How would Sup Forums react if they were to hear their son or daughter finally tell them "dad, im gay"

How would Sup Forums react if they were to hear their son or daughter finally tell them "dad, im gay"

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i wouldnt give a fuck because im not a fucking fedoralord

I don't think I'd care that much.

"Alright cool, don't be a moron about it"

I'd fuck him straight, of course. If it were my daughter though I'd just let her be.

if my daughter came home with a girlfriend, id ask them if theyd like me to order pizza or will they be eating out

only think I would care about is the HIV/AIDS status, as long he isn't a germ bearing degenerate it is fine with me

I wouldn't care as long they weren't a faggot about it.

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What do you do with a crippled horse?

We already know Tomoko fancies Yuu-chan

I'd be more worried about my daughter cause lesbians statistically have more violent relationships.

I would vote Hillary Clinton.

"No you're not."

Alright just remember there is a difference between being gay and being a faggot.

>if son
support him as long as he doesn't turn into a flaming libtard faggot
>if daughter
have a good laugh and tell her lesbians do not really exist

I don't have kids and never plan to, so I'd probably just say "Who the fuck are you kid?"

Lesbians do exist though. What source to you have for lesbians not existing?

it's either a phase they go through in college or in the rare case that a woman is too ugly to get dick she resorts to fucking women exclusively

At least you're not a tranny X-sexual

Would have more sons so my family name would carry on, would cut the gay son out of my will for being a selfish special snowflake degenerate.

>implying that isn't teen girl experimentation
She's totally straight remember the boy dating sim and vibrator scene

>Prove it

I'm not asking for your shitty anti LGBT propaganda, I'm asking for REAL sources with evidence and statistical data if possible to cite your claim.

You're on Sup Forums. Facts, logic, and citations are not welcome.

kek could you be more mad at a fucking label?

As long as he's a homosexual gentleman who is responsable and healthy and not a flamboyant faggot lib

This is a board for discussion of politics, politics involve social issues. Social issues involve civil debates, and what do you need in a debate to come out as successful? Facts, logic, and citations. Prove me wrong.

How am I mad at a label?

Son. I want you to know that I'll always be there to support you, but if you turn out be one of those degenerate gays that 'always' might change. Also, please find a way to give me grandkids.

I'd probably still love my child, but I'd be very disappointed. I want to be a grandfather eventually. I don't need some mental illness to throw a wrench in the cogs, so to speak.

This. As long as you aren't a complete filthy degenerate, use protection and maintain self respect. e.g. Avoiding pride parades like the plague.

lesbian detected

I'm a straight male though lol. I know some people, and even have a friend in the LGBT community.

Look Miss, if you like ploughing your face in to vagina that's fine. Don't pretend there aren't lesbians that watch excessive amounts of straight porn or use strap ons.

That don't watch* Fuck!

"You're a big guy."

>dad, i'm a polyamorous gender fluid non binary
How would Sup Forums react?

Hide all his clothes while he's in the shower and lay out a cute dress on his bed ready for when he comes out.

wow one friend you must be an expert

>LGBT community
There is no community.

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I wouldn't say anything because I don't really give a shit about your sexuality.

>Son
I still expect you to get married to a woman and raise kids. I don't need you wasting high iq white genes because you want to be an open degenerate. Have a relationship on the side of the wife if that's what it takes, but you ain't getting a dime from me if you don't do marry and have your own flesh and blood.
>Daughter
Do what you will, you cannot carry the family name.

I wouldn't care if my son was gay but if my daughter was gay I'd feel like a failure. If either was trans I'd probably kill them, no memeing.

let me see your femenine penis, son

>unironically believing Milo

I mean he's not a leftist but he is consistently wrong about most things.

>caring about name
just tell him to donate a shit ton of sperm

Shave your body, put on some panties, daddy's going into that boi-pucci tonight.

I would ask this

>are you planning to became a sexual degenerate like the ones you see at gay prides, or are you going to search for a steady partner looking to build a relationship like my gay neighbours who have been together for 20 years?

"Duh."

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"ok, I've been fucking your boyfriend desu"

Tell them to Install Gentoo. Then 720 moonwalk away.

Really depends on the age. If he is less than 6, to the madrasa you go and suspect he was molested.
From 6 to 15, he might be just attention seeking, wouldn't pay much attention.
After that, I would have a serious conversation.

I would give them a hug and say it's ok. As long as it's vanilla gay and not full retard bug chaser flaming faggot