/hoc/-SEASON GREETINGS edition

NJ: "Are you a god?" asked Nico Hischier our reporter
EDM: "We totally got this" said child-wonder Connor McDavid about the Oilers chances in the playoffs
NYI: Tavares out of rehab, will be playing by December, Islanders management says
NYR:>rags
DAL: Seguin not sexy anymore, says new University of Texas poll
MIN: State of hockey still cupless, according to NHL insiders
CHI: October 22nd will becelebrated as national rape day in Chicago.
MON: It's pronounced DESH-arneh, you fucking frogs

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>being mean to me

Kings

Being this much of a Muhhamad

GO BRAE

hey man, glad you're here

>no mention of Jiri "Da Hood"ler doing lines of coke on a plane, urinating in the food cart and threateting to have the stewardess assassinated

Don't hype up my kings i want them to do what they did in 2012 both on the ice and in the minds of other fans

Most autistic OP ive ever seen but ok

How about being useful for once and posting a link you stupid fuck.

JUST

reminder to report the illegitimate thread

that's all, thank you

/hoc/ is angry today

I barely followed hockey back then but even still I could tell that we legitimately triggered the Least Coast.

Digits confirm. Fug Finland

it's the usual troll, you must be familiar with him by now

Nice quads, Gord
clickondetroit.com/sports/jiri-hudler-accused-of-threatening-flight-attendant-while-demanding-cocaine

Imagine being angry on a day like this

Good post. Probably a fan of a shitty team desu.

If you've been lurking last three weeks 99% of playoff predictions posted here have kings below even the jets.

kings looked pretty good in pre-season desu

>dressing Boro over Chabot
whats the end game here Boucher

>yfwdvgkwdslc

Why did the Vegas team call themselves the Golden Knights? Did they not realize that a team in the 2nd biggest media market in the country 4 hours away call themselves the Kings? Now whenever the Kings beat the Knights, we're going to suffer from terrible puns.

you shouldn't respond to phoneposting ottawa senators faggot fans

> watch this thread get deleted despite the other one full of greasy neck bearded memers
Better get my
>rags
In atleast

Good thing they didn't end up naming themselves the Las Vegas Gunners

gay

The other thread just 404'd. Here come the retards.

holy fucking fucks, I keep forgetting how to be good at NHL '96 if I haven't spent an entire week on it.

grease is a fucking cunt nigger fuck this thread

sheifele ehlers desu, price is glass knees and due to crash soon

Would you take Scheifele + Ehlers or Carey price?

Price's contract is 10,5 m x 8 and scheifele + ehlers is 12 m x 7

>letting grease thread stay up
kipshit needs to drink bleach

>mad
>at the convenience that phoneposting provides

Oh greasey

Nah I'm mad that you're an underage faggot.

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Scheifele + Ehlers anyday. Price can't score goals.

>early threads
fucking yuro nigger

America BTFO

>>Sup Forums

Put Price on a team with actual goal scorers and he'd win 5 cups in a row.

>gets asspained because people don't use the same electronic device than him to post
>I'm the underage in this situation
Top jej my friend.

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if early threads are ok then can I make the new thread now?

yes

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Why are non-Americans still allowed to post on Sup Forums? ugh

sure

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>the absolute state of /hoc/
Jesus christ
See you at the jets game thread

this is just sad my man

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>You're at the gym doing curls for the girls when some sharks fan asks you to spot him on bench. You saw his arms visibly tremble whilst pushing during the last set, and he's put on even more WEIGHT this time.
How many fingers do you put underneath the bar /hoc/?

new thread, it's a little early

based lolia poster

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>Complaining about Sup Forums (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.

>the ABSOLUTE state of this thread
This is why you never let Greece win.

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Only one way to save this thread lads:
>rags

KEKEKEKEKEK

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>saving a grease thread

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go here

could you be any more of a cuck

It's the NHL, they'll find a way to make horrible puns no matter what

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what you've doneit's obviously due to the yulia shitposter

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kippers is an absolute slut for not range banning your shitty country

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assuming Kippers is a mod (which he's not) aren't you currently complaining about moderation?

imagine a /hoc/ without flags
when are we moving to /asp/

TOR
PIT
EDM
SJ

easy wins

flags are good, shitposting is not

Why is it that whenever I win in NHL 96, there's always some player of the opposing team that is listed in the top 3 stars of the game, but whenever I lose, even if I get it to overtime , tying it twice, there's never a mention of my team's players?

>TOR
in the SO

>PIT
it's the beginnign of the season, prepare for upsets

>EDM

could go either way, since the Oilers are the favourite, I'd go with the Flames

>SJ

I think so too

Oilers will win tonight

>hokkei

>flags are good
what a reddit opinion

go shorks

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OP is a massive faggot

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she's not even cute, she's creepy looking, dude you have a problem with yourself, your surroundings and if you 're aiming to get a rant in rage from me, I'm flattered but it won't happen.

this desu

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