The aircraft was pulling a Ukip banner which got wrapped up in the tail fin of the aircraft when it took off just after...

>The aircraft was pulling a Ukip banner which got wrapped up in the tail fin of the aircraft when it took off just after 8am. The banner carried the slogan “Vote for your country - Vote Ukip”


Holy fuck how did I not know about this

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this happened near me


fucking funny

Is it just me or does Farage look 4 foot tall in this pic

Nigel Farage's car wheels 'were sabotaged in an assassination attempt': Ukip leader lost control of Volvo when wheel fell off on motorway... and police confirm foul play

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382294/Nigel-Farage-s-car-wheels-sabotaged-assassination-attempt-Ukip-leader-lost-control-Volvo-wheel-fell-motorway-police-confirm-foul-play.html

know what's funnier?
Brexit won and you are acting like a baby!

it was an assassination attempt.. hardly funny, kinda scary tbqh

it never ends

this man's escaped death more than once
he's been given to us as a gift, britbongs
vote UKIP

>Holy fuck how did I not know about this

Nige is the chosen one 2bh

Every time I see this, I think of the music video for The Hills

>fucking funny
spotted the leftist. violent and morally bankrupt.

man is damn hero

>Ukip leader lost control of Volvo

> Why do you drive a Volvo if you are so against Europe?

probably because it happened 6 years ago

hahahaha holy fuck

Lmao dam he was so happy then got destroyed by his own banner

Hilarious now. Also glad he survived because he's a top lad.

Hes a big guy

He wasn't done.

How did he survive that? The plane got completely fucked up. He barely even got a scratch too.

>There is an alternate reality where Nige perished in the crash
>He never brought UKIP to the masses, never created the Brexit debate
>Britain is still in the EU in this reality

truly the stuff of nightmares

The plane crash was an assassination attempt?

He is.

By being new on Sup Forums.

saved

How'd he fucking survive that anyways? And walk away??? Guy's a fucking walking cyborg

That's because he landed on his head.

there was one when his wheel came off on his car after he took it for a check up

turns out some muslims dleibratly didnt tighten the bolts enough but nothing chould be done beacuse the mudslime was on a visa and ran away before he could be caught

It's OK because Volvo is now Chinese.

What's especially hilarious to me is that the guy helping him back up seems to be an immigrant :^)

>Crashed by his own banner

The symbolism is astounding

>both he and the pilot survived

Look at that fucking mess, how did they survive?

WITH SOME SURVIVORS

It wasn't his time to go, he had a destiny to fulfill.

>he's a top lad.

That day, gravity made him his bottom, though.

God literally exists and is on our side.

>he had a destiny to fulfill.

Like, say, funding the NHS to the tune of 350 million pounds a week?

KEK comes in many forms.

You fokkin cunt
Made me laugh out loud

youtube.com/watch?v=GbJp8zxduWk

Here is Nige being extremely based and making Merkel and Hollande upset.

I'll pray for them

...

Because you're 12 and it happened 13 years ago?

Achmed, When farage is finished. The NHS will get £500 million a week.

>Look at that fucking mess, how did they survive?

It's a very light plane so not much force is needed to mess it up like that.

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Brilliant

>it seemed like a good idea at the time

>striped socks
madman

Guys I don't really see any jokes to be had.
He's fought for a long ass time and he got hit by a fucking plane what's wrong with you people?

i really hate Sup Forumss onesidedness

why cant we just laugh at everyone

Hand of God

>Holy fuck how did I not know about this

Because you're from reddit.

There have multiple assassination attempts on him.

Lol bullshit
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3392038/STILL-trying-reverse-Nigel-Farage-s-whodunit-thickens-denies-claiming-victim-assassination-attempt.html

He still had work to do familia

If anything Nigels the one offing people.

"The pilot had suffered mental illness following the incident. Mr Farage previously suggested that mental health authorities failed to address his troubles properly. Mr Adams was found dead aged 48 at his home in Eastbourne in 2013. Police said there were no suspicious circumstances."

>His sock stayed in the shoe

Kek.

The man simply cannot die. He is a gift from the gods.

Dude, Farage has been quoted as saying he wants to do away with NHS and privatize health insurance in your country

He also wants to bring back guns

I'd say you guys should try joining America if I didn't want America to BTFO either

The pilot commited suicide shortly after this
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/crash-pilot-who-threatened-ukip-leader-nigel-farage-found-dead-8989517.html

More like he was killed for failing to complete his mission

You again with this shit memeth, don't you stop shitposting to pray.

Somehow I don't find an attempted assassination attempt at someone trying to save western civilization as funny.