>psychiatrist suggests I spend more time outside of my room
>decide to play guitar in a remote part of campus just so I can say I was outside
>it's about midnight and I'm singing some old blues and folk songs when suddenly a horde of asians congregate near me, cigarettes in hand (I guess I took their spot)
>they keep looking at me but whatever I'll just ignore them
>drunk groups pass every once in a while making remarks and hollering random things
>one group stops, stands in front of me, and listens for a bit
>they're obviously drunk and smell like weed
>I stop playing and say 'what's up guys'
>they mumble something or other like 'not much' and start to leave
>a qt girl gives me her number before she leaves
>I text her and she wants to hang out
>'bring your guitar lol'
>I arrive at the address she gave me, open the door, and the apartment is packed full of hipster numales
>qt is nowhere to be seen
>someone asks to borrow my guitar and suddenly I'm talking with the most pretentious cunts on earth
>whaaat? you don't like Death Grips? whaaaat? you don't know of Kanye's secret album? whaaat? Oh the fifth harmonic minor? that's my favorite harmonic minor, you do pactice audiation don't you??
>everyone is smelly, drunk, and stoned
>finally find qt and she's on some black guy's lap with two betas orbiting her
>find my guitar with a broken string and the tuning knob broken off
>'wasn't me bro'
>leave
moral of the story, society is sick in the head and its best to just do your own thing.
My experience with college musicians
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>Go to basement show in college town
>Everyone is smoking American Spirits and drinking PBR
>The singer for one of the bands jumps up on a table outside
>Screams "BLACK POWER"
>He's white
>Everyone cheers and claps
>They're white
yeah college kids are hilarious OP all they wanted to talk about was communism and smoke their american spirits.
at least i found a chill gay dude who liked the VU and we jammed a few times after that.
post pic of guitar, faggot
A respectable guitar. Made in Japan or Korea?
>you do pactice audiation don't you??
I literally do practice audiation but I've only told my girlfriend, my best friend, and now everyone itt
Indonesia
It's not great but it gets the job done
2/10
That's the most important part!
I know it's extremely unlikely that I actually left my room, but it really happened.
this is my guitar, ignore the troll
Why the stickers and what brand?
>he doesn't have anime stickers on his guitar
its a squier
'Course it is a Squier
>im a shy man
>meet this cute chick on campus
>she's quirky like me
>she also plays an ocarina like in Zelda
>she can play a bunch of Zelda music on her ocarina
>go out on dates with her a bunch of times
>after three months, we finally have sex
>long story short: she doesn't wipe her ass
>we break up after that
>long story short
what's the long story
tell me more
what kinds of things do people do on dates?
get to know each other
No I mean what kinds of activities. Do you guys just walk around and eat at restaurants or what?
I haven't been on a date for quite a while. But it used to be anything that is a good way to have a conversation.
>>you don't know of Kanye's secret album? whaaat?
I don't know of this either. Someone want to inform me?
you expected to have the greatest time ever the first minute you left your house, and of course it didnt happen. you then went to Sup Forums and posted a likely exaggerated story to seek validation from other shut ins who will confirm your current bias, corroborated by maybe a couple hours of ever being an actual person who talks to people
also the vibe of "im playing the guitar out in public" is almost always going to be vain attention seeking behavior so you -- of course -- attracted vain, attention seeking people to yourself
you better thank your therapist because eventually they're going to make you see how ridiculous your framing of this entire situation is. until then, you can now give me my (you) and call me a faggot
@78706053
faggot
Maybe Yeezus was supposed to be a secret, Would explain a lot desu.
> @78706053
>being this much of a newfag yet decides to call others a faggot.
he knows this lad he was joking
calm yourself
You forgot the part where you say
>suddenly I woke up and realized I was on Sup Forums the whole time
>>she also plays an ocarina like in Zelda
I knew someone like that in high school.
He's currently a post-op tranny, hope that anal was toasty m8.
Just buy a fucking Mexican Fender you poor asswipe
Daily reminder that “ironic” cuckposting still poisons your soul.
Did you get that robot sticker from those japanese rice paper wrapped candies?
This is why I stay in my room and play guitar. Mostly because I run electric with a shitload of pedals but also because I don't want to deal with pricks like that. I'll make the pilgrimage to the open mic night but that's it. I don't trust others around my gear
>In University
>play bass
>about to go out one night
>flatmate asks me if he can borrow my 5 string
>"sure man, just don't fuck with it"
>no worries, I just need to lay down the bass track on my song
>come back a few hours later
>the B string has been removed completely
>the E has been detuned to C
>The A and G have been swapped around
>The D has been replaced with the D string from a electric guitar
What the fuck was he doing?
He was avant-garde
>Be in University
>don't interact with other humans for the entirety of my 4 year degree
what gives?
sounds about right. i was a music major for all 4 years and never hung out with other music majors mostly because i hated their styles of playing and talking about jazz chords for hours on end. the non-music major musicians were mostly chiller but there's always that clique of know it all cunts that basically troll anyone they dont know until they leave the party. they almost never start fights but they will make cunty underhanded comments all night until either you snap or one of you just leaves.
>talking about jazz
>""""""""""""""""""""music"""""""""""""""""" major
You are doing it wrong
University is where you are supposed to make the connections that last for the rest of your life.
Shying away from socialization just leaves you with an expensive piece of paper with your name on it and nothing else.
not sure what you're implying other than making fun of me for wasting money on a music degree, already heard it a million times in a million different ways.
Sounds like you went to a shit school. My collegiate music career was great.
>my roommate bets me and my friends that he could fart All Star by Smash Mouth
>We fed him some beans
>he farted All Star by Smash Mouth
>somehow he was able to change the tones of his farts to make it more convincing
>he ended the song with a shart Grande finale
>we all gave him $10 each
>You're a mad lad, Charlie
Wrong, I teach English in Japan now and I'm 100% better off than all of my jobless friends despite all the engineering networking parties they went to. Believe in your dreams weebs, they really can come true.
sad life desu
Unironically, my main misgiving about going to college for music isn't whether it's a wise investment, it's having to be around the absolute dregs of human society that are college musicians.
Wrong again. During the winter enkai my drunk principle made me sing karaoke with him and tried to get me to marry the school nurse before dozing off. Friday is my half-day and in an hour I'm going to grab some sushi at the shop near my house.
>in the middle of doing a take home test in my dorm
>suddenly, I was getting mad hornies
>I accidently left all my vibrators at Chad's dorm
>Chad's dorm is a long walk from my dorm
>I need to orgasm quick, in order to concentrate on my homework
>I use my roommate's flute
>hopefully, she doesn't notice
>Pretending your life is an anime
>lying to impress losers on a niche indie-rap forum
OH NO
NOT ME
Damn, how's that? Do you teach at a school or do you go to people's houses to teach? Are you fluent in Japanese? I've been thinking about teaching in Japan or even trying to work there once I graduate.
>she doesn't wipe her ass
I got placed at a junior high school through the JET Programme
There are thousands of English teachers in Japan, and they pretty much all have similar experiences. It's not that improbable that I'm telling the truth.
Does no one punch those cunts?
I NEVER LOST CONTROL
>audiation
this is literally the first time I've encountered the word, and I feel like it's an incredibly complimentary way of describing how one has songs pop in their head obsessively and at times without their own conscious attempt to do so, as autistic as it sounds I've had it happen to me practically my whole life as far as I can remember
sorry about your guitar man, most normies aren't like that i can't fuckin believe their smarmy asses could get away with asking you about practicing "audiation" and not literally explode of pretentiousness
>sees a cute girl walking on campus
>she's wearing a Joy Division Unknown Pleasures t-shirt
>I also like Joy Division
>I go up, and talk to her about Joy Division
>turns out that the Joy Division song that she knows is This Charming Man
>What a fucking poser ass bitch
>English teacher in Japan
seems like bottom of the barrel type shit. how's the pay?
not anymore
if this story was real i’d be curious to hear his track
well yeah, it wasnt a music conservatory, just a lib arts college. but this problem doesn't apply to my college, i dont like most jazz musicians period. i was friends with juliard, oberlin and manhattan school of music students and it was just an archetype that is prevalent everywhere.
nah most are either pussies or dont even care enough to engage with these people and will leave. the ones that start fights just get the cops called on them enough times until they have to stop or get expelled.
>be me
>roommate buys fancy guitar
>he doesn't know the first thing about playing guitar and never practices
>play it when he's not home
delightfully devilish
>in college, I was bassist for a death metal band called Blood Loss
>our lead singer would do crazy shit, like cut himself with glass shards on stage
>one day, lead singer shoves part of a wine glass up his ass on stage
>it breaks
>you know what happens next
whoah tht was cool
>1guy1jar.webm
this looks like the guitar of a nerd I would beat up
My guess is maybe the Eyes Closed fan made album with a bunch of unreleased tracks but idk
>>after three months, we finally have sex
>>long story short: she doesn't wipe her ass
>mexicn fender
>better than classic vibe or vintage modified
baka you gotta on some some shit my dude