him in the ring

This. Can't wait to see that smug fuck get his shit pounded in, like Belcher shitting on Paul Harris.

But knowing Hall he's probably resting on his laurels of being undefeated in his single ufc appearance and milking that for all it's worth.

what sort of pc gym do you go to? any pros? they know the fucking risks of the sport but choose to do it anyway, may as well laugh at it.

How do I deliver maximum brain damage to my opponent?

Pic not related I assume, considering it was a kick to the neck?

kys

Make him read your posts on Sup Forums

punch him from 6 inches from his head

>what is a brain stem

I assume that how he didn't react to the followup strikes was just really good acting?

Do you agree with the heem discord?
Could they beat pvz in a fight?

he was unconscious

the neko roastie sucks

Is wouldn't fight her I'd rape her

>Oezdemir is about to get DC'd
>Whittaker is waiting to get Bisping'd

Shame that the UFC is going to feed these prospects to the top fighters so early

just realized who Volkan looks like

>>Whittaker is waiting to get Bisping'd

looks like he chokeslammed him

>Whittaker is waiting to get Bisping'd

>Bisping
>top fighter

"lol"
Fuck no they couldn't

TURK'D

Schaub is truly a next level tactician when it comes to grappling
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FUCKING STUDBOY IS LIVE YOU GOOFS

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post when you call, I'm not listening to this fat fuck bitch about being hungry for 30 minutes.

probably that faggot clarence calls again

This KO is so much more brutal in slow-mo

would you /heem/?

whos this tranny?

jesus fucking christ no

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Did Cruz teach himself the fancy footwork or did a coach teach him. I'm working on some of his moves and it's working for me

>GSP will lay on Bisping for five rounds

Shoot him

>skelly feet

It came about because when he started, the lighter divisions weren't all that established and so he'd be fighting heavier guys who'd hit harder, and had to focus on his mewvement and speed advantage to avoid getting hit

Whether it was self taught or not I'm not sure, but I'd imagine so because he's not going to be at a top gym when he's starting out

Fighters Getting Angry at Ariel Helwani

where's your trip

The UFC is ducking Ryan Hall. He won TUF and beat the wolf they tried to throw him to and still can't get a fight. They don't want him to autisticly fish for heelhooks for three rounds, ratings haven't been great lately...

Hold the rnc for 30s

that's not Spainsperg, thats bunda Spain. Comes around every so often.

FINALLLY

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UFC 216 EMBEDDED

lots of people have been sleeping on tuf champs, all recent tuf champs have been interesting, especially the foreign ones

need new tuf LA and a tuf Russia

this girl literally works at the gym i go to

how shitty is it living in kansas shitty?

I'll keep working on it then. I'm even more skelly than Cruz though.

Even the basics, his pivot hook, the gait, the bolo punch and switch pivot kick, and a couple of other moves. I can't utilize it completely though because I don't want to keep my hands down. It's crazy how much of it relies on the hands being down.

The pivot right hook in particular I just land over and over.

You fucking ass. I didn't expect this from you Brazil...

>Thanks for the drink, user

guys how do you heem depression?

avoid porn

get the fuck out of your house and run, do not even remotely think about just walking or wondering around about life or ex-grillfriends

learn a programming language

talk to the grocery store fat lady

join a gym

go to a swimming pool and swim

learn trading and stock markets

read a fucking book

go outside every day. just do something

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>UFC 216 EMBEDDED

WDHMBT?

is a chemical element with symbol Pt and atomic number 78. It is a dense, malleable, ductile, highly unreactive, precious, silverish-white transition metal. Its name is derived from the Spanish term platina, meaning "little silver".[3][4]

>dense
>highly unreactive
>precious

t. casual

sup bundaspain

based

"Joanna vs Namajunas"

too hard to spell her last name?

Looking forward to watch Mousasi debut in Bellator. How do you think he will do? They only have Shlemenko and Carvalho, and that's fucking it lmao. Oh yeah, and Johny Salty but wgaf

I dont remember seeing shlemenko fighting so I take that as a good sign for the moose. I want to see moose vs rory desu. shame dana is a cheap jew who has 500k+ppv to give to cm punk and not to moose who'd be the middleweight champion if given the chance and rory who'd still be top 3 top 5 in the ww division.

if by johny salty you mean steak hendricks then I think he's getting btfo by nu-vitor.

Finally embedded is out
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No no, John Salter, 12-3, won his last 6

Significant win over kendall fucking grove

Problem with Dana is that he only wants marketable people and, to speak completely honest with you, Moose and Rory are a bit too autistics for the UFC standards, but I agree 100% with you my man

rory is too autistic but mousasi is pretty funny, they can market him if they wanted instead of forcing sage and paige for the 100th time.

>Cynthia being touchy with with Sage on Stud Radio

More aesthetic and easier to read out for casuals
Hell not only casuals, even I'm not sure how to say her last name properly. I feel like I do then I try to say it and it sounds awful

>tfw next LHW champion

I'd say that's less a Dana problem and more a WME and Conor/Ronda related problem
Dana's been there making UFC one of the best places of talent, can't really take this past year or two to say he's only about mandrama. That seems like it'd come more from the entertainment company who owns it

the should just go with champion. I like joanna champion

Volkan is a proud Turk

my point is that Dana is nothing more than WME's bitch right now

Must be why he carries the Swiss flag to the Octagon. Should have fought Gustafsson first desu

Well he's almost 1 foot out the door, like Rogan really
He knew this was coming when they sold desu but it is a shame. Guys like Moose and Rory shouldn't be let go. UFC's been making abhorrent decisions lately. Given how they can't be bothered with Cyborg anymore it seems like they literally created the entire division and belt for the sake of UFC 208.

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Will tony ever recover?

Gus would beat him
DC is more suspect because of his chinny chin chin after JBJ

when did this happen?

hey leaf can you stop shitting up Sup Forums threads you fuckin goof

What would your nickname be if you were a fighter?

The Bounty Hunter

>hey chink can you stop being angry your pathetic penis is 2 inches hard

ain't ever gonna happen strayacunt

Thanks man

The Bunda Slayer

No, I mean, I guess I'd stick to Bundaspain

I like it