Character goes to a bar

>character goes to a bar
>"I'll have a beer"

>character goes to a beer
>"I'll have a bar"

>character goes to a coffee shop
>"ill have a coffee"

>"we need you to help us track down __"
>I gave that up years ago

>character goes to A
>"I'll have A"

I LOL'D

>love interest hands character a beer
>"i gave this up years ago"

>i'll have a coke
>what kind?

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

>male character goes to a bar
>"Gin and tonic"

Don't fucking lie to me you goddamn ingrate

MODS

>shot and a beer
Fucking Wire season 2.

>character goes to a gun store
>"I'll have a gun"

B&!!1!

>character goes to restaurant
>just a burger

>character goes into shop
>employee walks up
>LEAVE ME ALONE

that poor duck ;_;

>character goes to a funeral home
>"i'll have a bier"

>Seth MacFarlane cartoon
>pumps a sxs double barrel shotgun
>calls a revolver "an automatic"
>pumps AR-15 or calls it a "10-gauge"

>character walks into diner
>"the usual"

>character goes to a bar
>"Just slide a lil' old brewski my way barkeep, heh heh heh."

You forgot
>Republicans are stupid, I hate republicans
>did you know that I think theists are wrong

>character buys cigarettes
>lemme get a pack of smokes

>character sits on the glass roof of a bar
>kills a paying customer

>character goes into barbershop
>hey you kike piece of shit

Well yeah, but I was focusing on the gun stuff.

>ever gun ever has a laser point

b&

>character orders complex drink
>recieves confidential information

>redditor
>overly describes all the little details and names of gun components in order to look like he is indeed knowledagble of them and has many guns

>Sprite

>only if it's a Corona(tm)

>character enters a diner
>women wearing apron approaches
>what do you want hun?
>gimme the usual

>little details
>"all guns are da the same right?"

>character walks into a bar
>of gold
>he's Jewish

Tbh /k/ is quite reddit, but so is Sup Forums

I do this all the time actually when I go there for breakfast
>mfw it's a shot and a beer

>"i have an idea. but you're not gonna like it."

>man in restaurant rips his clothes off, gets on the table and starts jacking off
>old man sitting at counter says "I'll have what he's having"

>"I have an idea...but you're not gonna like it."
>"Why?"
>"It's terrible."

I'm a male and my preferred drink is a Gin and tonic

>german character walks into a bar
>i'll haff a bier

>dorky character walks into a bar
>one beer, my dear fellow!

>"Hi Robert I'll have a cinema"

>Russian walks into a bar
>"I'm sorry we don't serve animals"

enjoy your ban, faggot

>DRINKS ARE ON ME

>American character walks into a bar
>Immediately passes out due to a myriad of health issues and the bar medical assistance team springs to action

Heineken

nothing wrong with a G&T m8

Wasn't this trope joked about in Shallow Hal?

>british character walks into a bar
>barman! your finest beer, posthaste!

what pisses me off is I'm the exact demographic that agrees with that, and I hate his stuff. There's no joke in most of it, just stating opinions that you agree with.

>Character goes to gas station
>"Fill er up"

This

Specify your order

>British character walks into bar
>"I'll have a..."
>"Good evening, sir. Please present your drinking license."

t. "women on the inside"

...

That's when you just get them whatever you'd think they'd like

>I let my perception of what people think of me dictate my life

real manly bud

>character walks into the cinema
>forgets his owl
So unrealistic.

>Character goes to a cinema
>I'll have a crab legs

>Cowboy walks into bar
>"Gimme two fingers"

...

>character goes to coffee shop
>looks at menu puzzled, mumbles so.e of the zany fancy names
>just gimme a damn coffee!

>"and make it on the rocks"
Does anyone say this anymore? My grandpa told me stories of how him and his cowboy partners from the old days. I never understood this one.

Explain this perculiar meme

>character goes to a scientist
>IN ENGLISH POINDEXTER

lurk moar faggot

holy shit dude

>Hipster server is apathetic
>"Do you want a venti or grande?"
>"Um in English!!!"

1/10 very low effort could have made that sentence way more British

>character goes to a bar
>"I'll have a glass of water"

>"That'll be $4.75, plus tip."

This triggers me

as a funeral director this made me loose it

>I'm getting too old for this

>Character goes to real estate agent
>"Gimme a house."

>character goes to a Japanese restaurant
>"I'll have a sushi"

i dont get it either and ive been here since 02.

>serves a maki-sushi

>character goes to a Chinese restaurant
>he/she can't read the menu

>He didn't create his Sup Forums account before 1996

Newfag

>character goes to a diner
>eyes the waitress
>she eyes back
>scene cuts to them passionately fucking later that night

>Character goes to meme salesman
>"Gimme the usual."
>"Sorry, kid, we're all out of Dat Boi"

Is this a Polack thing, a Baltimore thing, or just a working class thing?

>character goes to a bar
>"I'll have a beer"
>what kind?
>cold

Makes sense because the bartender knew everyone

>implying mcfarlane hasn't spent the last 3+ seasons shitting on Brian and faux-intellectual liberal types like him
what's it like living in an echo chamber so far removed from reality?

it's funny because i unironically do that

>have to buy old 2nd hand wojack

Fucking hell that pic got me

>gestures at entire menu page
>"uh, I'll just have one of these"
>it's something nasty

The south was a mistake.

>it's something alive

>Characters hanging
>Hey lemme bum a cig off you

>Gimme a pop
>What kind of pop?
>Coke
>What kind of Coke?
>7-Up
>Comin' right up!
why does they do this in USA?

Gin and tonic isn't a woman's drink you underage mong.

Example(s)?

only Brits and faggots drink it though