Cont language thread

Cont language thread.
i speak 20 languages, AMA

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What was the easiest

Which ones?

I felt a lump on one of my balls, what do I do?

Responde en español con una oración bien construida (no sacada de google translate)

Esperanto. probably easiest language to learn
Grab a spoon, put a lighter under it and put it under your balls, spray water on spoon.

False alarm, it was just my testicle that I felt.

チンポを吸っている?

Хyи cocёшь?

Can you speak Ebonics?

yo hablo español ya que mis padres son de España y Venezuela, yo naci aqui en Aruba y como es un pais turistico apredo muchos lenguajes para hablar con gente.

HOAX

trying to learn russian but shit its hard

bix nood mofugga i speak dat shiet, stay woke nigga

>チンポを吸っている?
no, i do not suck cock.
>Хyи cocёшь?
i didnt understand that, but yes, i do speak russian, although im not fluent.

Fair enough

fala portugues? preferes portugues ou espanhol?
prefere pt-pt ou pt-br?

For what purpose?

Huehue hue huehuehuê?

>i didnt understand that
He asked the same thing I did. It's kind of a tradition to ask if OP sucks dicks in AMA threads on Russian imageboards.

Huehue hue, huehuehuê huê.
Huê.

Asks if you suck dick.

I only speak 5 :(

4 and a half actually. Je ne parle bien francais.

Learning Russian too. Simple reason: because I can

to business there and school

isn't dick chlen? as in sosat chlen?

What was your starting language and when did you learn your 2nd language?

I know it's easier to learn languages when you are young.

How well do you speak these languages? 20 would be a lot of words and grammar structures to remember. To be fluent in them all you'd have to be a language prodigy.

>mfw Aruba speaks huehue better than me

Ever drudge Arabic twitter for terrorist threats or anti-western sentiment?

Chlen literally means "member". Polovoy chlen, "sex (defining) member" is how a doctor would call it. It's far less offensive than khui, which is strictly obscene language.

>i speak 20 languages

Is there a secret to learning so many? I've tried to learn about 4 other than English, and while my vocabulary skills are decent, I never achieved fluency in any.

how do you say nigger in all 20?

started with spanish, as my parents are spanish, learned english when i was like 2 years old (from tv and playing vidya with my dad) then learned papiamento from friends and dutch from school,
one of my mom's friends taught me some french but i didn't remember it (i had to relearn french), learned portuguese with mom when i was like 11 and started getting into languages,
when i started high school at 12 i started learning Russian and Japanese (self taught, better japanese than russian.)
then learned Afrikaans and Tagalog, Filipino, Swedish, German, Esperanto (just to learn another language), now i'm learning Arabic and Mandarin.
about to finish high school now.
get immersed in the language itself, i live here in a touristical island, so i can talk to pretty much everyone in the world.

link to the old thread please

>日本の

negro,negro, negro, nigger,nigger neger, neger, niger,黑鬼, 黒人,
нeгp, nugger, زنجي, nigger, neger, neger, nigr.
nigger stays the same in most languages KEK.

Probably still better than the French.
The funny thing with the French is: They learn languages in school, they have pretty strict teachers and they have to learn a lot, but they don't learn to speak it.

I once saw two French girls reading a paper, you know a newspaper that they put behind glass in some places so that passers-by can read it? Took a look and it was extremely complicated judicial German about a constitutional court decision. I asked: "Do you understand what's written there?" -- "Oh sure", and they told me. They knew ultra complicated German, but they told me in French because they didn't dare speak the language.

nihon no?
私は日本語を話します

>黑鬼
>black demon
Savage

Based chinks

Say
>you're a big guy
>for you

In 20 languages.

HOAX
O
A
X

>spanish
>english
>german
>catalan
>smattering of french

also swiss dialect, but that doesn't count as language.
t. expat swissfag

Nice google translate.

Bist du ein warmer Bruder?

I don't know. Japanese works different than Western languages. Automatic translations are usually bogus, but what he wrote makes perfect sense.

画像を見ろ

name the languages

>nugger
kek

Wieviel Deutsch hast du schon gelernt? Und bist du eigentlich in Aruba?

Alter biste ne Schwuchtel uezs?

Tu ne jactes que pouic mon pote

Whats the best way to learn a new language.

I speak 3, but all of them from before school, so I dont know how to learn it as an adult.

zeg dan iets op nederlands. wat bedoelt neuken

Your country sounds like the noise the submarines make.

Whats your advice on picking up a new language? Find a native speaker and learn that way?

Spoilers you cant.

Learning a language post 26 years old is basically a waste of time

it looks fine to me, he could have excluded the subject though

jakies sapy, kurwa?

>tfw I've never taken any spanish classes and I can understand this
Easiest language in the world to learn (on a conversational level)

watakushi-wa I, subject
nihongo-o, Japanese, object
hanashimasu, speak, verb
I think it's all there.

neuken in de keuken ;)
foutre, France. retour à sucer la bite musulmane
i actually have a keyboard toggle macro.
1.Learn alphabet and pronounciation
2.Learn Vocab and grammar
3.Immerse yourself in the language, talk to people who know the language and talk to them, watch movies and play vidya from that country in its language, then just keep talking in it. in less than 3 months you should be able to understand the language at a good enough level.

Thats why i'm still learning languages before i'm old, i'm 15 now.
Watashi wa nihongo o hanashimasu/ wakarimasu is correct though.

yeah, but subjects are commonly omitted if it is already known. Google translate always puts 私は when you write I as the subject because it doesn't know the context, though it was not needed with context in this situation.

I'm pretty sure Japs leave out the subject most of the time and other stuff when they can get away with it. It sounds a little awkward to use that here when it's obvious that he's talking about himself.

今日は、何かあったか

Er du en hanrei?

Oh, that's what you meant.
Yes, I think so too.

Wouldn't that be "あったの"?

Thanks

inb4 i get banned again.

what a useless hobby

what language are you most fluent in? your native tongue or something else?

Jvais fère enmasse de photes fak tu poura po trichey. Tey plin dmarde mon criss.

Zwanzig Sprachen und auf nem mittel asiatischen Ziegen Hirten Bilderbrett rumhuren.

Can you understand this?

Why'd you even mention your age?

Also, what language gave you the most trouble to learn?

Just because there are flags on Sup Forums does not mean you get to post off topic.

Sage.

final test, if you pass im your eternal slave
vocaroo.com/i/s0lrusECDsEz

yes, i remember you youtube.com/watch?v=9-N_Xl9DyGs

四つ葉チャンネルで自慢しても何も出ないぞ

>Canadian french
Mixing trailer park English with little nigger french

女の子じゃーないぞ

sure bro

try this one :

t un criss de ptit fif

to buy a russian bride obviously :^)

i disagree, it's pretty useful and i'm bored.
english/spanish
what? me no speak englisch

probably russian/japanese. arabic is tough too.

Hoe goed is je Nederlands dan OP? Waar heb je dat geleerd? Is Nederlands een van de moeilijkere talen om te leren?

Please keep canadian french on it physically hurts as somebody fluent in english and french.

Hey vuile pisneger. Heb je de tuin al klaar?

Btw do you actually speak Mandarin and Cantonese?

>vuile pisneger
Dank je wel
Havent heard that in years.

Five autism bux says this nigger is using Google translate.

The Chinese and Japanese translations should be the same, but in GT nigger in Chinese shows up as 黑鬼 (black demon), and in Japanese it shows up as 黒人 (black person)

His response exactly copies Google translate. Also his Japanese sentence
here is probably Google translated since he's included subject that should be omitted (explained )

Also, the dumb niggers OP picture says 日本の[nihon no] (Japan's) instead of 日本語 [nihongo](Japanese language)
OP is confused by this response even after he says look at the picture in I only know Japanese, anyone else want to add?

Hoppas du talar Svenska din luffare, Annars så jävlar!!

質問だからどちらでもいいんですけど

luckily im 25

thats why im testing him in vocaroo. lets see how he will respond

まぁ、「か」ってことは敬語っぽい感じがある

それも全然違いますけどね

Do it, fuck his shit up for wasting everybody's time

A korean speaking Japanese, Screencapped
mijn nederlands is goed, ik hebt Nederlands geleert op school
ik ben niet een neger.

>78697648
nope

>wasting time
welcome to the internet

i did

benefit of the doubt is on his side still, but if he cant answer to those 5 simple questions he cant speak what he says he speaks

>mijn nederlands is goed, ik hebt Nederlands geleert op school
it's "ik heb Nederlands geleerd"
Come on dude.