Life if I robbed the Kwik E Mart edition
/brit/
Thailad? Bye lad
usa
*bursts through the front door*
LIMEYS!!!!!!! *strangles the nearest runts I see*
put your arms all around it
take it all now that you've found it
it don't need to be no deeper
it's finders keepers
Awake people, let's kill ourselves :)
OP is a fag
babestation
really hate how many unintelligent people are on Sup Forums. multiple people on /dpt/ think that referencing counting isn't garbage collection because it's an imperfect algorithm when there's cyclical references. i said that's like saying a scooter isn't a scooter because it doesn't work on gravel roads, and some brainlet makes a completely incoherent reply that makes no argument whatsoever talking about polygons and squares. hate them all so much
post slags
Got it on in the background lad?
*ahem*
snap
how did these septic twats get past jeeves at the front door?
There might be a fight but let's remember that I'm above it all.
That what's important here.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS WHERE ARE THE MOOOODS
do yanks have babestation?
NEED to shove a tube up her ass and inflate her until she fucking dies xx
Posting McGregor memes
>really hate how many unintelligent people are on Sup Forums. multiple people on /dpt/ think that referencing counting isn't garbage collection because it's an imperfect algorithm when there's cyclical references. i said that's like saying a scooter isn't a scooter because it doesn't work on gravel roads, and some brainlet makes a completely incoherent reply that makes no argument whatsoever talking about polygons and squares. hate them all so much
yeah, currently ashley
yes, I browsed Sup Forums last year but it's even shittier now
Don't forget that I'm above it.
I'm above this. Gotta make sure you know that.
shove a gerbil in your ass through for a tube
Noted
>beto steps outside
Why do yanks use limey like its an insult?
>haha those british sailors put lime juice in their water so they didnt get scurvy
early 30's slag council estate single mums with flowery foot tattoos gravelly voices from smoking are my fetish
i don-t live in manila
One more for the craic
It's the worst insult they can use.
Says a lot.
real men wear wooden teeth
He is here
No but a britlad posted a link to stream it and I was into it for a while
It was probably
one of these works at my uni as a cleaner, talk to her sometimes, her life sounds utterly grim
What's really confusing is they fuck on about our teeth even though scurvy causes them to fall out.
...
youtube.com
WITH A TOW ROW ROW ROW ROW
that's the parisian skelly, am the southerner
Can someone explain betting to me
I saw that both mayweather and mcgregor had 25/1 odds
So if i bet a quid on one of them i win 25 quid ? Can't be right. I'm such a brainlet please explain it to me like you would a child
saw a limey yesterday, made me a bit sick
did your parents let you listen to naughty music when you were young lads?
can remember one of the first CDs I owned was pic related when I was just 8 years old
recall reading the lyrics book in awe at all of the swear words and bringing it into junior school to show the lads
reddit: the post
for me, you are all toot posters
woah...
i knew americans had bad diets but i didn't realise they are literally repulsed by the sight of fruit
hello actual child
is there not any equivalent though? I know on yank cable packages you get a million channels and loads are bizzare random shite, surely you have something like it
yeah that's how it works
Yeah occasionally they would try to crack down on it but mostly they didn't care. Plus by the time I was 12 we had the internet (yes I'm an oldfag) so realistically there was fuck all they could do to prevent me from getting to anything
alri grandad hows the hairline
more of a mature feet man desu
Post toot man
Cinemax aka Skinemax has softcore porn
I think it's a yank right of passage to watch at least one movie with your homies and awkwardly laugh about it
post toot
eating an apple snack pie lads
So whats to stop me betting a quid each way and making a guaranteed profit
Makes no sense
fry the brain - the art of urban sniping
foy
I'm 23 which is already too old to be wasting my time on this website
if you think that's young you should have already necked yourself by now
we used to play the eminem CD in my nan's car too haha
can recall some very funny journies
business idea: britcoin
im 25 and still with my parents and i started smoking in my room at night a few years ago and my mum got super pissed off but i just kept doing it and now she empties my ashtray while im at work and says nothing. does she think i don't notice my room has been cleaned from top to bottom when i get home? it's pretty hard to miss all the fag burns all over the carpet and bed sheets and she literally hasn't said a word
Can't decide if I prefer Mayweather or McGregor's hype videos
because they don't both have 25-1 odds
Shalom niggers
they always look tied of life but whats hot about them is that they also look like they love to get the cunt shagged off of them
is it just softcore porn though
is there anything you can call in on and speak to the girl on the tv
mayweather looks like a literal chimp in that thumbnail
pfm
(((he))) is here, and it is a fucking racist
yanks used to come here to do it
Not that I know of
I was too poor to have Skinemax anyway but there are phone sex lines if you're desperate and those had naughty commercials
of course trannie poster talks with the israeli parasite
SUPRISE SURPRISE!!
Betfair has 20/1 for mayweather to win and 40/1 for mcgregor to win
Guranteed profit of you bet a few quid each way
What am i missing
do your parents smoke?
>James Cameron accused of mansplaining for criticising wonder woman
ah yes, this is what I turn on the news to hear about
inheriting guns and about one million dollars worth of land in a few months lads
This is website and probably the lad I was talking about earlier
new customer offer
cucked a disabled lad
>full psychosis mode activated
???
state of your life that you actually provided this info and this link
i'm assuming what you've seen are start up offers, bookies offer boosted odds as one time offer to entice people into creating accounts, they know they'll lose money on the one point but they'll make it back from the other bets with the new accounts
pic related is the current odds william hill are offering for the fight
it's possible to make guaranteed profit from sign up offers at different bookies
but there's only a limited amount of bookies you can sign up for so the profit is limited
there are other conditions like you have to bet 4x the amount of your original deposit to make a withdrawal
What do you mean la
nonce
can we please stop promoting gambling? this is a christian general
watching evangelion
heard it's a good beginner anime
I would not even use these flags as toilet papers
my dads 69 and has been a heavy smoker for 54 years but he has to smoke in the conservatory these days since every where he sits is just a pile of ash and cigar ends
>Draw
Can they do that? Even on judge's decision it's best out of 3 right?
alright Trump what the FUCK
this is why womyn and people of color are living in fear under this presidency. the guy won't even supply the local supermarkets in texas with BREAD!
literally what i said you idiot
don't think you lot use anything as toilet paper mate
agreed
if 2 judges go each way and the other goes for a draw
or all 3 judges go for a draw
it's rare as why the odds are so high but possible
yeah but it's unlikely, hence the high odds
what's that about eh
i thought we were only getting doctors and shit
That makes more sense