They didn't fuck afterwards

>they didn't fuck afterwards

Seriously?

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They did. The reason they didn't show it is not because it is a pg-13 movie but because it was the dullest sex scene

who said they didn't

Harry should've ended up with Hermione to be honest. Ron is too dumb for Hermione.

>lean your head on my shoulder harry

kek

dullest meme. not even memeing

Does it matter when they were both fucked by one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody; just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

was it one of the dullest sex scenes in porn?

actually, now that i think about it, emma most likely saw Daniels dick when he went full frontal in that play

that's not the right picture assfaggot

No it should've been luna. Rowling was building them off incredibly well but since she's a hack and always self inserted as ginny she brought that pairing back from the grave at the last second.

J E W ` D

actually yeah I agree; luna would have been better. But Ron shouldn't have ended up with Hermione still imo

They didn't?

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HP originally was supposed to be more racy but they removed some stuff out

Agreed.
All the scenes with Luna and Harry became pointless.

Because its for children not pedo manchildren.

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

Top kek

But seriously, 17 posts and noone posted it yet? Only reason why I open these threads is to read them. There were some really good modified versions.

>You will never get to see a Hermione & Harry sex scene

why live?

what's going on in this thread?

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>I'll just check the Marauder's Map and see what Ginny's up to

Fucking kek

>tfw I will never hold Emma that close

murder me

It was a purely platonic grindfest

>not getting the right picture
You are a fucking failure and waste of air

This

On a scale of 1-10 how cucked was Lucius here?

They never had sexual tension

this guy posted this picture unironically

holy shit

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Pretty sad that the only real value a woman has is how much random men want to fuck her.

Speak for yourself, the same could be said for the goose

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"No!"

Honestly that part of the movie was boring as fuck.
>Muh Ron
Does anyone else think Harry Potter has been one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>Tolkien in the same tier than HP

fucking plebs

kek.

Ginny or Luna... damn, that choice would've been difficult for me to make. :^/

Dated a nutjob who acted like Luna but didn't look like her.

Ok decision time: long hair or short haired Hermione?

How could you get this wrong you fucking failure

>tolkien is good
>responding to stale pasta that's been posted thousands of times since last april
It's true that lotrfags are redditors

long hair but only to her shoulders

I like both desu but her hair is great

>literally getting your wand taken away
Genuinely surprised he didn't off himself.