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melodeath sucks edition

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First for essential listening

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Basically the same guy, really.

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third for burp metal best metal

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keep this and go to

replace skinnyfat faggot yelling at barley for Ulver's debut or third album

t.

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>Ulver's debut or third album

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The fig eates have awoken

>plays boring three note riff in your path

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It's amazing how his hairline has remained unchanged for almost 40 years

lol

post bands everyones forgot about

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So, uhhhhhh, I don't usually like power metal, but where can I find more like this?

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check heathen, xentrix, onslaught, deathrow

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More like this (first band from the split)?

listening to the new heidevolk and pretty underwhelmed. anyone got some good upbeat trad metal/folk metal stuff that sounds like pic related?

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back to Sup Forums little troll, off you go

This is pretty great

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heard grazhdanskaya oborona yet?

How the fuck it's related. This is not even metal.

idk dude i dont know much russian rac
there was another band but i forgot its name soz

Well Kolovrat have barely any RAC elements these days as you may hear from the link I posted above. I just can't think of any other band sounding similar. And I do not care if it's Russian or anything else.

Thanks bro.

I actually watched Johnny Got His Gun when I was a student. A brilliant movie, a great choice for a rock song and Metallica did good for making One. I'm glad to say I dodged the army and may noone again die for the profits of the fat cats who condemn us in poverty and strife for their banners as if they were our own. We have something far more substantial, far more eternal and unshakeable to bind us together: our logic and common behaviour.

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I only listen to bands that have cool merch

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i fucking love metal

>melodeath sucks

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Adolf z nami!

this is pure soy

same

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Dan Swanö is a metal god. His prog leanings elevate the more melodeath-styled EoS albums above the contemporary melodeath schlock of the 90s.

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big guy with serious pipes hours
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heavy metal and rock and roll is much more beyond discussing "production values"

i totally forgot hellhammer played for them

wdhmbd?

Visiting UK/France end of June start of July. Any shows/festivals worth checking out?

Who actually likes black metal? It's horribly produced, repetetive, and has goblinoid vocals? Blackened-anything might as well read as ruined. The only semi tolerable black metal is Burzum, but that's because he's a memeable guy. Thoughts???

>The only semi tolerable black metal is Burzum, but that's because he's a memeable guy. Thoughts??

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festivals and festival culture is shit, why would you want to go hang out around a bunch of white niggers?

never see until you feel

>It's horribly produced, repetetive, and has goblinoid vocals
>produced by the best masterminds in best european studios
>has serious pipes
>has unique harsh demonic vocals
>features one of the best european orchestras
>interesting compositions
>varied
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That isn't really an argument calling it soy. Usually when this general calls somethinf soy that means it's really good. If the poeple here don't enjoy Burzum, they're just being contrarian or have dicks in their ears. It's objectively the best black metal has to offer

I just want to see some good bands...

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kill yourself you fat pedo fuck

>It's objectively the best black metal has to offer

imagine how shit of a "genre" it is...

If you think Burzum is the best thing black metal has to offer, you probably listened to like 6 or 7 bands, if not less. Can you name drop some of the other ones you liked?

dark throne, mayhem, drudkh, ulver's, mgla, sun bather, the top rated in the "genre"

they're meh

ulver has 1 (one) purely black metal album and is not a metal band

>mgla

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>sunbather

I'm a week late, did you guys enjoy the new between the Buried and me?

Well here you fucking go, everything you named is either atmoshit or baby's first black metal. Please do your homework on a genre before saying retarded things like "Burzum is the best black metal band"

it's meant to repel normies like you

Look at RYM or any website, those are the top rated black metal to ever exist. If the the other music in the genre is worse than THAT then it has to be shit

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helter skelter is the first metal song you cannot refute this

most high rated stuff on rym is "implied greatness" meaning they hear the album is a classic so have to give it a 5/5
i've found black metal is one of the worst with this since DMDS is like 4 or something and it's literally terrible

Shut the door on your way out.

If you let RYM or any other site decide for you what's the best and what's not, i don't even know why are you listening to any music at all.

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/meal/
Sludge rules edition

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>Sludge

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Name a band better than Xanthochroid.

>Shit posting

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what else should I add here?

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why is dying fetus there

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If you don't think this is accurate, then you're probably an idiot or contrarian

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That record is groovy as fuck, has ridiculous vocals and ridiculous lyrics that makes it come off as less serious than their later material, hence why I consider it to be ''fun''.


How is this fun nigga?

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It's fun, i guess?

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Master of Reality is better than Paranoid
RTL is better than MoP

Can you stop talking through the crack and shut the door faggot.

>Festival Culture is shit
Correct
>Why would you want to go
Because that's the only way you get to see some bands sometimes

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nice one idiot, you learn that one in comedy school
or did quorthon whisper it in your ear while he fucking putting his darkbone in you?

t. nu-male

Thankyou brother

Saw Cannibal Corpse live a few hours ago. Why do their fans all smell like vinegar? Why are they all pussies in the mosh pit?

Was the pit full of basement dwelling fatties?

The last few pits ive been in have been plagued by fatties with no cardio who don't actually want to move. I hate it.

so good

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>chilling with the homies when the BRIDGE hits

> implying melodeath sucks
Hypocrisy is an awesome band

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>mfw I dislike metalheads so much that I've never gone to a metal gig before

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uhh what do u think?

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>^

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you shouldn't scared, there won't be any real metalheads at your atmoshit gig

This prevents me from going to see some bands.

It's alright...

DEVILLLLLL
METALLLLL
PUNKS!

Who's digging that new Drudkh?

Just saw Enslaved why are they so fucking boring now

Because most 'progrethsive' music is boring.

I thought they were just straight up black metal?