>Be American
>wear shoes to bed
Be American
Jace Rogers
Robert Campbell
>Be Singaporean
>Can't chew gum
You will never know the joy of pic related
Jacob Carter
>be singaporean
>get arrested for littering
Oliver Rogers
do americans really do this?
Tyler Clark
>Be American
>Microwave your shoes in the fridge
Jeremiah Cruz
The only person I've ever known who did this was a legitimately schizophrenic Romanian
Jose Walker
yea, strange culture
Jackson Richardson
What if there's a fire and you need to run out of your house?
Austin Campbell
>Why are Americans so shit at chess?
>because they already lost 2 towers.
Jason Reyes
>be American
>wear shoes in the shower
Ethan Miller
Well you got to wash your shoes somehow.
Nathaniel Williams
>Wearing stinky shoes
Nicholas Bailey
>be American
>rides freedom scooter into Walmart
>slips on wet floor
>crashes and explodes
Jaxson Rodriguez
That's when you sue the store for 30 million
Charles Cook
>Repeating the same joke from a previous thread
Leo Anderson
>Be Singaporean
>Have a peanut dick
Nolan Nelson
>be american
>fridge is full of shoes
>no food
>dies
Jacob Mitchell
>be American
>invites guests for dinner
>tells guests to keep their shoes on
Hudson Cooper
>home of the brave
>brave enough to get shot
Christian Hall
>Be American
>Be fat
>Take 10 waddles down the road
>Get shot up by Tyrone
>He takes your wallet
>Roll to the hospital using your own grease to more or less glide there
>Have to pay 120k because Trump care best care
>Motorized wheelchair home (Another $2k)
>Watch news on how current generation of peaceful protestors and college students have another "Peaceful" protest about education, and basic economics.
>Take a swig of your "Heavy Cream Wet Dream™" transfat drink
>Feel your heart stop beating because it's covered in fat
>Cry a single cholesterol tear as you whisper
"God Bless America"
Oliver Rogers
>be American
>wear shoes to bed
>catch bus to school
>get bullet in head
Christopher Smith
YOU'RE GIVING ME A STROKE
AHHHHHHHH