Heard this joke today at work:

Heard this joke today at work:

What is the difference between an American and a German?

The American is overweight, decadent and heavily in dept while the German is not.

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LOOOOL

Heavily in what department?

Debt is spelled with a 'b', Hans. Nice effort though.

wtf I love germs now

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>German Humour

High quality shitpost brudi

SHART IN MART

Why are Germans so unfunny?

ahh yes

germany

POOJEET

>A wh*Te dares to reply to me without my permission

Disgusting.

He's american though

Indians are white.Stfu poo, the whole world is white.

That's really funny

Not that you are wrong but he's clearly being ironic

>german humor

No, I have pure Nubian ancestry.

Ze pen iz on ze table

>Italian humour

Ja

Sehr hilarious

Joke hast been completed

Proceed to engage in laughter for zee next 5 seconds or less

>No, I have pure Nubian ancestry.
more like Poobian

I'm %100 Polish American Shitalian scum.

What mean heavily in dept?

my ancestors :)

Can you be my gf (bf)?

You got a problem?

No sir! Javoll! ACHTUNG!!!.DER AMERICANER IST EIN VERFLUCKTE HUND!

>it's another german unfunny thread

Hey Anhela, what mean heavily in dept?

That was the entire purpose of the thread.
Now OP can create a new "le screencap meme" pic.

You dont know, it's especial german humor.

I'm not OP

Mamma mia pasta burloni deste buncci mussolini

r*dditors should be rangebanned.

German humor man, it's no laughing matter.

Germans are pretty funny tbqh

So what? You are doiche too and must to know what mean heavily in dept.

It was probably a typo mistake

ha-ha it was funny.
o i can play this game too.
EBALAYTUNG DER JOBLISHE FUR NAHTEN POOZEN CRUTEN FRANKEN COPF! CRANCENHOUSE!

This is now a german "humor" thread

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I just came back from a trip to Germany. I had a lot of fun, but I now understand why people say German and American cultures are incompatible.

Americans drink to get drunk
>Germans don't
Americans use and understand sarcasm
>Germans don't
Germans care about organization and punctuality
>Americans don't
Germans like rules and bureocracy
>Americans don't

It's still a cool place though.

it really sounds funny in German

vocaroo.com/i/s0sBfYLFLXNZ

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What the fuck is wrong with your voice?

please don't mention my voice

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t.

mobile.nytimes.com/aponline/2017/08/13/world/europe/ap-eu-germany-nazi-salute.html

That's a pretty good joke though

i dont understand.
Centrifugal forces move them to the edges?

[bootleg russian]

Lol

I just mentioned it

>Germans care about organization and punctuality
stereotype. they can be very slow.

BASED

I think it's a meme post

>Germans care about organization and punctuality
50/50
>Germans like rules and bureocracy
bullshit, bureaucracy is after the wheather the second topic people here complain about

>americans

some like rammstaine.

DELET THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

what is mean? and i'm not russian.

Prove him wrong

That's great, that's probably the first time you'v e heard that joke...today.

It's really sad to know that foreigners take this stereotype so serious that they literally refuse to laugh about my jokes or think I'm serious when using irony.
Funny thing is when I meet foreigners I now always say I'm from Switzerland or something and all of a sudden my jokes are funny.

I think Americans have a similar problem where people just pretend that they are wrong and stupid even though they are right.

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I never met a sane American though

ha, in ukraine and russia like said: Not that country was called Honduras.

Nothing wrong with these two, pretty funny desu

as if yuropeans are any saner


the whiter your complexion the more fucked up in the head you are.

Here is an example

>I make a false statement
>some random dude corrects me

>American makes wrong statement
>entire board replies with ebin golden face pics and "American education xdD"

delet

unironically a good one
I've got one too:

A russian, a german and a american walk into a bar

the bartender asks:"What can I bring you guys"

The russian orders a vodka shot

the german orders a beer

the american says:"I am a dumb fat american son of a whore brainwashed kike puppet bitch i love BBC and watching my wife getting fucked by black cock."

the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shots the american in the face

Jesus, all this straight hate.
Lets meme this, in the right way.

>a Russian, a German and a American went into a bar.
>the Russian ask for a vodka
>the German ask for a beer
>the American ask for a gallon of coca cola© and 3 McDonald®
>the Russian get served and squat in his corner
>the German comply because the beer is not Czech, but drinks any way.
>The American did not understand why they don't serve McDonald in a bar. End up just clapping for 5 minutes for the 3 bottles of coca cola, and only tip 50% of the bill.

See? no need to be violent.

Joke needs to be 3 lines shorter

Damn....

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the rowdiness and simplicity of that stupid joke IS the punchline
sorry m8, but your version is just a bunch of stupid memes.

At less is not simple butthurt.

but these are good though