Which one is the best?

Which one is the best?

for me, it's Willie Dustice.

>I don’t rate Mike Truk

Bobson Dugnutt
Dean Wesrey
Mike Sernandez

For me its jeromy dride

Seconding for Bobson Dugnutt

glenallen mixon is pretty good
Scott Dourque is a strong alias IRL
Don't sleep on Sleve McDichael

Bobson Dugnutt for sure

>not Paste and Bay

I don't get it. What's the joke supposed to be?

For me it's Karl Dandleton

Americans are laughing at the idea that other countries find their names ridiculous.

You utter faggot. At least 50% of the names in that picture could also be parodies of British names.

I unironically find caricatures of American names fucking hilarious

>TURD FERGUSON
>BUCK TURGIDSON

for me, it's Shown Furcotte

Todd Bonzalez

thirded

there are different parts of names that don't belong together. without knowing a lot of american names, these seem to make sense on paper

>Merkin Muffley

wish I was called Dwigt Rortugal

Bobson Dugnutt and its not even close

>Bobson Dugnutt
guffawed loudly

none of them have mohammed though

>karl dandleton

Karl Dandleton sounds like he could have been a legit baseball playing man in the early 1900's

>tfw you know equanimeous st brown personally

his dad's last name is just brown, but he changed his kid's last name to st brown because he wanted to give it more flavor. the dad's one of those parents that plans their kid's future way in advance, this was all to get him recruited by a good college program

the dad is crazy but they are actually a really nice family, i cant remember if equanimeous has an older or younger brother that also plays football, because they are both like 5-8 years younger than me

Asians amaze me, more so Chinks, their grasp of English is a lot better than my grasp of Chinese, but they're faced with a literal 50/50, an unironic coin flip, but still manage to get it wrong 100% of the time. What I'm talking about is how they confuse 'L' and 'R'

>"You want yerrow lice?"

It's like some bizarre Asian dyslexia. Very, very strange people.

>chad president
That a name or a meme?

How many of these people are Native American?

pretty sure they are all 100% african american

Didn't realize Trump played for Tulsa.

For me, its Bobson Dugnutt

My old japanese teacher explained it as them not havin an "l" or "r" sound in japanese. Instead they haave one in the middle. So when they try to say an "r" it just sounds like an "l" because it close to it and youre expecting an "r" and youre brain gets confused or something

>bonzalez

Is Dugnutt Elite?

>The virgin Hasan Defense
>The Chad Chad President

...

Fawth for based Bobson

GREG GIBSON, THE HOMEPLATE UMPIRE

REKT

>quarterback
what a fucking meme

>kobe buffalomeat

For me, it's Todd Bonzalez

Dugnutt is literally ar gi, Rortufags eternally BTFO

Im a fan of Sleve McDichael and Todd Bonzalez.

One sounds like you're calling him a dick and the other sounds like a knock-off mexican.


I swear i read "Rey McSniff"

I would unironically purchase a Sleve McDichael jersey

Was Glenallen "The Mixer" Mixon the true GOAT?

>Brapp McSniff

I miss Indy Basquet, Tshmanga Biakkabatuka and Fenis Dembo.

>Scott Dork

Kevin Nogilny definitely sounds like some scrappy 2nd basemen .260 hitter on the Twins

ummm isn't making fun of Native American names problematic???

>ctrl+f rey mcsriff
>0 results

Yes

>Dwigt Rortugal

Yes.

The guy who made the names had a bad handwriting. His B must look like his G.

>Rortugal

He has a cousin in England who plays football named Chad Prime-Minister

Sleve McDichael