Since He is everywhere, what do you think His favourite movies are?
Since He is everywhere, what do you think His favourite movies are?
Joshua Richardson
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William Johnson
Any movie with him in it of course
He's got a massive ego
Hunter Perry
Jesus is a fan of Home Improvement
Brayden Watson
Jesus is no pleb, but I'm sure he throughly enjoys Superbad.
It's just a fun flick for everyone.
Justin Diaz
do you think he liked that japanese jesus flick
John Torres
thx 1138
Jordan Ward
I bet he enjoys the films of Wes Anderson
Ethan Jenkins
Anything by Mel
Jesus loves those who love him
Jace Wood
Well He presents himself as a populist, so His public list of favorites would probably include harmless, critically acclaimed mainstream like The Help or more recently La La Land.
But we all know He allowed some wicked shit to happen throughout history, so He probably watches some depraved Eurokino in his free time
Angel Cooper
Life of Brian
The Meaning of Life
The Seventh Seal
Pixels
Jose Adams
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Pope is the Vicar of Christ on earth. Protestants do not need to apply.
Ryan Fisher
>Normie
>SJW
I don't know, what's reddits favorite movie?
Jaxson Brooks
and fight his enemies
Carter Murphy
The Fountainhead, probably.
Aaron Parker
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>Schindlers list
Luther wouldn't have put up with this shit
Isaac Morris
Jesus probably lives in the fourth dimension so he can travel time and shit. He's probably already seen every movie that man will create before Armageddon.
Jose Brown
He probably couldn't put up with a long flight of stairs either the fat fuck
Eli Howard
We live in the fourth dimension too, otherwise time wouldn't pass.
Samuel Lee
At what dimension can you travel time? He lives in that one. His favorite movies were Triumph of the Will and the remake of Triumph of the Will in 3034.
Julian Mitchell
What is with Jews and movies always going so well with one another..
Lucas Foster
Silence
Hunter Gonzalez
Fold through the fifth dimension through the sixth to travel time
we're not purely fourth dimensional b/c our perception of time is linear rather than simultaneous, btw
Jesus would probably be a 10th dimensional being i.e all things simultaneously
Therefore he would enjoy all films
Jayden Wright
Kino.
Matthew Anderson
We are 3rd dimension beings traveling through the 4th dimension, just like it you draw a stick figure on a piece of paper amd throw it out the window, thats a 2nd diminsion being travelling through the 3rd dimension. You can't control what is more than one diminsion above your own but you do travel within all dimensions.
Jeremiah Sullivan
symbolism was too heavy at this part
I didn't need the literal face of jesus to appear to know that Padre Rodrigues was seeing jesus in his reflection