>character goes to a bar
>"I'll have a beer"
Character goes to a bar
>character goes to a beer
>"I'll have a bar"
>character goes to a coffee shop
>"ill have a coffee"
>"we need you to help us track down __"
>I gave that up years ago
>character goes to A
>"I'll have A"
I LOL'D
>love interest hands character a beer
>"i gave this up years ago"
>i'll have a coke
>what kind?
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
>male character goes to a bar
>"Gin and tonic"
Don't fucking lie to me you goddamn ingrate
MODS
>shot and a beer
Fucking Wire season 2.
>character goes to a gun store
>"I'll have a gun"
B&!!1!
>character goes to restaurant
>just a burger
>character goes into shop
>employee walks up
>LEAVE ME ALONE
that poor duck ;_;
>character goes to a funeral home
>"i'll have a bier"
>Seth MacFarlane cartoon
>pumps a sxs double barrel shotgun
>calls a revolver "an automatic"
>pumps AR-15 or calls it a "10-gauge"
>character walks into diner
>"the usual"
>character goes to a bar
>"Just slide a lil' old brewski my way barkeep, heh heh heh."
You forgot
>Republicans are stupid, I hate republicans
>did you know that I think theists are wrong
>character buys cigarettes
>lemme get a pack of smokes
>character sits on the glass roof of a bar
>kills a paying customer
>character goes into barbershop
>hey you kike piece of shit
Well yeah, but I was focusing on the gun stuff.
>ever gun ever has a laser point
b&
>character orders complex drink
>recieves confidential information
>redditor
>overly describes all the little details and names of gun components in order to look like he is indeed knowledagble of them and has many guns
>Sprite
>only if it's a Corona(tm)
>character enters a diner
>women wearing apron approaches
>what do you want hun?
>gimme the usual
>little details
>"all guns are da the same right?"
>character walks into a bar
>of gold
>he's Jewish
Tbh /k/ is quite reddit, but so is Sup Forums
I do this all the time actually when I go there for breakfast
>mfw it's a shot and a beer
>"i have an idea. but you're not gonna like it."
>man in restaurant rips his clothes off, gets on the table and starts jacking off
>old man sitting at counter says "I'll have what he's having"
>"I have an idea...but you're not gonna like it."
>"Why?"
>"It's terrible."
I'm a male and my preferred drink is a Gin and tonic
>german character walks into a bar
>i'll haff a bier
>dorky character walks into a bar
>one beer, my dear fellow!
>"Hi Robert I'll have a cinema"
>Russian walks into a bar
>"I'm sorry we don't serve animals"
enjoy your ban, faggot
>DRINKS ARE ON ME
>American character walks into a bar
>Immediately passes out due to a myriad of health issues and the bar medical assistance team springs to action
Heineken
nothing wrong with a G&T m8
Wasn't this trope joked about in Shallow Hal?
>british character walks into a bar
>barman! your finest beer, posthaste!
what pisses me off is I'm the exact demographic that agrees with that, and I hate his stuff. There's no joke in most of it, just stating opinions that you agree with.
>Character goes to gas station
>"Fill er up"
This
Specify your order
>British character walks into bar
>"I'll have a..."
>"Good evening, sir. Please present your drinking license."
t. "women on the inside"
...
That's when you just get them whatever you'd think they'd like
>I let my perception of what people think of me dictate my life
real manly bud
>character walks into the cinema
>forgets his owl
So unrealistic.
>Character goes to a cinema
>I'll have a crab legs
>Cowboy walks into bar
>"Gimme two fingers"
...
>character goes to coffee shop
>looks at menu puzzled, mumbles so.e of the zany fancy names
>just gimme a damn coffee!
>"and make it on the rocks"
Does anyone say this anymore? My grandpa told me stories of how him and his cowboy partners from the old days. I never understood this one.
Explain this perculiar meme
>character goes to a scientist
>IN ENGLISH POINDEXTER
lurk moar faggot
holy shit dude
>Hipster server is apathetic
>"Do you want a venti or grande?"
>"Um in English!!!"
1/10 very low effort could have made that sentence way more British
>character goes to a bar
>"I'll have a glass of water"
>"That'll be $4.75, plus tip."
This triggers me
as a funeral director this made me loose it
>I'm getting too old for this
>Character goes to real estate agent
>"Gimme a house."
>character goes to a Japanese restaurant
>"I'll have a sushi"
i dont get it either and ive been here since 02.
>serves a maki-sushi
>character goes to a Chinese restaurant
>he/she can't read the menu
>He didn't create his Sup Forums account before 1996
Newfag
>character goes to a diner
>eyes the waitress
>she eyes back
>scene cuts to them passionately fucking later that night
>Character goes to meme salesman
>"Gimme the usual."
>"Sorry, kid, we're all out of Dat Boi"
Is this a Polack thing, a Baltimore thing, or just a working class thing?
>character goes to a bar
>"I'll have a beer"
>what kind?
>cold
Makes sense because the bartender knew everyone
>implying mcfarlane hasn't spent the last 3+ seasons shitting on Brian and faux-intellectual liberal types like him
what's it like living in an echo chamber so far removed from reality?
it's funny because i unironically do that
>have to buy old 2nd hand wojack
Fucking hell that pic got me
>gestures at entire menu page
>"uh, I'll just have one of these"
>it's something nasty
The south was a mistake.
>it's something alive
>Characters hanging
>Hey lemme bum a cig off you
>Gimme a pop
>What kind of pop?
>Coke
>What kind of Coke?
>7-Up
>Comin' right up!
why does they do this in USA?
Gin and tonic isn't a woman's drink you underage mong.
Example(s)?
only Brits and faggots drink it though