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Mortal Kombat edition

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he was the best off us

RIP Rich

Was he natty?

fat man was a normie

bit nervous about being able to keep up with my course 2bh

enthusiasm for joining a political party is dropping again.

can't choose between it being the only meaningful thing a runt like me could do with my life if i play my cards right (and probably the only source of employment too.), and the fact that it means constantly policing myself so that no cunt from the sun can find out what strange things i've been buying on ebay or what gay bars i've wound up in by trusting strangers.

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How safe is Australia?

2000 YEARS AGO
A MANBEAST WAS BORN
ON A DISTANT PLANET

skin cancer is very dangerous

what uni

The NHS should cull some old people.

göteborg

going out
Are you coming here?

Depends, what do you think of beer and meat pies?

dangerous and down right stupid

chalmers?

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Will you stay in our lovers story?

wtf there are two Swedes?

If you stay, you won't be sorry.

nah im talking to myself x

am not aspie enough

Holy shit I thought the rip piana posts were joking fucking hell

>tfw no american mum

>get a sausage
>put some bread around it
>i-its not a sausage sandwich, it's a sausage sizzler
>look at our unique Australian invention

He seems fit and able.

>one slice of bread
>sandwich
state

It's happening, lads

Come to Whitby and try this shit I'll slash their fucking throats.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-41020363

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won't happen

>>>/reddit/

just LOVE when sniffer dogs single me out when I dont have drugs and dont take drugs but because i've been around people taking drugs

bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-41045560
fucking based

Oh fucking hell. He "discovered it" for the civilised world, for Britain etc, why do these people need to lose their minds over semantics.

Make me

>carb addiction

is this actually a real thing?

I would do stuff to Sarah Palin
I really would

This fucking mental bastard

Post some nice bums

blistering

eating a succulent Chinese meal alone in the restaurant lads

*places you under arrest*
*grabs your penis*

Post pic x

like indecent things

what a load of rubbish.
America is taking the entire Western world into itself at a frightening rate.

did you succumb to it?

THIS IS BBC ONE

youtu.be/UVEU6n2eKtg?t=11m45s

my asshole is positively blown out lads
don't know how much longer i can take this "shitting my guts out constantly" meme

screaming and pissing

phwoar give us a sitrip

wish OP posted the mortal kombat theme tune.

seems rude not to

here we are then

youtube.com/watch?v=tibx2MfBjKA

Go see a doctor.

just started watching beaut and the beast no spoilers please

crispy chilli beef?
good lad

call this a meal?

unpopular opinion: the world isn't flat

Haven't watched this particular one yet but there is one video with swinging chains and another with a weird voice going off in the distance

Really spooky videos. I love this channel

youtube.com/watch?v=V2BxQ21GcrQ
corbyn is doomed
this lad is going to put an end to the fighting soon.

'no'

youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ7jJx9PJk

The walrus was Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!!

concave innit

i probably should but i feel like they're just going to say that it'll pass on it's own, which i already fucking know

i am sad piano is dead. he seemed like a lot of fun.

from the same album

after 2 weeks of

youtube.com/watch?v=EP_kVaENf6Q

love are duran

alri tubby

don't trust the Chinese who make my meals so I try and assert an air of strength when ordering so they will respect me and know if they mess with me there'll be trouble

why is everyone so SHIT at nutrition these days

>this video is not available
wanksockets.

not buying the chicken and chips after that comment

VIRUS

im sleepy
but im s'posed to meet friends at a bar in 1 hour

what would they do to an omega cuck who tried to order from them?

youtube.com/watch?v=DjcCQsRCHUs

good too

but it's not THE mortal combat tune is it? It's not even of the good characters. Sort your shit out mate.

im not trying to be nutritious im simply trying to not eat

yeah, was meant to go be a normalfag tonight but cant really be arsed x

also im out of beer so its gonna be a shit weekend

also not available
google are cunts

imagine replying to a yank

haha unreal

for what purpose?
if you say to lose weight then you just proved me right

I hate wake up early, simple as

going to go out and get drunk lads
hope a fat drunk girl talks to me x

ugly girls expect 6/10 men+ online dating
5/10 girls expect 7/10+
every girl 6/10+ expects men 8/10+

is this about accurate? seems that grindr is actually a good app because it isn't ruined by women. straight apps aren't much fun for 6-7/10 women either because there isn't enough of the men they will go for (8/10)to go around

Honestly scared of the dark.

Don't know how people go and venture into dark unlit places at night
Had to walk through a forest at night once and began running because of all the noises and movements

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have you tried not being bent and/or actually being attractive?

once women get to 25 mate they settle for anything from 4 to 10

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>nietzche

what in the FUCK did you order

ewww

cant believe peope like subway desu it's shit

systembolaget

Ayooo
yer hoagie just how ya like it
bada bing bada boom

hw do you pronounce Nietzsche