I wish my countrymen were less ameriphobic.
The burgers are always nice to us and we are one of their favorites according to polls.
But instead most of us mock them and stick to being br*tboos for some reason.
Why? Americans are our friends. Be nice to them pls.
I wish my countrymen were less ameriphobic
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wait... germans are britboos?
only cuz you so mean to us
They teach us in school that bongs are oh so great, British english etc. This sticks in some peoples heads.
Most people don't realize or know that you hate us.
I hate the french m8
You are not your entire country tho
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the wars were just banter m8
fuck off you effeminate cretin
I don't hate Germans, I don't hate Americans either actually.
True but the aftermath generation is somehow still pretty butthurt about it
Seething
your feelings towards france?
>we hate you. Fuck off kraut nazi
>no m8 I don't hate you
Reeeeeeeee
I would tell you to grow thicker skin, but you are german...
The point is that I never know if you guys like us or not or neutral or mixed.
Whatever way would be great to know the answer.
Eternal Krauts deserve what they got
pic related
fuck off yank
Fuck off bong
funny how white americans are mostly german anyway
Yes.I'm not German though, nor am I an Angl*
>inb4 "you're nonwhite"
No I white, just not of those groups
I'm, not I. Sorry
>burger education
Americans are stupid
i like germans but i do not like americans
Yes good post
Based China will take care of the Americans
Pls be nice
Please don't destroy Europe again
What are you talking about? I didn't destroy anything and I'm not planning to.
Sure you don't, Hans.
Never trust a Kraut
Why are you so mean?
I thought americans are our friends
No we aren't. Go away Hans, Germany is a cancer on the face of the earth
99% chance it's a muh herrtage cunt
Really now, Bong? If I am a MY ANCESTORS meme, then who are my ancestors?
But most Americans are nice. You are lying.
we really are, like REALLY nice
>most Americans are nice
That's pretty much saying that Germany is a nation that deserves to exist, in other words Americans aren't nice.
t. Clapistani
But americans always said that they like us or are at least neutral.
>b-but the internet told me differently!
You are a scourge upon the earth
Not just the internet. Irl too.
>trusting 50% Clapistanis
Sure, Hans. Day of the Allies SOON
Can't wait to partition your "country"
Hm I guess you are just a sad hateful person who projects his own opinion on the entire country.
But even if you are not just lying then I will like you guys anyway.
>waaa you're mean
Also
>I'm so weak I'll like you even if you hate me
Absolutely Kraut-tier pathetic, you make me kek
Kek as in
>kill
>every
>kraut
Jesus christ.
You must have lots of friends
It's also not pathetic to have inner peace
I do, Hans. Shame you can't say the same for your "friends" in Europe
I mean real life friends, not country roleplay friends
Wew lad.
Look Hans, its just bait, no one hates you.
I personally don't like a lot of aspects of Germany, but I don't hate you. Don't be so serious all the time mate
My sister was born in that orange part...in a place called Heidelberg.
The French are great. Probably my favorite eurofags tbqh.
Cool. Was your Dad a GI or something?
I'm just a bit sensitive.
I'm sorry Hans I messed with you too much
Have a good night
Yes he was, it looks like such a beautiful area too.
My Mom learned German in the two years she was there and is still pretty fluent.
Are you around your sister much?
Americans are better than English people. English people are about as ignorant and deluded as American people but in a more malicious way.
Yes, well she lives near me. I am older. She is actually literally kinda rich.
Based potato
Although just because we are better than the eternal Angl* doesn't mean we are good.
Did she go to school in Germany?
we are WAY nicer here, everybody is compared to them really. Are they just as smug IRL?
Thanks ameribro
She went to school in Utah and is now has an executive position with a big multinational company that I Ironically helped her get.
burger/10 bretty good
Brits are a bit nicer irl. Except when they are drunk.
Is that some kind of Stockholm sindrome?
Also a good night/morning to you
Lets be honest. You westerners don't really hate each other. You are like siblings who pretend to 'hate' each other, but in case of real trouble they forget about it.
NATO doesn't count as a true representation of how we feel for each other.
Uh no. I just want to return some love to our American friends. We may had a rough start but in the end we could be good friends.
Stockholm is liking Britain for example
Be nice to Britain or you get the bombs again Fritz
yeah, sure, Angl*
That's not how friendship works, silly