Official Argentina Disqualification Celebration/Keking Thread

I come from the future, lets get it started.

Post your reactions here

>messi is the GOAT

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MESSI.
IS.
EXPOSED.

they are playing with ecuador and ecuador got 0 chance to qualify at this point. inc free 3 pts

Hi! I just lol'd

let's pray for an own goal then, only chance we have of getting 3 points

SUFFOCATION

I just wanted to say that the last Peruvian free kick was betterer than the both Messi ones.

No Icardi Dybala or Aguero
KEK
Argentina are the football version of Cricket's Pakistan team.

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>tfw my first jersey is pic related

what went wrong

fucking ref should had let them take the corner

GANANCIATION

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Apologize, fucking argentinian cucks, the guy might be a piece of shit but he is the best player in history.

This is for trusting Memessi

HAHA

Jajajajajjajajajajajajajajaja

Burger here.....I am confused. Is Argentina definitely out? I read somewhere that there would be a 2 legged play against New Zealand?

Can someone spoonfeed me, what needs to happen now for Argentina to actually miss the World Cup? Some other country still needs to win yes?

top kek we only have to beat a Ecuador

and yet argentina lost against the worst team in the group. It wont be easy.

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What are Peru's chances for advancing?

I guess Peru can't win with Columbine and Argentina has to win against Ecuador?

Fuck Russia, fucking commie country
Let's go to Qatar 2022

Ecuador wrecked everyone early in the clasificatorias
They're sad and mad. And you're like the rebound fuck to let that frustration out

They're currently in 6th place, which means that they're out FOR NOW. There's still one match left for evey team. The Argies are tied in points with Perú (5th place and play-off against New Zealand) and one point behind Chile (4th place, direct qualification). Let's see how things go on Tuesday.

no, if argentina doesn't win, a few things could result in them missing out.

chili wins or ties with the HUEs or ecuador wins

What's the relationship between Colombia and Argentina? Is there a chance for Colombia giving a sneaky 0:1 to Peru to keep Arentina out?

If peru wins, they're in

Qualification is still in their hands.

Gold

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argentina is only a point behind colombia because bestguay pulled off some catagena memery

Poor Peru :(

peru can win and has tendency of beign strong, but colombia has a trend of winning by counter in lima.

likewise, ecuador is stornger in quito, but argentina might get lucky (or ecuador might still bedepressed, or might get bought)

yes, however colombia i not win as expecte, so thats out of the table, they have to win, we have to win, may the best go through (or maybe we double suicide!)

We would be able to do that if we hand't fucked up and lost today. Now we have to try to win and indirectly help the argie cunts.

Argentina BTFO

>t.

messi should just quit argentina if this shit happens

>Argetentouta

he quits every four years

mate 10/10

Not really. Quito is hard

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the powers of FIFA won't allow messi not to be at the world cup. there will be massive, shocking refball to ensure he is there to raise everyone's expectations then fail to deliver.

He retired.

am I missing something here
seems to me like they will still get the playoff spot at least and easily beat NZ

>Argentina have not scored any of their last 73 shots in WC Qualifiers (last goal: Messi v Chile)V

holy shit hahahahahhahahahahahah what a shit team lelssi BTFO

This will make people forget 7-1

>Argentina out
>Netherlands out

Who can stop us now?

ES IMPRESIONANTE LA CAPACIDAD QUE ARGENTINA TIENE PARA SER HUMILLADA, E AHORA LO DIGO SEGURAMENTE - LO DEJE MI COMENTÁRIO EN LA RÁDIO BANDEIRANTES, ESO ESTÁ REGISTRADO INTERNACIONALMENTE EN LA HISTÓRIA DE LA RÁDIO: A ARGENTINA HE DADO SU MAXIMA VERGUENZA EN LA HISTORIA, Y NO VÁ A EXISTIR UNA VERGUENZA PEOR QUE ESA! DESCENDER A CONCACAF NO VA SER PEOR QUE SER HUMILLADO, EXECRADO, SER PISOTEADO, TENER LA HISTÓRIA ESCUPIDA POR UM EQUIPO DE LECHE! EL PERU ESE ES UN EQUIPO DE LE-CHE, LITERALMENTE DE LECHE. PERU NO EXISTIA EN EL ESCENÁRIO DEL MUNDO HASTA 2015, ERA UM EQUIPO AMATEUR, UN EQUIPO QUE DISPUTAVA EL TORNEO FEDERAL A, COPA CEVICHE, COPA QUILMES, TROFÉO DEL BARRIO DE LAS FARC! ARGENTINA PERDIÓ PARA UN EQUIPO DE LECHE!

NO, PERDER NO. PERDER SE LO PIERDE DE 1X0. ARGENTINA FUE HU-MI-LLA-DA! ARGENTINA TUVO LA INSTITUCION SELECCION ARGENTINA DE FUTBOL DESTROZADA! LA CONSTITUCION DE ARGENTINA - ESO QUE SE LLAMAN LAS LEYES Y TODO - ESTOY ASI RE CALIENTE HASTA ME OLVIDÉ EL NOMBRE. LA CONSTITUCION DE LA PRESIDÊNCIA DE ARGENTINA FUE ROMPIDA. ARGENTINA TIENE QUE NASCER DE NUEVO COM OTRO NOMBRE. SE ACABO, SE ACABO!

AHÍ VIENE SAMPAOLI COM LA HISTORIA ESA, EL-EL PELOTUDO, EL HIJO DE PUTA ESE, ESE BRUJO COM LA HISTORIA ESA DE "SANTO, PORQUE JESUS". JESUS NO AYUDA SI VOS NO ENTRENAS, SE SU EQUIPO ES UNA MIERDA, NI JESUS LA PUEDE ARREGLAR! JESUS TIENE QUE SE PREOCUPAR CON OTROS PROBLEMAS DEL MUNDO, CON LA PAZ MUNDIAL, NO CON ESA MIERDA QUE ES LA SELECCION DE ARGENTINA. ESE TIPO ESTÁ NOS PUTEANDO!

AHÍ EL HACE CON QUE EL EQUIPO ENTRE CON LAS MANOS DADAS PORQUE, "NO, SI ENTRAN CON LAS MANOS DADAS DEMUENSTRAM UNION, DEMUESTRAN QUE TIENEN FUTBOL". VAYA A LA PUTA QUE LO PARIÓ, JORGE. VAYA A LA MIERDA VOS Y ESO EQUIPO HORRIBLE. VETE A LA MIERDA VOS Y MESSI, DI MARIA, EL HIJO DE PUTA ESE BENEDETTO, MERCADO, ESA VERGUENZA. ESE BOTON SE FUE A LA B CON RIVER! EL EQUIPO TIENE LA PEOR DEFENSA Y ME LLAMA UN JUGADOR DE LA B!!!! QUE VAS A GANAR ASI? MASCHERANO. EL MASCHERANO ES LO MENOS CULPABLE, ES UN VIEJO, NO PUEDES JUGAR EN UN EQUIPO SIN VOLANTES DEFENSIVOS, EL RESTO TODOS TIENEN QUE IR A LA CONCHA DE SUS MADRES!

ACUÑA: 8 PALOS EN UN HIJO DE PUTA, UN BOTÓN, EL FLACO ESTUPIDO ESE. MUERTO DE HAMBRE IDIOTA, TIENE UN JUGADOR A SU LADO Y NO LE PASA LA PELOTA. 8 PALOS EN UN JUGADOR DE RACING! 8 PALOS EN UN JUGADOR DE RACING!!!!! NI REAL MADRID PAGARIA 8 PALOS EN CRISTIANO RONALDO SI ESTUVIERA EN RACING, QUE ES ESO?

EL HIJO DE PUTA MACRI ESE, CON EL PUTO PRESIDENTE DE LA AFA, QUE ANDA CON EL MATE EN SU MESA. LOS DOS TIENEN QUE JODERSE UNO AL OTRO, TIENEN QUE CHUPARSE LA PIJA EN UNA ORGIA ETERNA, TIENEN QUE PETEARSE POR TODA LA VIDA PARA SALIREN DEL FUTBOL! POR EL AMOR DE DIOS, ARGENTINA, PUSISTE EL PARTIDO EN LA BOMBONERA, EN LAS MANOS DE MACRI PARA ROBARNOS. SON PELOTUDOS. VOS SOS LA VERGUENZA DE LA PRESIDENCIA DE ARGENTINA. VOS Y CRISTINA KIRCHNER, SON TODOS ORTIVAS Y LADRONES IGUALES. USTEDES NO PLANEARON NADA, NO ENTIENDEN NI UN CARAJO DE FUTBOL. ARGENTINA SE ACABÓ, HAY QUE CREARSE UN NUEVO PAÍS CON OTRO NOMBRE, ES LA ÚNICA SOLUCIÓN. GRACIAS A TODOS, Y, POR FIN, QUE VAYASE A LA RECONCHA DE SU MADRE, ARGENTINA!

>Argentininininini

CHO CHO CHO
CHOKED

youre own shit team who prides themselves at being gigantes de concaf as if it meant anything

>US flags laughing at Argentina
We need to gas and deport these fucking chicano trash.

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1.- Board the whole team on a plane
2.- Crash it with no survivors
3.- ????
4.- Profit!

Kek.

not going to qualify either