I wish my countrymen were less ameriphobic

I wish my countrymen were less ameriphobic.
The burgers are always nice to us and we are one of their favorites according to polls.
But instead most of us mock them and stick to being br*tboos for some reason.
Why? Americans are our friends. Be nice to them pls.

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wait... germans are britboos?

only cuz you so mean to us

They teach us in school that bongs are oh so great, British english etc. This sticks in some peoples heads.
Most people don't realize or know that you hate us.

I hate the french m8

You are not your entire country tho

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the wars were just banter m8

fuck off you effeminate cretin

I don't hate Germans, I don't hate Americans either actually.

True but the aftermath generation is somehow still pretty butthurt about it

Seething

your feelings towards france?

>we hate you. Fuck off kraut nazi
>no m8 I don't hate you

Reeeeeeeee

I would tell you to grow thicker skin, but you are german...

The point is that I never know if you guys like us or not or neutral or mixed.
Whatever way would be great to know the answer.

Eternal Krauts deserve what they got
pic related

fuck off yank

Fuck off bong

funny how white americans are mostly german anyway

Yes.I'm not German though, nor am I an Angl*
>inb4 "you're nonwhite"
No I white, just not of those groups

I'm, not I. Sorry
>burger education

Americans are stupid

i like germans but i do not like americans

Yes good post

Based China will take care of the Americans

Pls be nice

Please don't destroy Europe again

What are you talking about? I didn't destroy anything and I'm not planning to.

Sure you don't, Hans.
Never trust a Kraut

Why are you so mean?
I thought americans are our friends

No we aren't. Go away Hans, Germany is a cancer on the face of the earth

99% chance it's a muh herrtage cunt

Really now, Bong? If I am a MY ANCESTORS meme, then who are my ancestors?

But most Americans are nice. You are lying.

we really are, like REALLY nice

>most Americans are nice
That's pretty much saying that Germany is a nation that deserves to exist, in other words Americans aren't nice.
t. Clapistani

But americans always said that they like us or are at least neutral.

>b-but the internet told me differently!
You are a scourge upon the earth

Not just the internet. Irl too.

>trusting 50% Clapistanis
Sure, Hans. Day of the Allies SOON
Can't wait to partition your "country"

Hm I guess you are just a sad hateful person who projects his own opinion on the entire country.
But even if you are not just lying then I will like you guys anyway.

>waaa you're mean
Also
>I'm so weak I'll like you even if you hate me
Absolutely Kraut-tier pathetic, you make me kek
Kek as in
>kill
>every
>kraut

Jesus christ.
You must have lots of friends

It's also not pathetic to have inner peace

I do, Hans. Shame you can't say the same for your "friends" in Europe

I mean real life friends, not country roleplay friends

Wew lad.
Look Hans, its just bait, no one hates you.
I personally don't like a lot of aspects of Germany, but I don't hate you. Don't be so serious all the time mate

My sister was born in that orange part...in a place called Heidelberg.

The French are great. Probably my favorite eurofags tbqh.

Cool. Was your Dad a GI or something?

I'm just a bit sensitive.

I'm sorry Hans I messed with you too much
Have a good night

Yes he was, it looks like such a beautiful area too.
My Mom learned German in the two years she was there and is still pretty fluent.

Are you around your sister much?

Americans are better than English people. English people are about as ignorant and deluded as American people but in a more malicious way.

Yes, well she lives near me. I am older. She is actually literally kinda rich.

Based potato
Although just because we are better than the eternal Angl* doesn't mean we are good.
Did she go to school in Germany?

we are WAY nicer here, everybody is compared to them really. Are they just as smug IRL?

Thanks ameribro

She went to school in Utah and is now has an executive position with a big multinational company that I Ironically helped her get.

burger/10 bretty good

Brits are a bit nicer irl. Except when they are drunk.

Is that some kind of Stockholm sindrome?

Also a good night/morning to you

Lets be honest. You westerners don't really hate each other. You are like siblings who pretend to 'hate' each other, but in case of real trouble they forget about it.

NATO doesn't count as a true representation of how we feel for each other.

Uh no. I just want to return some love to our American friends. We may had a rough start but in the end we could be good friends.
Stockholm is liking Britain for example

Be nice to Britain or you get the bombs again Fritz

yeah, sure, Angl*

That's not how friendship works, silly