Give American visa only after eating pork burger

Give American visa only after eating pork burger.

That's actually a pretty good idea.
Become part of the culture before being part of the country.
And of course it keeps the allahuakbarists out

>no Muslims
>no Jews
>no Indians

I approve.

Bumpfuckistan. Do not let this idea drown.

Don't know what to do with dindus. They don't have any taboo at all.

>implying we dont get drunk and high
>no premartial sex
>shawarma is better desu
>implying i wanna go to that shithole

what if you're a vegan?

Geez, you are right.

Have fun getting ass raped by erdoan or how the fuck that nigger is called. Anyway I would rather have freedumz than your shit shariah

I thought Indians just don't eat cow.

Then they need to climb Mount Everest before coming in.

That's worse.

>not accepting Jesus into your heart
>not performing hail marys and repenting islamic faith while crying and grovelling
>not eating an immigration approved pork double pounder WITH double cheese

Just not suitable to set foot on American soil.

These are my suggestions btw

Nice. Only true westerners and asians will migrate.

Pretty sure America doesn't need any more Chinese.

>not knowing burgers are made of beef and not pork
CITIZENSHIP DENIED!

Even fishburgers?

.commence waterboarding.

...

Implying someone actually needs American visa.

I think this should go for gun sales too

fillet o fish is the chicken tendie of the ocean in patty form

just get them to try some pork flavored vape juice :^)

mustache with no beard. APPROVE
beard with no mustache GTFO!
ten gallon hat. APPROVE
tea cosy on heady GTFO!

>positive
>positive
>eh, no great loss

literacy test

Or hookah on pork

Draw mohamet, eat hotdog, drink pißwaßer.

you have to go back

At leest ama whait. Not liek u jihadi-filled too-late-brexiting labour-worshipper.

That's a good idea but I'm pretty sure muzzies will eat pork for jihad

A reaction test.

"niggerniggerniggerniggernigger"

they laugh holding their sides with tears in there eyes. Approve.

they anger. DENIED.

Genius, man!

pulled pork? aye, lmao I haven't had that in awhile.

body language. do they lick their fingers afterwards and burp and ask for more.

>Implying someone wants to go to your meme country.

Then you can't come in. It really is a perfect system.

>listening something from brown bambucha muchacha

Sheeeeeeeeit

Solution to the nation's issues right there

Most of the Jews Sup Forums hates won't give a fuck about pork.
t. Jew who eats pork

Then you are a good jew.

whatever you say, cuck

Pork and bacon are really fucking tasty

According to canabalistic tribes of yore. White Human flesh tastes like pork.

I suppose it is possible. They would be the experts.

Bumpie Sanders

THIS, we must do it! No more hasidics either!

>visa comes with complimentary pulled pork sandwich
tempting!

That's a nice one, my khokhol friend.

Sure thing, Yeltsinbro

Green card upon laying 1,000 bricks in the construction of The Wall.