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Life if I robbed the Kwik E Mart edition

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Thailad? Bye lad

usa

*bursts through the front door*

LIMEYS!!!!!!! *strangles the nearest runts I see*

put your arms all around it
take it all now that you've found it
it don't need to be no deeper
it's finders keepers

Awake people, let's kill ourselves :)

OP is a fag

babestation

really hate how many unintelligent people are on Sup Forums. multiple people on /dpt/ think that referencing counting isn't garbage collection because it's an imperfect algorithm when there's cyclical references. i said that's like saying a scooter isn't a scooter because it doesn't work on gravel roads, and some brainlet makes a completely incoherent reply that makes no argument whatsoever talking about polygons and squares. hate them all so much

post slags

Got it on in the background lad?

*ahem*
snap

how did these septic twats get past jeeves at the front door?

There might be a fight but let's remember that I'm above it all.

That what's important here.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS WHERE ARE THE MOOOODS

do yanks have babestation?

NEED to shove a tube up her ass and inflate her until she fucking dies xx

Posting McGregor memes

>really hate how many unintelligent people are on Sup Forums. multiple people on /dpt/ think that referencing counting isn't garbage collection because it's an imperfect algorithm when there's cyclical references. i said that's like saying a scooter isn't a scooter because it doesn't work on gravel roads, and some brainlet makes a completely incoherent reply that makes no argument whatsoever talking about polygons and squares. hate them all so much

yeah, currently ashley

yes, I browsed Sup Forums last year but it's even shittier now

Don't forget that I'm above it.

I'm above this. Gotta make sure you know that.

shove a gerbil in your ass through for a tube

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>one will protect you
>the others will try to kill you

Choose wisely

Noted

>beto steps outside

Why do yanks use limey like its an insult?
>haha those british sailors put lime juice in their water so they didnt get scurvy

early 30's slag council estate single mums with flowery foot tattoos gravelly voices from smoking are my fetish

i don-t live in manila

One more for the craic

It's the worst insult they can use.

Says a lot.

the gf
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real men wear wooden teeth

He is here

No but a britlad posted a link to stream it and I was into it for a while
It was probably

one of these works at my uni as a cleaner, talk to her sometimes, her life sounds utterly grim

What's really confusing is they fuck on about our teeth even though scurvy causes them to fall out.

...

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WITH A TOW ROW ROW ROW ROW

that's the parisian skelly, am the southerner

Can someone explain betting to me

I saw that both mayweather and mcgregor had 25/1 odds
So if i bet a quid on one of them i win 25 quid ? Can't be right. I'm such a brainlet please explain it to me like you would a child

saw a limey yesterday, made me a bit sick

did your parents let you listen to naughty music when you were young lads?
can remember one of the first CDs I owned was pic related when I was just 8 years old
recall reading the lyrics book in awe at all of the swear words and bringing it into junior school to show the lads

reddit: the post

for me, you are all toot posters

woah...

i knew americans had bad diets but i didn't realise they are literally repulsed by the sight of fruit

hello actual child

is there not any equivalent though? I know on yank cable packages you get a million channels and loads are bizzare random shite, surely you have something like it

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yeah that's how it works

Yeah occasionally they would try to crack down on it but mostly they didn't care. Plus by the time I was 12 we had the internet (yes I'm an oldfag) so realistically there was fuck all they could do to prevent me from getting to anything

alri grandad hows the hairline

more of a mature feet man desu

Post toot man

Cinemax aka Skinemax has softcore porn
I think it's a yank right of passage to watch at least one movie with your homies and awkwardly laugh about it

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eating an apple snack pie lads

So whats to stop me betting a quid each way and making a guaranteed profit

Makes no sense

fry the brain - the art of urban sniping

foy
I'm 23 which is already too old to be wasting my time on this website
if you think that's young you should have already necked yourself by now
we used to play the eminem CD in my nan's car too haha
can recall some very funny journies

business idea: britcoin

im 25 and still with my parents and i started smoking in my room at night a few years ago and my mum got super pissed off but i just kept doing it and now she empties my ashtray while im at work and says nothing. does she think i don't notice my room has been cleaned from top to bottom when i get home? it's pretty hard to miss all the fag burns all over the carpet and bed sheets and she literally hasn't said a word

Can't decide if I prefer Mayweather or McGregor's hype videos

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youtube.com/watch?v=91liSjahuNw&t=807s

because they don't both have 25-1 odds

Shalom niggers

they always look tied of life but whats hot about them is that they also look like they love to get the cunt shagged off of them

is it just softcore porn though
is there anything you can call in on and speak to the girl on the tv

mayweather looks like a literal chimp in that thumbnail

pfm

(((he))) is here, and it is a fucking racist

yanks used to come here to do it

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Not that I know of
I was too poor to have Skinemax anyway but there are phone sex lines if you're desperate and those had naughty commercials

of course trannie poster talks with the israeli parasite
SUPRISE SURPRISE!!

Betfair has 20/1 for mayweather to win and 40/1 for mcgregor to win

Guranteed profit of you bet a few quid each way

What am i missing

do your parents smoke?

>James Cameron accused of mansplaining for criticising wonder woman
ah yes, this is what I turn on the news to hear about

inheriting guns and about one million dollars worth of land in a few months lads

This is website and probably the lad I was talking about earlier

new customer offer

cucked a disabled lad

>full psychosis mode activated

???

state of your life that you actually provided this info and this link

i'm assuming what you've seen are start up offers, bookies offer boosted odds as one time offer to entice people into creating accounts, they know they'll lose money on the one point but they'll make it back from the other bets with the new accounts

pic related is the current odds william hill are offering for the fight
it's possible to make guaranteed profit from sign up offers at different bookies
but there's only a limited amount of bookies you can sign up for so the profit is limited
there are other conditions like you have to bet 4x the amount of your original deposit to make a withdrawal

What do you mean la

nonce

can we please stop promoting gambling? this is a christian general

watching evangelion
heard it's a good beginner anime

I would not even use these flags as toilet papers

my dads 69 and has been a heavy smoker for 54 years but he has to smoke in the conservatory these days since every where he sits is just a pile of ash and cigar ends

>Draw
Can they do that? Even on judge's decision it's best out of 3 right?

alright Trump what the FUCK

this is why womyn and people of color are living in fear under this presidency. the guy won't even supply the local supermarkets in texas with BREAD!

literally what i said you idiot

don't think you lot use anything as toilet paper mate

agreed

if 2 judges go each way and the other goes for a draw
or all 3 judges go for a draw
it's rare as why the odds are so high but possible

yeah but it's unlikely, hence the high odds

what's that about eh
i thought we were only getting doctors and shit

That makes more sense