Vaginal secretions

>vaginal secretions
>coffee or tea

Can't add uh
Half and half Coffee

Coffee. At least 2 litres a day, or life aint worth living.

i'm supposed to post "mate" but 2bh i like coffee

What the heck is that thing, an ancient coffee grinder?

>Italy
>Tea
Coffee is for plebs and it literally (As in, it really happens) makes me shit.

tea

It's a yerba mate cub and a yerba mate straw.

>tfw had Lebanese coffee an hour ago
I no longer wish to glass 'em

Yeah, I had Greek coffee this morning, too.

>tfw all i have is crappy French vanilla instant coffee
kill me

>cub
wut?
it's the guampa (horn)
porongo (gourd) pic related is more an argentinian thing

See, I thought it was Turkish

is that how you spaniards smoke weed

>He claims living in a tea country

>His """"country"""" doesn't sell the x500 teabags pack

LMAO

I'm literally brewing coffee at this very second, soooo...

It's an offshoot of Turkish coffee. The method of preparation was virtually identical but the Leb barista also added cardamom before boiling.
10/10 would imbibe again.

>x500

That box clearly says 400. Why must Argentinians exaggerate everything?

>coffee consumption in his country is not over 10kg per capita

Go home tea sissies

>buying little bags with tea dust instead of normal bags with the full leaves

Have fun paying extra for worse tea.

A coffe for a shitty day like this

2-3 cups of 2dl coffee each day (4-6dl coffee), except on weekends, only 1 cup then.

Sometimes.

ice tea and ice coffee is where it's at

this
hot drinks are for desert people

Ice tea is hardly tea.

Yeah... Coffe...

prefer coffee but I drink both almost every day

>hot drinks are for desert people
it's in cold climates like Scandinavia they have hot. In warm climates like Dixie they have ice tea.

>being slaves to coffee
lmao, enjoy your caffeine addiction and fucked up heartrate, I will laugh when you die at 62 with a cup of cleansing steamy green tea in my hand

>and it literally (As in, it really happens) makes me shit.

is this supposed to be a bad thing?

you should try not being a faggot and join your brethren

that's because our espresso is like 1/5 of a standard nordic coffee

90% of the time coffee but when i dont want caffeine or as much ill go with tea. I drink both black.

Drinking coffee doesn't fuck up your heart rate. People who drink it have a lower rate of cardiovascular diseases.

When it causes you a fulminant diarrhea, yeah, i think so.

Coffee. But proper expresso coffee, not that cup-cleaning water you cunts drink. Coffee is the definite working man's drink.

Tea for relaxation and leisure.

Only Portugal and Italy know how to drink coffee.