Exactly why the fuck would I be rooting for space ISIS in Luke and his """rebellion"""? Nigga's literally, LITERALLY BY DEFINITION, a terrorist.
Is George Lucas retarded? Didn't he realise his self-insert was a complete shitbag of a punk?
Why would I root for a terrorist?
because it's a movie made for Americans
You're taking contrarianism too far. It's no longer believable.
One day you might need what you call Terrorists. Don't know where you live though.
Don't bug me NSA.
I thought everyone rooted for the empire
>Contrarianism
Baby's first "HERE'S A NEW WORD, SHALL I USE IT CORRECTLY? FUCK NAW". Kys my dude you fucking terrorist.
Oh please, I live in a first world country, the kind of shit Fidel pulled would never fly here.
only cucks did
You sir need a healthy dose of cynicism. I recommend some cyberpunk. It's good for you.
No, cucks rooted for the terrorists, a direct reflection of what's happening today.
Luke a shit.
Fight me, bitch.
Yup, rebels are for anti establishment hippietards.
>lives in a country that is probably the result of some rebellion
>woah! why would I EVER root for rebels?
Literally isn't. Almost every single rebellion in my country got squashed to the point of Holocaust.
>Terrorist talking out of his ass
I'm legit calling the FBI on you, fucking Tunisian ass faggot, I bet you're packing (ILLEGAL!) heat.
Revolutionary War was also tea isis vs. British Empire
No one is stopping you from rooting for the space nazis. go ahead.
>I'm so triggered because someone called me out on my shitty meme
I am.
Watchu gon do bout it?
>Thinks that's what he did
All u did was embarrass urself, kys bro.
>Kys my dude
What was so bad about the Empire? The rebels were the only ones who seemed to have a problem with them.
they blew up planets
>destroy a weapon used to obliterate probably billions of innocents
>terrorism
>Thinks that's the only thing the Empire stood for
Check out this faggot, lads. Look at his ignorant ass and laugh.
>destroy a weapon used to keep law and order throughout a turbulent Galaxy
ftfy
Are you retarded? Can't you understand the simple concept behind good vs evil? The empire=bad, the rebels=good. Even fucking 5 year olds can understand this.
Were people happy under the empire? Were they a gestapo-like regime that treated people like garbage? So far they only time I've seen them be awful people is in the defense of their empire from a group of space sand niggers.
>tfw you realize Palpatine is a metaphor for Donald Trump
>rich, evil racist, sexist white guy
>he's the emperor/president
>he wants to kill all innocent jedi/mexicans
>he's currently at war with a bunch of innocent civilians (rebels/ISIS)
>hated by everyone
>the most evil person to ever exist
Hillary is Luke. She worships Kek/The Force
Trump is Palpatine, he worships Moloch/The Dark Side
really makes you think
It doesn't even matter whether the Empire was overall good or bad for the galaxy, the Death Star was a legitimate military target and so attacking it cannot be classified as terrorism
From my point of view the rebels are ISIS
he engaged a military target in a completely conventional battle.
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It's funny because the prequels predicted the current political climate. We just have to wait to see if Trump issues an executive order that gives him more power. If a new war starts, we will know.
>Why would I root for a terrorist?
The people who fought hitler in the underground were terrorists
Nelson Mandela was a Terrorist
And a few more examples probably, basically everytime theres an establishment it has enemies, and sometimes the establishment sucks therefore their enemies are worth rooting for
ITT: op baits everyone by chimping out about star wars.
why would you be for the space yakuza? (the hutts)