TFW my religious conservative girlfriend is aware ofbthr BBC meme

>TFW my religious conservative girlfriend is aware ofbthr BBC meme


W...T...F...THIS IS COMING FROM A WOMAN WHO HATES PORN

I asked her if length in penis, ass, and boob size is genetic or environmental.... she said "maybe genetic, I know everything is bigger with black woman......and black guys too, heh."

I kind of gave her a look and she was like "what? It's true"

This is coming from a woman who hates porn, by the way.

I fucking hate my society. She better fucking believe that intelligence is hereditary too, then. I'm going to bring that up for sure, mentioning the East, West, and then black guys on that one kek.

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If she believes in evolution, tell her the truth about niggers and how they are unevolved beasts.

>every conservative girl had at least one niggercock before she met you

>haha at least she knows im smart :)
Are you retarded?

>US flags
>full blown cuck thread
every fucking time

She doesn't believe in evolution. Or at least that we're apart if the animal kingdom of which we evolved from lol

EVERY woman knows about BBC. You don't need porn for it. MSM does just fine.

Everyone is aware of that meme. Memes are memes whether they're true or not. Everything is not bigger with black women except the number on a scale, they have smaller hips and(I think) boobs for their size. They're also shorter.

>Implying this isn't a facade
>Implying she's not fucking Tyrone and Tyrese behind your back
>Implying you're not a cuck for dating a religious conservative

Wew lad

The definitely seem to have bigger/rounder asses though. Googlong it brings up valid research behind it.

Then tell her that IQ is genetic, and that blacks haven't learned much the past few thousand years so those dumb nigger's ancestors aren't much smarter than their ancestors back then. If she denies this, then ask her why blacks in Africa are still eating their own shit. Another good example is the abbos, I swear to God if they went extinct before we found them, we'd consider them the missing link between man and ape.

It's usually Canadians if we are keeping track

Gorillas have bigger muscles and horses have bigger dicks. Doesn't mean women want to fuck them.

>he doesn't have a big dick

Sage this faggot

>She doesn't believe in evolution

m8

it's a common american normie meme. i wouldn't think about it too much.

Sven please... you don't have a girlfriend and no one wants to hear about your cuckposter fantasies.

Shes itching to take a ride on the bbc op.

When you are inside her shes thinking of tyrone

I've known about the BBC meme since high school because the girls I hung out with were obsessed with it and would talk about their experiences. I don't like BBC porn because it reminds me of horse penises and that isn't arousing to me.

Perhaps your gf overheard some friends talking about it. Or maybe she read it online. But what do I know? The only penis I've seen in real life has been the same one for 7 years, so I'm obviously an outlier in my generation.

Its like 6.something inches

She's incredibly educated , but ignorant in that due to christfag reasons. I'll take it though for a long lasting marriage etc. Fuck it

Yeah I know..my friends make BBC jokes too, when they hang around her and shit. It just caught me odd guard I guess, was a little demasculating on my end. She does love my dick though , so I should brush it off

>She's incredibly educated
What's her occupation ?

She's in college going into the medical field

>medical field
>denies evolution

That is even worse!

I have a feeling you are with crazy

The Biebs got some nice tits tho

You'd be surprised at how mainstream it is for christfags to deny evolution

We defend Christianity on here all the time against Islam, but fact is they still deny evolution, still think abortion is terrible, still probably dislike stem cell research etc. I knew it going in, but that's because she's also repulsed at the idea of divorce and all of that.

Literally good luck finding a secular girl that's traditional

I get the idea, but the fact that she mentioned bbc to you seems a little fishy to me.
>but that's because she's also repulsed at the idea of divorce and all of that.
she still can divorce. It's not like christian people can be hypocritical. A whole bunch of coalburners and sluts were raised christian, but decided to rebell against the parents. I don't know anything about your gf, but she seems to have hints of a red flag

>thinking abortion on white people is bad

Op, she is trying to tell you that she wants a threeway with a black guy. Can't blame her.

And ANOTHER white woman claimed by the almighty BBC.

How can white men even compete?

>but fact is they still deny evolution

Little to no self respecting and non retarded Christians deny evolution.

> still think abortion is terrible, still probably dislike stem cell research etc.

Nothing wrong about these two.

Hmmmmm

>thinking Stacey gets anywhere near as many abortions as Shanuq'a does

Do you will leave her now or at least have a serious talk?

I'm Europe, not in America...

Remember that there were rampant Europe Vs America meme pics all over Sup Forums for a reason, before our common disdain for Muslims and SJWs etc

Well she's perfect outside of a few things. Amazing cook, amazing athlete, amazing academic, amazing musician, amazing with my friends and family - she wants a large family too. She's only happy when I'm happy, very throwback attitude in a relationship while simultaneously being a Renaissance Woman in terms of being talented and smart.

I tried showing her YouTube videos on evolution and she doesn't buy it. American Christians are no different than Muslims in that respect by and large.

I just find it funny and move on though, our kids will certainly accept it

I am American though.

LITTLE to no SELF RESPECTING AND NON RETARDED Christians deny evolution even in the US.
Not saying there isn't a fair share of em out there but really, they are not to be taken serious

I don't know what you're trying to say, but it sounds like you're cucked.

Do you have a sister by chance? Holy shit you're one desirable outlier.

I'd say most women are dumb and naive, and it is best just to ignore it because any women worth her while who went anywhere near that shit wouldn't be so pleasant around that joke.

But
>Maybe genetic, I know everything is bigger with black woman......and black guys too, heh.
You might want to look into that, shit test her. If she's as traditional as she says she'll get angry at you for being pathetic and thinking such a thing. If she's saying it for the sake of it and gets angry at you for speaking the truth that's probably a sign to get up and ago.

Christian scientists believe in micro evolution. Show her the study on e.coli I believe changing from e.coli to an entirely different species of bacteria.

I do, but she's the complete opposite of me. She had a lot of boyfriends in high school and is getting close to having 10 tattoos/piercings. I didn't like that lifestyle so I used her choices as examples of what not to do.

She's also engaged but I'm hoping marriage doesn't come through.

Show her evidence that BBC is just a myth spreaded by porn. If she still believes it, dump her. Tell her that she can go find her black boyfriend if she thinks it's true. You probably think i'm paranoid but if you marry her one day she might wonder "hmm my husband isn't really satisfying me anymore. Instead talking with him about it i'm going to cheat on him once with some BBC, actually it's not gonna be cheating if it's just for experiment tee hee."

first, the bbc meme has been around for more than 20 years

second, evolution is a fucking joke

and third, you're a fucking retard

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If she's giggling about BBC, she's probably using her religiosity to cuck you. Sorry, bro.