Post em
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>be in Slytherin
>a fucking rabbit patronus
Post em
pottermore.com
>be in Slytherin
>a fucking rabbit patronus
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>Have to log in to do a buzzfeed sorting hat quiz
nah
I got Slytherin, and I got a salmon patronus
>A FUCKING SALMON
It's fun, animations and shit as you go through the forest
Slytherin, and Seal
>Ilvermorny
fuck is this gay shit
Do you need to give a real email or can you just write [email protected]?
You need to verify before taking any quizzes
>Dragon wand
wait a minute that wand.........
>Everyone gets dragonheart, phoenix feather, unicorn cock as their wand core
Wizards really are some mean fucks, huh?
And aren't these animals supposed to be ultra rare.
Millenial normies? On my Sup Forums?
Millennial is relative.
For instance, I can call you a retarded millennial for misspelling millennial.
So many harry potter threads... underage manchildren have arrived
Don't you have an anti-Trump rally to attend?
Pottermore? If only it were Potterless - less of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
memes
>salmon shitter
time for din din
>everybody on Sup Forums is in slytherin
What did they mean by this?
>Pukwudgie
>Wampus
Wew... americans really have the mentality of toddlers.
Well, it makes sense, considering Draco was /ourgirl/
>picked hunt in the beginning
>still got fucking pukwudgie
only little fuccbois and girls want to be healers ffs
>be coward
>get Gryffindor
ok
>West Highland Terrier patronus
I'm actually okay with this.
We have the same houses... and you have a longer wand than me...
D-don't bully me mr. bear.
>eagle
does not match me at all
>Hufflepuff
I'm clearly a Ravenclaw
>Thunderbird
concerned with the soul? yeah ok
>Ebony, Unicorn, 11", hard
>not Elder.
sadfrog.png
unicorn cores die of melancholia, guess mine is fucked.
>pretty sure I should be a wandlet.
inflexability is the most accurate part.
look up salmon in Irish mythology.
How did I get huffepuff? And my patronus is a snake?
>Ebony, Unicorn, 11", hard
Special snowflake coming though
nigger fingers?
My patronus is a shrew and my house is Slytherin, nice.
>dragonfly
everyone at slythering would bully the fuck out of you
is your wand at least big?
I am ok with this
Beech wood with a Unicorn hair core 12" and Unbending flexibility
>grass snake patronus
>slytherin
Seriously?
>Something is trying to emerge from your wand - Keep going!
Hmmm.
Hufflepuff, Pukwudgie, 11" wand, patronus is a shark.
You guys are fucking nerds.
>tfw tiny wand
Gotta go fast!
I think my patronus is memes.
>all these small weak animal fuccbois with chode wands joining my house
HISSSSSSSSSSS
...
Apparently I have an affinity for birds
too bad you didn't get a phoenix feather wand to top it off
Hufflepuff is just the sound of a muffled sneeze. At least both of the ones you mentioned are from native american folklore
Your intro was pretty good this time, bravo
Ah, but what is a dragon but a proto-bird, the egg that came before the chicken so to speak.
A fucking rodent
Gryffindor normies don't bother posting just gtfo
kys Hufflenigger
Ravenclaw bros ww@
xdd
tfw Hermione would barely acknowledge your presence
>Hufflenigger
I fucking love Sup Forums
all these NIGGERS with dragon strings
rare pheonix bros ww@
Patrician coming through
no point in being in based slytherin if you don't have a great core that works well with dark arts
Not happy with a fucking 'stoat'. Housesare cool I guess, and the wand is awesome.
Just kill me.
user your patronus is one of the most vicious and deadly little critters in existence, known for ripping out the throats of other small animals and taking over their nests, using their hides to decorate the walls.
Stoats are badass.
>ravenclaw
>BLACKED wand
kys, my man
Here we goooo
who'd be my, the dank wizard's, buddy in slytherin just based on this?
I'd really be into dark arts and potions and just want to be a stronk wizard
rate me fagets
what the fuck is a stoat
Damn. That makes me feel a little better. Still looks gay tho. If I have a guardian I want a viscious beast like a dragon or a magpie.
>Pottermore? If only it were Potterless - less of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.
Cheeky.
was this you?
source?
A shark patronus
>wandlets
When will they learn?
If you're under 12in consider killing you'reselves
>big black cock america
neurons
firing
all cylinders
it's like a weasel
>tfw no friends just like in real life
I'll kill you all eventually anyway as the next dark lord. Filthy muggles.
would i be made fun of
The american version of dirk gentleys holistic detective agency
>tfw the 5'11.5" of wands
Fucking fuck Pudcuckgie
>Stallion
>Hufflebro
Bitches would be all up on my wand
pretty good right?
Is it really difficult to pick Slytherin?
The questions about
>pick a box
>Box made of shitty toilet paper
>Box with the word faggot written on it
>Box made of dildos
>Solid Silver box inscribed with the word "power" on it
Silver box please
>LOOOOOOOL EDGELORD
my dude
>It's not always so small I swear.
>Slytherin
>Mole Patronus
>Pukwudgie
>Larch Wood Unicorn Hair
I thought I picked all the non-Slytherin answers, the fuck
You are getting better at this, I applaud you
Slytherin/Ravenclaw merger when?
I have no idea whether this is good.
is HP worst house?
i'm a normie?
I'm glad he made hufflepuff cool. my friends have finally stopped making fun of me. now they call me 'beastmaster'
best wand so far
white mare
huffle puff
wampus
wand
I'm fairly disappointed that the wand quiz only gives you a wand with the three main ingredients from the main series.
Where's the Horned Serpent horn? Thestral hair? Thunderbird feather? Basilisk horn?
...
>wandlet
>patrician
beep beep 14" coming through
Wolf is pretty neat I guess
thestral hair was used only once, for the elder wand, because its too fuckin unstable
neato gang
guess im a true normie
>mfw hippogriff patronus
>all these pleb tier patronus'