If Harrison Ford had oesophageal reflux, he'd be Harrison GORD

If Harrison Ford had oesophageal reflux, he'd be Harrison GORD

This is funny only if KOZ does it imo

That's GURD you jackass

>usaphagus

What...

wtf did he have a stroke?

go to bed koz

yeah, thats the american spelling

Jesus Christ, you people are fucking weird

>GURD

GERD?

you're both wrong it's GERD
esophagus

>usaphagus
>usa
>its the american spelling
come on, user

If Michael Fassbender did yoga, he'd be Michael Slowbender

What if he was a gay olympic-level sprinter?

>nicest guy you'll ever meet

If Harrison Ford was a parrot he'd be Harrison Fjord

>middle is nick cage in 10 years

literally scott bakula in the middle

If Harrison Ford was Sup Forums he'd be Harrison Board.

James Cameron in the middle.

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If Harrison Ford was an automobile, he'd be Harrison Ford.

Micheal Gold Medal?

If Harrison Ford was walking forwards he'd be Harrison Ford

Ah yes, the three Ford brothers, two of which work only as stuntmen.

if harrison ever had children he would be harridad

if Harrison Ford were a long, narrow inlet, he'd be Harrison Fjord.

If Harrison Ford were Norwegian, hed be Harrison Nord

if harrison ford were god hed be harrison lord

If Harrison Ford played in a band and was finished going around the country playing music he would be Harrison Toured

If Harrison Ford was a barbarian he'd be Harrison Horde.

No faggot. Micheal Fastbender

If Harrison Ford got into a a fgith with someone he would be Harriston Fought

If Harrison Ford read this thread, he'd be Harrison Floored.

If Harreson Ford was a climbing or trailing plant which bears gourds he would be Harrison Gourd

michael ass-bender?

If you Poured Harrison Ford a drink he Would be harrison Sword and if he was Good at Dancing he would turn into Harry Styles!

If you plugged Hairy Son Cord into an an extension cable outlet and flicked the on switch he would be harrison STOAT

if harrison ford was a large cat he would be harrison roared

If Harrison Ford was a fleshy, typically large fruit with a hard skin he'd be Harrison Gourd

If Harrison Ford were a magazine, he'd be Harrison Forbes.

If Harrison Ford read this shit, he would be Harrison Bored

If Harrison Ford got the f out, he'd be Harrison ord.

this

unless you spell it british -> oesophagus

If Harrison Ford bought a truck, it would be Harrison's Truck

if harrison ford was Sup Forums he'd be embarrassing board.

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