Anyone watching this tonight?

Anyone watching this tonight?

Wasnt aware of this jesus christ

that's a not very tasteful thing to make a movie about

>le girl literally gets stabbed and dies in real life
>3 years later make a movie with le maymays about it

the girl who got stabbed didn't die.

Is this real? HBO? holy shit lmao

She didn't actually die.

it was already a cultural phenomenon before that

>Slenderman

What is this, 2012?

Who wants to bet they'll have someone with a PhD in memeology

If somebody sets up a stream for it then yeah

are the actors qt

It's a documentary not a movie.

If you unironically or ironically support this you are what's wrong with the world today

but it's pointless, it's not like the le meme actually had anything to do with it.
it's like a tragedy happened that slightly involved some brand in a minor detail and then making a 2 hour commercial about the brand.

I majored in Duderotomy and they didn't called me

bump

What is there to say?

Maybe if they went the Fargo/Blair Witch route and changed the story enough so Slenderman actually gets summoned that'd be something to work with.

Shit, you could have a bunch of paranoid NEETs put everything together and realize their only hope to take out Slenderman is to summon another occult creature .

whats a slenderman? spare me the autism

>The Slender Man is a fictional supernatural character that originated as a creepypasta Internet meme created by Something Awful forums user Eric Knudsen in 2009.

Where can I watch this? I'm a poor negro without HBO.

I can confirm that the girl did not die, she lived.

Marble Hornets was the only good Slenderman related media released. Even then, it doesn't stand up well today because of all the shitty knockoffs. But I watched that shit back in 2010 to 2011 at night, lights off, alone in my apartment. Shit was creepy.

>Slenderman

Is it 2012?

...

TribeTwelve is the most visually impressive out of all slender projects tho.

The sad thing is that the bigger slenderverse never really went anywhere

Fun fact: If a third person says that, it actually becomes 2012.

>literally made by an SA goon
aaa this is why it's cancer

>>le
you have to go back

>It's a documentary not a movie.
I'm sure it'll be as dramatised as the usual american documentaries and just made for mass entertainment of the lowest common denominator, where boring facts are simply discarded.

Face it, you're getting Ancient Aliens: Slenderman

mfw I did a presentation on memes back in like 2005 for a college course on evolution

So was Sup Forums which is also cancer.

Did this really warrant a documentary? It's just kids being retarded.

>Slenderman
>>/2012/

You said it's name!
Quick.
Don't think it, don't spray it!
DON'T SAY IT!
DON'T SPRAY IT!

What? You don't like true crime docs and movies?

>profiting off the death of children while using a fake "true story" slogan
stay classy hbo

Any streams going for those without HBO?

Get a job. A couple hours a week and you can afford HBO, user.

Nobody died though

I guess it is up on demand already. Should I watch this shit as I fall asleep? Been having shitty nightmares as it is anyway.

attempted
at least the family get royalties

She should get $5,000 every time she got stabbed.

>Duderotomy
favorite book of the New Testament tbbqh

>and also on the Sup Forums paranomal board
mfw

mfw they actually talk with Dawkins in this

>2012

2009 dumbass new faggot

I wish this was true. There's so much I could make right.

Don't dwell on the past, user. Every moment is a chance to improve your future.

there's literally nothing interesting to say about it except basic psych shit about kids and their imaginations, sociopathy, followers and leaders, oh and the power of dank memes

i feel like the only thing drawing people to this is the completely manipulative/dishonest "HORROR" vibe they're slathering over it, which as soon as you hear what happened is completely lost.

it would've been awesome if a bunch of really hard/impossible to explain shit happened involving the case, at least enough to make you think for even one millisecond that something was weird, that might've made for a compelling documentary.

it's not for us, anons. it's for young 30-something parents that might be vaguely familiar with mention of slenderman, but more importantly are more capable of getting into the interviews with the parents and all the home videos of the kids seeming normalish.

would you kill for Slender if she asked, Sup Forums?

>you will never be that frosting tube

eh. I like those basic true crime docs with that psych shit.

I don't get it, what's the point of shoehorning slenderman into this?

wish I could but a certain someone I'm leeching off of forgot to renew their hbo go subscription for the past 2 months now