Young Han Solo: A Star Wars Story

Thoughts?

Horrible casting.

AT-ATS AT-ATS
AT-ATS AT-ATS

And just like Rogue one it will make a billion dollars. Disney is literally set for life.

This

Impossible to recast Lando, high class blacks like him don't exist anymore, they were all gone after the 80s.

That negro in the back is supposed to be Lando? Fuck me that's a worse casting choice than the dude that's supposed to play a yound Ford.

>Lead is a white male
Ddddrrrroooooppppped

Lando looks hung over.

It looks like they found their Lando in a parking lot.

Oh man, I can't wait to see more of stuff that we almost definitely needed to see in Star Wars.

I really hope we get to see the Kessel run in glorious, breathtaking 3D graphics, that's going to be so kewl. Oh boy oh boy. I also really hope we get to see how Han meets Chewie. Because, you know, we definitely need to see that.

You know, I sure am glad Disney bought Star Wars, so they can keep dragging its old, musty corpse out to dance for us every year. GOD I LOVE STORMTROOPERS SO MUCH, AND AT-ATS, AND X-WINGS, AND LIGHTSABERS. THEY'RE ALL THINGS I REMEMBER

>AT-ATS, AND X-WINGS
Wouldn't a Han prequel be set during the prequel era? Surely they're not going to do another one of those "5 minutes before IV starts" flicks?

Who's the Twi'lek?

But, if no X-Wing or AT-AT, how I know it Star War? Star War need X-Wing and AT-AT and lightsaber. They best part of Star War, because I remember them.

>mfw it ends with Han Solo entering the Cantina

Am I the only one who has no problem with Han? He was great in Hail Caesar!.

>high class blacks like him don't exist anymore
Sadly true and also, Danny Glover is one of my favorite blacks.

It is sad to see no one as good as the actors were in the 80s and 90s

Instead we are stuck with meme Chris Pratt and seeing RDJ slowly JUST his career

>h-heh I can parrot RLM do I fit in yet :^)?

Completely unnecessary. We've seen enough of Han Solo.

Should have been something new.

>implying RLM won't love this movie considering they loved TFA but hated true art like Rogue One

>sabacc cards

So it will be about him winning the Falcon. Problem is that him meeting Chewie, getting the Falcon from Lando, owing shit to Jabba, and then winding up in Mos Eisley spans like what, a decade?

1. He isn't Harrison Ford
2. He doesn't look like Harrison Ford
3. There's absolutely no reason for a Han Solo origin story

Childish Gambino as Lando is just as bad not to mention Dragon Lady from GOT

Han would have been like 10 in the prequel era...

Not even racist this is 100% true. Even the classiest black people in Hollywood today feel the need to align themselves with ignorance and racism of the left.

>Han's background as an Imperial Pilot-in-training will be scrubbed
>All we'll have left is a sassy Corellian rogue who happens to be an innately skilled pilot

i want star wars to leave

I liked Alden Ehrenreich in Hail, Caesar!

>Go north. Find the Dunedain. There’s a young ranger amongst them. You should meet him. His father Arathorn was a good friend. His son might grow to be a great one. He is known in the wild as Strider. His true name... you must discover for yourself. Legolas! Your mother loved you.

AT-STs

MILLENNIUM FALCON

JABBA THE HUTT

BOBBA FETT

CHEWBACCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

When they told us there would be side story movies, I was hoping it would mean brand new characters and brand new stories set in the SW universe.

Instead we are basically getting new Prequels about characters that don't need them.

This is the exact opposite of what I wanted.

Did they pick an ugly actor on purpose?

It sucks but this is what investors want. The production companies see these endless amounts of side stories featuring familiar things because they are less risky. They know that these bland, boring, and unnecessary movies will still bring in money so they will continue to make them.

>shameless nostalgia-grab even worse than Rogue One
>continued trend of not creating new white male characters other than villains. "our" movie is just a bunch of old shit
>actor looks and sounds nothing like Harrison Ford so he'll probably be written like a Trek-reboot character to constantly remind the audience who he is
>guy who looks like a middle schooler as Lando just because he's trendy
>Emilia Clarke

I expect nothing but literally everything about Han Solo being explained.
The Kessel Run, how he met Chewie, The debts he owns to Jabba, Greedo, How he got the falcon from Lando, How Lando became the leader of Cloud City, etc.
He will probably say "I have a bad feeling about this" again

Maybe they want to get it all out of the way now? Aren't they going to be producing these things forever?

Thank you to the mid-30 to mid-40 year olds who wanted this shit. The prequels didn't ruin Star Wars, you guys did.

I want muh Millienum Falcon

I want muh X-Wings and Tie-Fighters

I want muh Hanz Solo

I want muh childhoodz back!

you realize thats a fake poster right?

I know this is going to happen.

Han Solo is a bitch

Why not do the Jedi Civil War or something like that. Would be so much better than this shite.

han solo is actually the worst ot character

Because to Lucasfilm and Disney, Star Wars only exists within 60 years.

nobody cares about your EU, vidya nonsensical bullshit stories. They served their purpose for the games, and thats the end of it.
Not saying Disney would shy from stealing some neat ideas from there tho, thats a given..
dont expect more, ever.

will wait for stream/10

I don't mind if it's not the same story but I just want something in that kinda time period preferably based around a war in an era where the Jedi and Sith were both in full force.

I wonder if han will be an asshole, as he was in IV and V or if his personality will be watered down generic, agreeable fun times man, like all the main characters in tfa.

>nobody cares

Nobody cared about Star Wars until it came out. People will get tired of the same old shit, we need some new material.

Agreed, Carl Weathers in Rocky was so well spoken and a great character in the movies he was in. What the fuck happened now all black actors speak like they're from the hood even the rich ones. Danny Glover was good also.

Are they going to include Han's gf from the books
>meet aliens that induce orgasm in humans
>they say you get more orgasms if you join the cult
>spend years mining spices (drugs)
>Solo frees you
>join the Rebels
>take suicide pill because reasons
>years later Han will remember muh ded gf and save Luke Skywalker

>Even the puppets look ashamed to be in this film

this

>ywn hang out with Danny Glover's Lethal Weapon family at Christmas time
What happened to good black families?

That's called talking white, user. That's not allowed if you want to be a respected black person today.

Honestly, Don Glover looks pretty Landoish

That one black dude from House MD wasn't bad.

If you like Danny Glover why don't you like his son Don?

Getreadyfor the scoundrel's life to be made into a PG family flick.

Unless they go gritty as fuck and make a Star Wars R movie, this is gonna suck. I'd pay to see a Hutt gangster movie.

Sometimes I see threads that don't interest me. I have this cool trick where I scroll past them

kanker

>high class blacks like him don't exist anymore, they were all gone after the 80s

white people eliminated them through economic racism and thug propaganda. never underestimate the maliciousness and insecurity of whites.

>Rogue One introduces a whole bunch of new characters
>People bitch and complain
>Next spin off movie reboots the only OT characters who weren't introduced in the PR
>People bitch and complain

whaddya mean? Jabbas badass cousin Fubbo, in a suit, hat and a tommy gun, sliming towards his next victim : a space gas station?

Is this a shoop? Because that Lando looks like a random hood rat

the lead looks like such a douchebag

I can't watch this

>Rogue One introduces a whole bunch of new characters
And killed them all
I haven't seen a story gut its cast like that since Nibelungenlied

>People will get tired of the same old shit
>In a thread talking about a franchise that's going to release 6 billion dollar films between 2015 and 2020 based on the success of a movie from the 1970s

He was Australian

The poster looks like a fan made thing

Exactly. Then they can discuss tipping at that 50s diner in coruscant

They picked the wrong OT guy to focus on. They need to do Vader in his prime before James Earl Jones croaks.

mandatory guest appearance by Dexter Jettster
its beautiful, user
p o t t e r y

>Be original Star Wars
>Feature jazz bars
>Feature alien saxophones
>Feature literal human beings who speak English

>Be Star Wars prequel
>Feature 1950s dinner
>Autists complain

>Lando HAS to be in it cas OT
>Chewy HAS to be in it cas OT
>Greedo HAS to be in it cas OT
>Jabba HAS to be in it cas OT
>Les Stormweenies HAVE to be in it cas OT
>Jango Fett HAS to be in it cas OT

Ugh. Jesus Christ. And I assume the rest of the colorful (read: boring) characters on the poster are "new". I wonder what their exciting stories and personalities will be...

Simpleton.

>that lando
That's a fan poster, isn't it?

>There's absolutely no reason for a Han Solo origin story
This.

Why do we need to see how Han Solo got to Episode IV? What does it add? He was a supporting character, and a good one at that. But this film will have:
>Han meeting Chewie
>Han winning the Falcon
>The Kessel Run, because yeah let's see that...
>Han pulling fast ones over Jabba the Hutt
>Han being 'cool'
>The Empire stuff, so lots of storm troopers, space ships, etc
>Darth Vader, believe it. You can't have Star Wars unless it mentions or shows Darth Vader (OT has Vade, prequels are all about Vader, TFA shows his helmet, RO has a fanboy scene showing Vader wreaking the Rebel's shit)
>Some contrived setting up of Han's eventual appearance in the OT and the wider story.

The problem with Star Wars is that it gets crushed under its own mythology. Every film from here on in is an extended, pointless callback to the OT for profit.

>>Rogue One introduces a whole bunch of new characters
>>People bitch and complain
RO introduced too many flat characters in a stupid plot and then killed them off. Bet you can't even remember their names.

I will agree with the complaining part. Essentially people just want the OT with new aesthetics. They don't want new stories, because in reality Star Wars finished in 1983. There is nothing left to say. The EU and cartoons are fine for die-hard fanboys, but really the story is over.

The prequels were panned for technical reasons, story-telling, dialogue, etc but really the biggest problem was that they were unnecessary. It doesn't matter why the Empire came into being, it doesn't matter what Anakin Skywalker was like before becoming Darth Vader; it adds nothing to the Star Wars story itself.

Everything after Return of the Jedi is pointless. Star Wars is a small, constrained setting. The prequels and TFA are essentially fanfiction put to film. Writers can't pivot away from the mythos and structure of the OT because then 'its not star wars'. That right there should tell you that the story is finished and people just want to see the OT rebooted every decade until they are dead.

>RO introduced too many flat characters in a stupid plot and then killed them off. Bet you can't even remember their names.
Pretty much. Rogue one feels like they intentionally tied up all loose ends.