BUT NOTHING CAN BREACH IT

BUT NOTHING CAN BREACH IT

>thank god these stupid humans don't know what a portcullis is

>Bane will breach it.
>BRING OUT THE MASKED MAN

>CRASHIN THIS GATE
>WITH NO SURVIVORS

Dubs will breach it.

The newest forced meme on Sup Forums.

Yawn.

Why did he look so worried? If they couldn't breach it wouldn't he get to go home?

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>If they couldn't breach it wouldn't he get to go home?

Yeaaaaaaah, I'm gonna need you to stay on for the whole weekend til you breach that castle..

pure undiluted reddit

He always looked worried and he was suppose to be a Black Uruk, some of the toughest and elite Orc warriors.

What made him so worried?

Grond

Big black cock will breach it.

But that was after they breached the gate.
I'm starting to think he actually felt compassion towards the 'ummiez and didn't wanna be there in the first place. Maybe fishing back in Gorgoroth or having tea with Shagrat in Cirith Ungol.

Jackson truly brought depth to these characters.

I love you

>telling orcs to break down the gate of Minas Tirith
>ignoring that you have a tool specifically made and carted to the battle with the sole duty of breaking down the gate
Did Gothmog forget about Grond, or is he simply a clown?

If they just stroll Grond right in front of the gate, the trolls would get rekt

orcposting is now literally years old

It was at the cleaners, did you even read the books?

so he was his plan all along to have black orcs slaughtered at the gate?

He did it out of logistical reasons.

Throwing a few hundred Orcs to see if the gate is breachable before calling off the entire Siege and making thousands of Orcs make a gap in their formation to pull up a giant battering ram that would require the maintenance of Great beasts and Trolls.
He thought he could save time and resources but as evident of Worried Orc the "The door won't give, it's too strong" so they had to carry out the original plan.

curbstomp yourself

lewd pic for orc eyes only

user I implore you to google the term "siege"

Does anyone find it extremely cute that Sauron named his battering ram after his big daddy Melkor's mace?

>What made him so worried?
Human arrows. He was losing HIS men, perhaps and hence his influence. Also, he could have be shot eventually.
Or maybe, some orc is less reckless concerning orc life unless his own direct interests come in the way.

Sauron was literally senpai noticed me tier regards to Morgoth. The cult he started in numenor was literally aimed at worshiping Morgoth rather than himself.

GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND

>plan b

Was Sauron really a twink in previous ages

Indeed.

His visage was part of what made him so persuasive.

what dragon dildo is this

Did they fugg?

Yes, or at least Tolkien heavily implies that he was on at least a few occasions

We can only guess.

really enjoyed this post

>really enjoyed this post
I know the english sucks I wrote in a hurry. Sorry not my first language

Everything he did, he did it for him.

So romantic.

GIVE ME THE SHINY SHIRT

why didnt they make a sword out of this mail?

can someone post the Sup Forums dubs LOTR vid with the orcs and the nonstop constant belching in the background? ive been trying to find it

>falling for the tumblr meme

Go back to Warcraft you fucking faggots.

You never know.

Is it true that orks reproduce via rape?

>tfw Tolkien is dead

At least he doesn't have to see this shit world we live in now, with orc culture running rampant. I think I rather envy him.

You do know that Tolkien hated allegory?

Then perhaps he shouldn't have used so much of it in his works.

LOOKS LIKE MEMES ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

WE AINT HAD NOTHIN' BUT SINGLES FOR THREE STINKIN DAYZ

Really wish they'd kept it as it is in the books where the Witch King uses his magic to shatter the gate on the third strike of Grond.

Sauron din do nuffin

Indeed, he was just following orders from Melkor.

Is he /ourguy/?

Why are orcs so ugly?

Because they originally were corrupted Elves

>newest

Get out newfriend

>not happy orc

WHY CANT WE HAVE SOME DUBS

Why did Melkor's corruption make them ugly?

Can a beautiful being not also be corrupt?

What about his dubs? He doesn't need them, does he?

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How is getposting still so hilarious? Gets me every time.

wait wasn't he literally doing the opposite of what Melkor wanted? Sauron seems pretty obsessed with creating order and dominion over everyone, while Melkor was just about >muh chaosh

Hi plebbit

>Newest

checkem'i breeki

God that looks 1000x better than the orcs in the Hobbit

Orcposting has been a thing since Sup Forums started newfag

He wanted to create a world under his control so he could give it over to Melkor upon his return.

Check these foul digits into the abyss!

>Almost every single thing in the LoTR series is an allegory
>Tolkien hated allegories
Why?

THEY ARE NOT FOR GETTING.

GROND

Thanks for joining us tonight Pajeet.

Why was he so exciteded? Had he never shot an arrow before?

>tfw no orc gf

>LOOKS LIKE BEETS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

Happy!? Kek, no.

Motherfucker, this place is all angry NEETs, Aspergers and Autisim. If you want happy go find a board full of Down syndrome happy clapping spackers, like Sup Forums

YFW the one ring was actually a cock ring. Meant to enhance girth and endurance of its original owner.

>angry NEETs, Aspergers and Autisim
so autistic screeching orc

I didn't see a single asian in LOTR.

Elves are all asians.

Wasn't the Mouth of Sauron in that deleted scene originally supposed to be played by an androgynous Kate Winslet? So, if that what he originally looked like, he was a qt.

>inb4 Winslet Sauron lewd

What about (you)'s? They don't need those. Oooh they look tasty

Mouth of Sauron is just a corrupted human. But, who knows? Maybe Sauron could reform their body in his (past) image or something.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He looks fat and acne ridden too, so yeah, he's perfect.

>Friends with C.S. "Lion Jesus" Lewis
>Hated Allegory
Tolkien really was too good for this world

WE HAVEN'T HAD DUBS IN THREE STINKING DAYS

I'm making you objectively wrong by creating a new forced meme right now:

YABBA DABBA

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>YOURE SOLDIERS OF GONDOR! NO MATTER WHAT WILL COME TO THIS THREAD YOU WILL STAND YOUR GROUND!

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Amazing how almost every orc in LOTR has a memorable design, while in the Hobbit they're just generic CGI creations.

I couldn't tell due to the Vaseline filter all over the camera

This famalami

Sauron wasn't gay you projecting fags.

He acknowledged the guy more powerful than him was boss. That's it.