>"yeah bro I play guitar"
>plays smoke on the water and fucks it up
"yeah bro I play guitar"
Jaxson Howard
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John Scott
I remember when I was in sixth grade this group of kids performed smoke on the water at the talent show except all four of them were playing guitar and just repeating the opening riff for four straight minutes
none of them were singing either
Carson Gutierrez
Nathan Martin
Levi Morris
>"yeah i play guitar"
>cant even play classical gas
fucking posers man
Kevin Price
>go to Guitar Center to buy strings
>wife wants to buy a recorder
>pick up recorder and take to counter
>man say "you should get ukelele. that's what they teach in school now
>my wife says ukelele are fucking stupid
>man say "do you want to join string club? is $20 then you get $5 off on strings each month"
>no
>goodbye
Luke Lewis
DUH DUH DUH
DUH DUH DUHDUH
DUH DUH DUH DUHDUH
Landon Cox
Matthew Allen
I had a similar experience but it was 2 dudes playing "know your enemy" by green day...also no singing
Liam Hernandez
Samuel Clark
i can actually one up this
my 6th grade talent show had a group of kids who played in too deep by sum 41. except they didn't play it. they went on stage, with real instruments, had the real song play on a cd , and they fake. strummed. their. guitars.
i remember being so embarrassed for them that i had to literally turn away
Samuel Gray
>"yeah bro I'm a multi instrumentalist. I play 7 different instruments"
>can play a couple basic melodies/chords on each instrument he "plays" and nothing else
Colton Bell
I don't get this one. You don't have to be a master of each instrument to be a multi-instrumentalist.
Aaron Allen
Playing one instrument well is much more valuable than playing seven poorly.
Henry Hall
Not if you can play Smoke on the Water on all of them.
Lincoln Clark
this sounds hilarious
Charles Brown
kek
Owen Wilson
>"yo bro hand me the guitar, let me play"
>spends 30 minutes tuning it and complaining about the tune
>plays something generic really badly and blames it on the tune
Owen Sanchez
this is unfortunately very relatable
im really not that good at any of the instruments I play but my main focus is on making music, not playing it so i'm okay with myself for this. I really only play instruments so i can just play the parts that i make for muisc i make.
Alexander Thompson
I remember kids at my middle school did this but it was message in a bottle by the police
except i might it was just one kid with a guitar and he sung, but I didn't think he knew the words
Benjamin Russell
Luke Sullivan
She can't call a ukelele stupid when she's literally getting a fucking recorder. Your wife is dumb.
Alexander Davis
patrician af
Kayden Murphy
the recorder isn't for music ;-)
Robert Gonzalez
Basically the same thing as seeing Swans live.
Logan Cooper
Pleb
Ethan Martinez
OH NOOOOOOOO
Alexander Barnes
>ukelele player
Christopher Clark
>sophomore year of high school
>go to party for a freshman girl
>she asks me to get my guitar and amp and play for everyone
>get my shit
>have to set up on an actual stage
>100 people looking at me
>realize this is a fucking terrible idea oh good wtf am I doing
>play "My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit
>don't sing
>turn off the amp and get off stage
>mild applause
>take my shit and go home
Michael Wright
i had two kids at my high school talent show play the chords from smells like teen spirit (one on bass one on guitar) and they kept taking steps forwards then backwards then forwards again and must have gone on for 5+ minutes. No singing, no drums, didn't play anything but the opening part of the song. No solo not even the verse guitar part. The crowd fucking erupted in cheers when they finished. They unironically loved it but i wasn't mad the kids were total dorks at school and it was nice they had their five minutes of acceptance
Jack Turner
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Levi Nguyen
really OP? youtu.be
Bentley Allen
this is kino
Nolan Harris
Why the fuck would you do that, my autism wouldn't allow it
Easton Moore
my sides
Evan Murphy
>mfw someone plays smoke on the water in fifths
Christopher Murphy
sounds like an exaggerated version of me
maybe an intp thing
Dominic Kelly
i kept waiting for them to change it up but nope just their odd crab-like pacing and simple chord changes
Kayden Nelson
>millennial typing
Kys
Samuel Thompson
could be, i'm INTP and play like a billion instruments, most of them quite badly
trying my best to just focus on piano at the moment and already seeing improvement
Blake Baker
Millenial is 81-96. Most people on this board is gen z
Carson Rivera
its easy to pick stuff up on an instrument in no more than an hour. its whether or not you can improvise and compose and what not on it like you can with your first instrument
Thomas Bailey
>intp
Did you guys learn this in school? Serious question because I never heard of this shit until I started coming here.
Samuel Ross
There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years
Aaron Morgan
it's the mayers briggs test, it's an unscientific personality test thats basically modern zodiac signs
David Powell
i learned it on Sup Forums
Kayden Miller
Ok thanks. I didn't know if it was being taught in schools or something.
Xavier Morales
some retard always chimes in with this knee-jerk response
but "INTP" is definitely very descriptive regardless of whether it's scientific or not
Jordan Wright
Latest I've seen is 2000.
Cooper Kelly
you mean reddit spacing? dumb faggot
Matthew Stewart
That band went on to become Time Machine Modulus
Gabriel Nelson
>He plays using only the lower E string
Isaac Long
obviously not since mbti is descriptive whereas zodiac signs are prescriptive
Thomas Morales
hahahahaha put me in the screencap
Owen Green
A recorder is a flute. A ukelele is a miniature 4-string guitar.
Camden Mitchell
Fuck off reddit.
Lincoln Garcia
bump
Austin Sanders
>"hey man check this out"
>takes out cheap-ass bass and lazily churns out the bassline to feel good inc arrhythmically
Ryder Cruz
Lincoln James
Josiah Sanders
Cooper Hall
>"I play violin"
>plays aunt rhody
Cooper Morgan
Can't wait til they make a drone album
Tyler Baker
FUCK this hurts
Brayden Turner
Brayden Ward
everytime
Owen Gutierrez
bill gump
John Allen
Jaxson Brown
>plays wonderwall at a party to impressive girls
Grayson Gonzalez
hueuhuehuh
David Adams
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