Boston Dynamic new robot

Take a good look are your new ((((masters))))

Just attach a submachine gun and you'll have a great killer weapon.

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source on pic op?

0:49 to 1:00 is a pretty neat dance

Just give that 5th arm a Fleshlight and we are good to go

There a little tool called reverse image search on the top left corner m8

WEW LAD

> tfw that thing could release a chainsaw and chop your dick off

It's cute. Don't worry OP they won't fully militarize these until they're immune to small arms fire.

As soon as advanced AI is created we'll be the ones getting fucked

this is why the machines will win

>you will live to see the day where people can own sex robots

thank you kek

>mfw in the future rape bots will be used to terrorize populations during war

>Martina Hingis
I got you ma lad, and don't you dare saying you aren't my best friend ever

Boston Dynamics has come a long way since 2011

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Race war won't matter when the robots take over. People are ironically prepared for a zombie war, but a robot war is the true realistic enemy.

Honestly not looking forward to it.

Video very much related.

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Martina HNNNNNNNNGis

It's gotten worse than you think.

Imagine all the stuff they aren't showing us

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I fucking love boston dynamics

Do you also like Darpa?

who gives a shit when a $15 rpg can blow it up.

check out this anti-drone gun designed to target "smart weapons" by frying their internal units.

I swear to god, yuka kuramochi has the best ass in japan right now

Yup, lats time I checked rpgs cost 15 dollars, yup.

Also I'm sure that emp gun is easily obtainable

not exactly quiet tho is it

that looks cobbled together with a nerf gun a yagi antenna desu

THICC

True, that's their biggest flaw

This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

>by frying their internal units
Ummm that's just a jammer

Watta tard

MUH

We need printable tech to counter these things quick

Wat?

They are weak to banana peels, it's ok pham

You would have a valid argument if we could print RPGs at home for $15

>oy voy the goym do not fear our metal beasts.
>they will learn though.

k i'm out fuck you armchair tactician noobs.

BUNDA

>new master
>posts a phat ass
pretty sure thats the old master

Don't even need a sub-machine gun. With that level of stability a primarily semi-automatic pistol would be sufficient.

Immunity to small-arms fire is simple, just put armor on it. The only thing standing between us and robo-armageddon is the lack of a suitable power supply, unless you're willing to deploy them with lengthy power cords like Eva units.

>It's cute. Don't worry OP they won't fully militarize these until they're immune to small arms fire.
It looks like this new robots wasn't designed for military contracts, which is why they made it so small and fragile. (Boston Dynamic has ended military contract with DARPA, who didn't think the robots would be useful and didn't want to pay for them.) So the older models probably CAN resist small arms fire, while this new dog sacrifice durability for lower weight and greater agility.

kek

slavs or chinamen with rifles are still cheaper than one of these robots.

its cute, i would buy one if i chould.

What's this one's name again? I have some videos saved but they're on a different computer.

If only there were footage without the leotard.

Why? That sounds really indecent.

can i have my with an flashlight instead a gun?

Don't worry about me, Sven; your plate is full.

>new robot
Fuck are you talking about?
This piece of shit has been out since the Iraq war started
All they did is add some new programming and an arm
Robotics is going to be shit for the next 25 years
Then they will be worth looking into
Either way they'll be wiped out in the cybernetic holocaust

Better for machines to inherit this planet than the niggers

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Didn't even watch the video, nice ass. You forgot the first rule of OP

But seriously those robots won't b e useful for anything other than transport of supplies for a while, anyone could trip it with a wire or a rope or throw a net over it or something. Or just sneak up behind and push it over.

>those fucking bananas

How long till I can fuck it?

That's why a small slick of oil in the road would stop one of these. It wouldn't be able to push itself upright with its head if the head can't get any traction. Or just one molotov and the circuitry is fried.

THICC

bamp

>implying the technology is complete

>stating the same hazards a human soldier could get stopped by

that's pretty fucking scary

Does anyone else dream of getting to sniff an woman's gorgeous ass? Seriously, it's basically the first thing I think about whenever I see an attractive girl with a great ass. I just want to lick that asshole!

>Shiro poster

That bitch is THICK

>le god of le gaps argument justifies my religious belief in science fiction.

You go, my lad!

Ho Ho, Wew lad!

Where's the fiction aspect exactly? The technology is right there, only its in an early stage of development.

Do you think the machines will wage war on niggers as soon as they can think on their own?

The fiction is thinking that it will develop in the same way as it did in science fiction. This is because science fiction always assumes the best case scenario for technology. It assumes that "neat" and "interesting" will always trump "practical" and "affordable".

You might as well be crooning about the End of Days because "The trends are right there! it's just an early stage!"

Your entire argument is that science fiction was prophecy. Come on, man.

Shirato Saki - JEW-001

A wepin to surps medal gear

Lay off the peace pipe, chum. You're inferring a whole heaping lot from my statement simply stating that the technology is in a primitive stage of development.

>Your entire argument is that science fiction was prophecy. Come on, man.
Are you under the influence you piece of shit? What the fuck is this.

So why not put a gun on them and control them like you do drones to send them into the middle east eh?

I want to impregnate women like this and have half-japanese kids. HOLY FARKKKKKKKKK.

Did anyone else kek when it fell on the bananas?

>You're inferring a whole heaping lot from my statement simply stating that the technology is in a primitive stage of development.

Considering the fact that you do not possess any sort of "future knowledge" or an almanac of technology from the year 3000, you have absolutely nothing to base that statement on. For all any of us knows, we're at the bottom of the barrel technologically and there's nowhere left to go.

But since you made that declarative statement without evidence, i can deduce a lot from your stance on the matter.

Your argument is "Well, the world doesn't look like flash gordon yet, i guess we are primitive!"

Are you fucking kidding me? I'd expect that sort of shit logic from my country, but not yours.

>Just attach a submachine gun and
They could probably scale it up and give it a damned tank cannon.

Not with legs. Treads, yeah.

>((((masters))))
Yeah, okay pal

You can see it lock up. It was programmed to do that for lel redded lels.

>I'd expect that sort of shit logic from my country, but not yours.

He said while arguing with a swede about robots.

If the legs could give without snapping they'd be fine. Just spread the force over a wide range of motion. Hell you could attach flywheels at the joints and use the recoil to generate electricity.

Could someone web, 00:49-01:00?

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Yeah, but it bet if it hit a snag it would spastically flail around equilibrium must be a nightmare to program.

ROBOT BABES WHEN?!?!

It's the terrain i'd worry about. If it had equivalent tank armor and armament, it'd sink into any ground. The legs would need weeks of maintenance per hour of battlefield use. I doubt there's any material strong enough to last more than a few deployments.

It's just a bad idea. Elephants weigh 3 tons. Abrams tanks weigh 73.

There's several videos of the things being tripped and kicked and they stay upright.

I stand corrected, How does it calibrate such things?

Balance? The same way as a wii remote knows which way it's pointed. That and some really complicated algorithms that understand it's weight and mass and how to stop itself from falling.

Bumping

An even a few molotovs can disable a fucking tank, especially if you dissolve strips of tire in the kerosene. All the smoke gets sucked into the engine intakes, and with a robot like this would melt circuitry or gum up the joints enough from the stickiness to render it immobile.

Like I said in the here and now these things would be useful for transporting things, maybe hauling away injured soldiers, but definitely not combat. It would just be drone tanks, if anything, not something like this.

Nah, it likely does that to protect the parts. I remember that crazy fucker from Myth busters ordered a spider robot that had motion about as sophisticated as this, but the parts that actually move the limbs (I think he referred to them as servos? I'd have to find the video again) are very fragile and will strip, if something is pushing against them at the wrong angle while they're running.

Due to thermodynamic limits, walking machines will never be better than wheeled or tracked machines.

These things are intended to replace human soldiers...

No. See: It has a roll cage and weighs less than 100lbs. It's not going to break from a fall if it flails.

No, they're not.

As far as I under stand it, drone tanks would not work either because of the input delay and how second by second tank combat is. Maybe pseudo AI tanks one day?

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I know. That's what the robo-apocalyptic types are saying, not what I am.

How soon until the US government has this thing with a 50cal on it enforcing tyranny?

I'm not talking about actual damage from the impact. I'm thinking "something pressing against a leg from the side while it's trying to move, causing a gear to slip somwhere."