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>VALYRIAN
>STEEL
>ARMOUR
edition

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Sure is fortunate he found one his size.

What is the comfiest castle in Westeros, /got/?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Casterly Rock

>found

>I kill complex characters because it feels good
>I emasculate men and fulfill tumblr's revenge fantasies because it feels good
>I ruin plotlines from the book because it feels good
>I lie about ruining plotlines, because it feels good to trick plebians into thinking the show is a masterpiece

>tfw D&D are bringing the long night for book readers

Azor Jaime!

Winterfell, pre war of the 5 kings

>hot springs beneath the grounds naturally heat the castle walls

Comfy af

don't let the thread die, lads

Who's that in high tier?

>This is Ser D. B. Weiss, he's retarded too.

Shows garbage and no more books are ever coming out.

DELETE THIS THAT'S NOT REALISTIC
REMOVE EYEPATCH
REMOVE ARMOR
REMOVE SWORD
REMOVE BEARD
HE LOOKS LIKE MUH SILLY PIRATES NOT REALISTIC
REMOVE IT REMOVE EVERYTHING
DABID DABID

GOT's earliest projected possible premier date is mid-July. All the set pictures and leaks have come and gone. No book. How do you expect this general to continue?

I will never understand their blandifying of Euron yet they insist on making Arthur Dayne a dual wielding Jedi

Tywin Lannister

CoTF i think

>Euron's personalized sigil is not on the sail
9.5/10

onece again, thread is dead

why

because of branfags

fuck branfags the scum of the earth

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I consistently see this little faggot 17 year old posting his shit opinions on leddit, the other day he was asking whether Jon or Brienne would win in a fight and now his little fedora tipping faggot has convinced himself he should waste his own time making a post about the Sun Tzu wikipedia quote page combined with his favourite boy commander from his favourite TV show.

it's the third time i've seen him and enough is ENOUGH

Stop going on r/asoiaf then or reddit all together, it helps.

>whining about lebbit threads on /got/
really makes you think

First for Stevron Frey

How's no one suggesting Highgarden?

For some reason, I read that as Stephen Fry.

You forget about the breastplate stretcher institution

ugly fucking goblin

wouldn't fuck her even if d&d told me I would have complete control over the show. no prize is worth this. none.

>From some reason

Because you're a spergie

Would you have a threesome with Sophie and Maisie if that meant making the show better?


No.

>valyrian steel armour
Well that's retarded.

Are you implying he had it made?

post yfw Euron dies drowning because of his Valyrian steel armor.

>mfw

>Elder God tier
>Tywin


Tywin fought for nothing more than his family's image. Robb on the other hand literally for to save the lives of half his family.

It's dying. Day after day, I am always here to see /got/ dying slowly. Such a sad feeling.

Writing wise it doesn't make sense to specify that it's very light just to fucking drown a character in it.

Before season 4 I honestly though that D&D shit gold and GoT will not get TV show cancer.

Well, they're jews. Of course everyone's first assumption would be that they're competent at whatever the fuck they do.

I want devout Margaery to be my wife.

i think she's rather attractive actually

I don't understand why they did this. The guy playing Euron has a fucking slanted eye. It's perfect for an eyepatch. Nothing Euron does in the books is hard to film. A faceless man kills Balon, Euron shows up the next day, claims he's king. Aeron calls a Kingsmoot; Then you have Victarion, Asha, and Euron have their pitches. Even throw in Gilbert Farwind if you want for laughs instead of another fucking 'eunuchs don't have dicks' aside with Tyrion. Euron has a big ass horn with cgi runes on it. The guy who blows it later exhales smoke and dies. None of this is remotely hard.

If the showrunners really wanted to mix shit up with their plot, they could have the faceless man who kills Balon have Theon's face for intrigue with Theon returning to the Iron Isles in the show. It would give Euron a reason to want to kill Theon and Asha for protecting him that isn't completely random.

Euron in the book acts cordially with Asha and Victarion. His solution to Asha being a nuisance is an arranged marriage to an 80 year old man, then she runs and hides in Deepwood Moat. She runs away like a coward and just hangs out with her fuckbuddy Qarl until Stannis storms the castle and captures her and her entourage.

something something lyanna something

COTF are not villains you fucking idiot

...

something something speckhart something

something ozge something

faggots something blue eyes ching chong

whats with the obsession with lyanna here? overrated cunt

King's Landing scenes will be shit without her.

>mfw she was considered but was too old for the part

What went right?

She looks like Maisie and Dany and thats what really matters

Ashara Dayne: Anna Speckhart
Lyanna Stark: that Turkish girl some autistfag keeps posting.

Sansa?

Fucking British genes.

God bless her for getting her jugs out in some obscure Spanish flick.

source

why is she wall-eyed

Use Google.

Sauce you fucken cunt

nevermind its a blacked film

Because they're dumbies.

>What is the comfiest castle in Westeros, /got/?

Summerhall before it burned down was Versailles-tier comfy.

So why isn't there more Valyrian Steel armor out there in the world? I figure that stuff was fairly common considering a proper Valyrian wouldn't want to fuckin' die from a freak arrow while burning some Rhoynar.

>Dabid
>Having an iota of creativity or plot cohesion after Tywin's death

Is this a jojo reference?!?!?

No, it's not! I just have a lot of anime reaction images!

Guys, guys.

What if the Children of the Forest weren't pushing Dragonglass into the heart of that Andal, but the oily black stone that crops up from time to time in the freakier places of Planetos?

All hail Queen Margaery

R/dreadfort is that-a-way, man

So are Dragonglass Candles supposed to shed light like an LED, or is the light somehow magical?

Because the way they describe it makes it seem otherwordly, until I remember they're living in an age where the average candle gave a sickly yellow hue to things.

I don't even remember glass candles from the books desu

How exactly is valyrian steel better then regular steel for armor? You can make it lighter, that's true, but even full plate armor made of hardened steel was relatively lightweight and flexible.
The armor won't melt and fuck you up if a dragon firebreathes on you? Well ok but you'd still burn the places the armor doesn't cover (eyes/face) and you'll wish you'd die when you lie inin bed in total blackness gurgling on puss till the infection kills you.
No ordinary weapon can cut through the armor? Other then highly specialized weapons like crowsbeak and warhammers most weapons can't do shit against ordinary armor and you always have to have gaps in the joints of the armor no matter how magical it is and im surten a warhammer to the chest liquify your organs whatever armor you're wearing.
Unless it floats or something I call bullshit

Archmaester Marwyn has one lit when he meets with Samwell Tarly, the candle gives off no odor, no smoke and apparently no heat, but the light it sheds makes colors crisper than anything they've ever seen before.

>How exactly is valyrian steel better then regular steel for armor? You can make it lighter, that's true, but even full plate armor made of hardened steel was relatively lightweight and flexible.

It's lighter, more flexible, and guaranteed to protect you against everything but the strongest blow from Bobby B's warhammer.

Why is that important?

It's not? I just wanted to bring up a neat little detail about the world and any real-world analogues that might exist.

The difference in weight is a considerable advantage you doofus.

>Other then highly specialized weapons like crowsbeak and warhammers most weapons can't do shit against ordinary armor
Not really. A proper longsword could easily penetrate a breast plate, which would be impossible to do with valyrian steel.

>lighter
True
>more flexible
How?
>guaranteed to protect you
People never aimed for the metal bits of the armor bc it never ever works. Valyrian steel armor must still have unprotected joints and shit.
>warhammer
Anyone with a warhammer could probably one hit kill you anyway if they hit your head. A strong guy will burst both your kidney and your liver with one hit no matter what you're wearing

>A proper longsword could easily penetrate a breast plate
What is hardened steel? Also what do you mean proper sword? Lightsaber?

Weapon autism arguments are my second favorite thing about this general right behind dragon vs wyvern fights

Would any character from ASOIAF defeat Aragorn from Lord of the Rings?

Meme me a meme, lads.

Only now, after all these years, do I finally realize that she was truly the best girl...

Hey George

Does anybody know if she ever did a porno without hairy, disgusting turkish men?

>Does anybody know if she ever did a porno without hairy, disgusting turkish men?


Well, no, because she is actually in all of them.

How many dicks have been inside that mout on camera?

Anything more than one is just uncomfortable.

The Eyrie, of course.

It's already full of autists though.

There's always room for a little more autism.

>Anything in high medieval era
>as comfy as Versailles

DELET THIS

Are we supposed to care that this guy had a shitty childhood? On a related note how sorry do you feel for gregor clegane? He's just evil because of his headaches guys!

I really like that art.

blame d&d

Friendly reminder that Syrio Forel survived and is currently disguised as Meryn Trant.

She has better tits than the real Natalie Dormer

It must be hot and humid as all fuck, hardly comfy

friendly reminder that you're retarded and syrio forel was hired specifically to spot a faceless man. he's the bravosi opposite to the faceless and was hired to spot through the most advanced faceless man who're capable of shifting face without masks.

also you're a fag

dumb list, motive isn't what qualifies a villain. Johan may be the best villain ever made and he's just pure evil